Amorim’s United record:
19 losses in 47 games
Same goals conceded as Van Gaal…
…who needed 76 games to do it.
Worst defensive manager United have had.
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Chelsea board meetings:
Manager: “Give me this or I’m gone.”
Board: “👍”
They sack for fun.
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Did Maresca jump or was he pushed?
Both.
At Chelsea you’re not the manager — you’re the coach.
Transfers? Not your call.
Medical decisions? Not your call.
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Villa roll Palace.
But it’s never the same hero twice.
Cash. Watkins. McGinn. Rogers.
Wheel spins every week.
This spin lands on:
CAPTAIN MORGAN 🏴☠️
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He knew he was gone.
So he said it anyway.
“That 18-month contract” line?
That’s not a quote — that’s an invoice 🧾
Respect it.
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Midfield heroes this week 👑
McGinn doing captain things.
Grealish back on form and running Everton.
If Grealish cooks, Everton eat. Simple maths.
And yes… I absolutely bottled it in FPL.
Pain.
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Harry Wilson is doing DISGUSTING things.
Outside foot. Flicks. Back-post magic.
Wrong shirt = wrong hype.
Form don’t lie though 👀
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Waiting on one button.
One click.
One beautiful app store miracle.
Christmas surprise?
👀🎄
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United fans won’t like this one 👀
McTominay was misprofiled → look at him now.
Mainoo? Same danger signs.
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Scored four goals?
Yeah…
🖊️🖊️🖊️
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Fantasy pick vs weak teams ✅
Title-winning striker ❌
Numbers need context.
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Fulham fans… brace yourselves.
Robinson’s crossing numbers?
Elite.
Same assists as Saka last year — from LEFT BACK.
That’s not replaceable.
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Van Dijk ≠ washed.
But time waits for no CB.
Konaté injured.
Gomez injured.
Liverpool needed Guehi.
They bought toys instead.
Seen this movie before.
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POV: you draft a striker who
❌ doesn’t score
❌ doesn’t assist
❌ doesn’t pass
Congratulations, you’ve drafted fantasy cyanide.
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Salah’s at a 10-year low — 29% shot accuracy 😬
And he says he “deserves his place”?
Not with those numbers, mate.
Right now the better combo might actually be…
Isak x Ekitike 😂🔥
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Casemiro gets subbed every week and here’s why 👇
🟨 turns into 🟥
Bench isn’t deep
Ugarte ≠ Casemiro
United concede AFTER he goes off.
That’s the tweet.
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Premier League GOAT goalkeepers 🧤
1️⃣ Petr Čech
2️⃣ Van der Sar
3️⃣ Schmeichel
4️⃣ Alisson
5️⃣ Dealer’s choice
That top four? Non-negotiable.
The fifth spot? That’s where fights start.
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United don’t need another Bruno.
They need a bouncer.
Bruno creates.
Someone else needs to clean up the mess.
Casemiro does it for an hour.
United need that guy for 90.
#ManchesterUnited #PremierLeague #Statr
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Villa don’t have a star man.
They rotate them.
Cash ➡️ McGinn ➡️ Rogers ➡️ repeat.
Watkins chips in.
Defence just keeps rolling.
That’s not form.
That’s a system.
#PremierLeague #AstonVilla #Statr
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Fulham are in TROUBLE 😬
Wilson scores sexy goals… but losing Bassey, Iwobi & Chukwueze all at once?
That’s your engine, your spark AND your battering ram gone.
Relegation danger. Big time.
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This is how we do it at Statr! 🔥
Unique game modes. More strategy. More competition.
Like the sound of it? We’re launching next season – get on the waiting list now! Statrdraft.com
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We’re pushing Statr to the limit, testing every angle to make sure it’s ready for you next season! 🚀⚽ Because if we don’t find the exploits now, someone else will! Get on the waiting list & be ready for launch! Statrdraft.com
#Statr #JoinTheGame #FPL #EPL #FPLCommunity
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We’re pushing Statr to the limit, testing every angle to make sure it’s ready for you next season! 🚀⚽ Because if we don’t find the exploits now, someone else will! Get on the waiting list & be ready for launch! Statrdraft.com
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