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Happy #ConfectionSunday, #TournamentOfJunque fans! With all the angst and venom and uncertainty and anger in the world today, turn to the daily #TOJ voting for a brief moment of fun! Regions and host city revealed for #TOJ 17 today!
Are we entirely sure the “pe-cahhhhhhn” girl in the #SNICKERS commercial that spills the tea isn’t #KitWilson_PD?
#Smackdown #WWE
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Today in #TOJ History™️: Bacon became the first two time winner of #MunchMadness, back to back no less, taking the title in 2012 & 2013! Bacon….is there anything it can’t do?! Join us TOMORROW for #ConfectionSunday!
#TournamentOfJunque 17!
I know the new #ChexMix isn’t reinventing the wheel, but it definitely works. And caramelized onion makes everything better. Thank you Snyders of Hanover! We at the #TOJ would never ever confuse you for Snyders of Berlin!
As you know, I am a huge supporter of #7eleven as one of my snack HQs for the #TOJ. But today, there’s a much more important reason. An employee was shot & critically wounded in an overnight robbery in Chicago. Prayers to him & I hope they catch the scum. And I’ll be shopping today
Today in #TournamentOfJunque History: Tacos make history in #TOJ 9 in 2018, going from a Play In candidate to winning the whole damn thing, on The Road To Bobo™️! #ConfectionSunday is 48 hours away!
Yeah, so these are a thing. Told ya: you put the word “churro” on anything and I’m in! The only Q now is, do I finish the whole thing in one sitting?!
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10 Water: Manifesting through Meaning 🌊🔥
Tone 10 brings intentions to life. In this Light wave, use Water’s fire to burn away ego. Choose meaning over expediency. Be careful what you wish for; it is materializing now!
#Tzolkin #10Water #Muluc #Toj #Manifestation #DigitalTribe
Today in #TOJ History: #reeses Peanut Butter Cup was our first inductee into the #TOJ Hall of Fame, as our first 3 time winner, in 2017, 2022, & 2023. #TournamentOfJunque 17 starts in 3 days with #ConfectionSunday, with bracket & region reveal and host city!
Really exciting finds for the #TOJ today: #DrSquatch finally honors the best show of all time, #TheSimpsons, my close personal friend Jack heard me out about more onion stuff, and Doritos cashews?! LFG!
Today in #TOJ History™️: Doritos became the inaugural winner, in the very first #TournamentOfJunque in 2010. Just a wacky spoof of March Madness among friends, now we embark on #TOJ 17, with 1000+ voters across all social media, prizes and maximum silliness!
If you’re looking for a podcast that’s actually funny and doesn’t insult your intelligence (and no 3 hour interviews with nobodies), I highly recommend these guys, with this fast food episode. #TOJ approved!
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The final bids are being debated by the #TournamentOfJunque Confection Committee to determine this year’s host state! Who will follow in the big footsteps of past hosts Jersey, Cali, NC, Oklahoma, FL, Indiana, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee and Arkansas? Find out Sunday!
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Big weekend in the conference tournaments as teams are jockeying for better seeds in the 2026 #TounamentOfJunque. And none bigger than the final in the Big Cheetos Conference, with Southwest Flamin Hot State vs Nebraska Puffy A&T! Go Puffs!
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I wonder why beer and soda in tin cans don’t taste like tin cans, but iced tea always does.
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Back to back killer days of finds for your relentless #TOJ staff here in Chicago, despite the storms! That Butterfinger French Toast has been #1 on my search list! Doritos jerky? Yes please! & I’ll take a flyer on the Walgreens Gardetto’s knockoff; can they approximate the king?
On behalf of all of us here at the #TournamentOfJunque, wishing a very happy and healthy(?) 114th birthday to the @Oreo! You have become one of the 4 food groups, you make every day a little better, & consistently bring us new innovative flavors, like Reeses!
#TOJ #FederalHoliday
A couple from Chicago is stranded in Dubai because they can’t get flights out of the Middle East right now. Well, at least they can get plenty of that stupid overrated chocolate at a better price to bring home eventually.
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Light day of #TOJ finds today, but quality over quantity. Those @Pringles have been around, but finally made their way to Chicago. And “Share Size” on Blue Raspberry Lemonade WarHeads? That’s cute!
#TournamentOfJunque
Lo & behold, my #7eleven was a cavalcade of new chips today! Hoping the other 2 #Fritolay Flavor Swaps are as good as those cheddar Doritos. @dotspretzels tends to drop the ball with non-pretzels, but this aspires to be Gardetto quality! #TOJ
#TournamentOfJunque fans, we are TWO weeks away from Confection Sunday, revealing the theme and host city for #TOJ 17! America’s longest running junk food voting tournament rolls on, including our annual $50 prize package! Who’s hungry?!
It pains us at the #TOJ to say this new #McDonalds Big Arch is a big meh. Sure it’s big, but I think they focused too much on quantity over quality here. White cheddar gets lost, sauce is 1% tangier special sauce. A sad AE on this one😞
Spoiler alert: this doesn’t end well. I sure hope they put the same warning on these that they put on the Zero Sugar Oreos!
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The first one sounds like a gay porn studio, and the second one is definitely a synonym for diarrhea. We need better naming workshops, people.
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#TOJ Nation: we need to buy a ton of these Easter #Jolly_Rancher gummies-it’s the only time they’ve done grape, THE best artificial fruit flavor! Make them everyday, #Hersheys! And we know the chocolate on this bunny will be avg at best, but I had to, for that heavenly Jif!
America’s favorite #JunkFood & #FastFood podcast, the #TournamentOfJunque FunTime Show, is here! On this #USAhockey Sunday, catch up on the #TOJ before Monday’s new episode! Who’s hungry? Let’s have some fun!
#WeTheNorth #FearTheDeer #NetsWorld #Olympics
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America’s favorite #JunkFood & #FastFood podcast, the #TournamentOfJunque FunTime Show, is here! On this #USAhockey Sunday, catch up on the #TOJ before Monday’s new episode! Who’s hungry? Let’s have some fun!
#TrueToAtlanta #MileHighBasketball #DubNation
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Boxed chicken broth at the dollar store. What are the odds it’s even chicken? If they can take the “are boneless wings even wings?” debate to the Supreme Court, I think I can get “is dollar store chicken broth really pigeon?” investigated.
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