Latest posts tagged with #TeamRodent on Bluesky
You know what won’t be going extinct? Rodents. By sheer numbers, we are going to rush the stage one day and grab the #2026MMM that we have been too long denied!
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Quality burn. Nobody disses ballet and lives! #TeamRodent
A squirrel reading small book.
Did you know? Many rodents are big advocates of e-books.
But not squirrels!
#2026MMM #TeamRodent
A grey squirrel says “Squirrels will never let you down.”
I am not asking for carnage. I am expecting a long-overdue #TeamRodent Champion in #2026MMM!
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Well, naturally, who wouldn’t want to stop and enjoy looking at a beautiful squirrel? #2026MMM #TeamRodent
This is the upset we’ve all been waiting for in #2026MMM #TeamRodent
Plot twist, the squirrel is waterskiing behind the boat and saves the whale!
#2026MMM #TeamRodent
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Map of the Natural History Museum in London.
But where your no doubt even more beautiful rodent collection, ideally featuring examples of glorious squirrels of the world? It’s not marked on your map of the mammal zone. #TeamRodent
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A photo of a cute rat. “Stop using anti-mammal language Instead of: 'To rat someone out' Try: 'To tell tall tales about someone who trusted in your confidence, which a mammal as glorious as the rat would never do' “ [An instagram post from the Mammal Society]
A photo of a wild hare. “Stop using anti-mammal language Instead of: 'You're as mad as a March hare' Try: 'You bring as much adventure and whimsy to my life as a leaping lagomorph' “ [An instagram post from the Mammal Society]
A photo of a Eurasian Red Squirrel. “Stop using anti-mammal language Instead of: "I am squirreling this away' Try: 'I have used the dexterity and nimbleness of a squirrel to hide this important object' “ [An instagram post from the Mammal Society]
A photo of a British Badger. “Stop using anti-mammal language Instead of: 'They are badgering me Try: 'Their traits, which are mildly annoying, pale in comparison to the formidable badger'” [An instagram post from the Mammal Society]
Just in time for #2026MMM, improve terms for mammals from the @mammalsociety.bsky.social: “Stop using anti-mammal language” !
#TeamRodent
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One rodent that hasn’t been seen in over a decade of March Mammal Madness? The Grizzled Giant Squirrel (Ratufa macroura), which is the National Animal of Sri Lanka.
#2026MMM #TeamRodent
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#SquirrelsOfTheWorld #squirrel
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A painting of a Eurasian Red Squirrel in a tree holding a pine cone. (Source: https://libguides.asu.edu/ld.php?content_id=79931017 )
Is it a good sign for the Eurasian Red Squirrel (Sciurus vulgaris) in #2026MMM that an image of one is included in the @mmmletsgo.bsky.social guide for this year?
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#TeamRodent libguides.asu.edu/ld.php?conte...
But more embarrassing for the RNGMMM that allowed it to happen. I trust a decade of CompSci advances have now made that #2016MMM impossible in #2026MMM .
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A fox squirrel in a tree says “Remember, in March Mammal Madness, always bet on rodents! Sure, we may be cheated of victory in the end, but you will always feel good about having supported the right animal.”
Bracket drop day for #2026MMM and #TeamRodent is ready!!!
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There is no Rodentia limit. Volume 2 will be like the follow-up album that’s better than the debut!
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You just don’t know how much I love Groundhog Day.
#TeamRodent
I just love groundhogs! Or woodchucks, as I call them. (I am not alone in that, I didn't make it up!) #teamrodent
ANOTHER COMMON SQUIRREL DUB!!! #TeamRodent
Please remember that most rodents have not been domesticated.
Although wild guineapigs are a lot more fierce than those domesticated for food. #2026MMM #TeamRodent #PowerToTheRodents!!! 🐹
I discovered @mammalssuck.bsky.social’s March Mammal Madness! @mmmletsgo.bsky.social
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#2025MMM #TeamRodent
Yes, #BoycottABC and screw #TeamRodent.
This new to science dwarf squirrel species (Microsciurus sp.) from Peru’s Alto Mayo is a very small and will also belong to a new genus. Photo by Ronal Diaz courtesy of Conservation International.
A #TeamRodent champion for #2026MMM! Also the Alto Mayo Dwarf Squirrel (Microsciurus )! #squirrel
🐭🏆🐿️ #PowerToTheRodents!!!
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A healthy rodent could take any of those sea-born monsters in #2026MMM! Like a fan of a hapless sports team, I know #TeamRodent is way overdue.
Prairie Dog training for #2026MMM…
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Escaped companions? Or rodent incursion? Either way, #teamrodent
“#TeamRodent: Because over 40% of all mammal species can’t be wrong.”
The universe is preparing Earth for when rodents dominate the planet. #TeamRodent
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I see a #2026MMM champion getting some invaluable field experience! #TeamRodent #squirrel
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A tweet by me dated 21 March 2016: “@LavLobster Who will rid us of this unkillable #WorstBear Panda? Jon Snow Squirrel! #2016MMM #GoT #ZombieSquirrel” A photo at the bottom shows a white squirrel holding a weapon with the words “Game of Squirrels” written in a Game of Thrones style.
The very worst #MMMRNG injustice of #2016MMM was #WorstBear ’s string of victories simply by sitting and eating bamboo. 🐼🎋 #2025MMM #TeamRodent
And Polar Bear and Gingko call it a draw, leaving no #2025MMM victor — until a beaver shows up and finishes off the tree! #TeamRodent 🌳🦫