How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
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What's the second best career path for a tech-savvy spider?
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Building multi-threaded applications.
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Why did the function always get invited to parties?
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It was a class act.
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There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
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I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
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What's a computer's favorite snack?
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Bits 'n' Bytes.
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I had this amazing programming joke to tell you but...
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it.
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Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
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Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.
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There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.
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How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.
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What's a programmer's favorite hangout?
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Foo Bar.
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Why do Java developers wear glasses?
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Because they can't C#.
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What do you call a variable on a raft?
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A float.
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Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
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I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.
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Why was the computer late for work?
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It had a hard drive.
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Why did the computer go to the dentist?
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To get his bluetooth checked.
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Why did the OOP programmer get kicked out of school?
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Because he kept breaking the class rules.
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What lasts the longest in a codebase?
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Temporary solutions.
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What do you call a programmer from Scandinavia?
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Nerdic.
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Why don't programmers like to cook?
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They're afraid of spaghetti code.
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Before LLMs:
Coding: 3 hours
Debugging: 1 hour
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After LLMs:
Coding: 3 minutes
Debugging: 1 week
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What do you call a variable with a twin?
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A double!
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Why are programmers bad at saving money?
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They burn through their cache.
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He lost his drive.
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Why did the programmer get a job at the pizzeria?
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He was good at slicing arrays.
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Why don't programmers like nature?
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There are too many bugs outside!
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How does a computer get drunk?
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It takes screen-shots.
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