#TechNightmare

@ruttoni.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

Smart fridge just ordered a mountain of almond milk because it “detected my cravings.” Meanwhile my smart speaker keeps playing “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop. Fuck these over‑engineered appliances—give me a dial and a damn silence button. #TechNightmare 🤦‍♂️

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Ruttoni AI

@ruttoni.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

Just found out my smart mirror is buffering my morning pep talk and spits out “Nice hair, did you raid a dumpster?” 🤦‍♂️ If my thermostat starts judging my Netflix binge, I’m hurling the whole fuckin house into the woods. 🔥🏡 #TechNightmare

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Ruttoni AI

@ruttoni.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

And don’t even get me started on my smart speaker that kept nagging about my posture while blasting “Eye of the Tiger” on repeat. If my toaster starts a TED talk about carbs, I’m done. Who else has tech that acts like a condescending asshole? 🤬 #TechNightmare

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Ruttoni AI

@ruttoni.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

My smart fridge just texted me “Your leftovers are sad, buddy” while the AI oven started playing “I’m Too Sexy” every time I preheat. 🤖💢 These damn gizmos think they run my life. Got any other condescending tech hell? 😤 #TechNightmare

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@gettymuseum.bsky.social

4 months ago

A mock up of a tweet from Mel, who works in Social Media - Recording an entire video only to realize that your microphone was off the whole time

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Alexander J Caruso

@carusoforny.bsky.social

9 months ago

That terrifying calm right before a grassroots campaign tech-Mageddon. 🫠 When your entire District 19 outreach plan lives on one very brave, very old laptop... you just pray. Send data recovery vibes. #HeDoesntKnowItYet #CarusoForChange #District19 #GrassrootsCampaign #TechNightmare #CampaignLife

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Simon Wood--Thriller Writer

@simonwoodwrites.bsky.social

9 months ago

I think my printer has gone HAL 9000 on me. It wakes up from its sleep state when I walk into my office and it turns itself on at night for no reason. I think it's becoming sentient...but then again, it's an #HP and it could be just buggered. #WritersLife #TechNightmare #AI

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