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A CRIME OF OPPORTUNITY

I.

The guy in the mugshot was arrested
for fucking a deer on the roadside
covered in blood and fur.

A driver passing by dialed 911,
probably angry to see
a good roadkill dinner going to waste.

Would you call him a concerned citizen
or an interloper for inserting himself
into a public display of affection?

Not long ago in Kentucky
they had no law against bestiality because
the crackers believed in implied consent.

My first thought was, a crime of
opportunity, unless he left home
already wearing fur, looking to score.

Can’t face the camera
in his orange jumpsuit, wishing
he had run away instead of walking.

II.

Covered with fur and blood, flaccid inside the wild warmth of doe-eyed flesh, weightless, heroic, as if in space, given a mission, permission, a world where comfort and civility surpass the love humanity never offered or entitled, a muffled softening, like first snow, slurring the blur of names and words, sir, the laying on of hands, hoisting his distempered frame into the open door of the squad car, trussed at the wrist like a roaster, oven ready. Everything to come from this moment on is pure; pain, putrefaction, and punchlines. 

III.

walking my klee kai
in the backyard
dew wets her paws
and glistens in the risen sun
like magic crystals
songbirds twitter the morning minutes
a dear passes on the ridge
smiling as she disappears
into the pines
I can admire the graceful form
without wanting to fuck her today
not when I have a puppy

A CRIME OF OPPORTUNITY I. The guy in the mugshot was arrested for fucking a deer on the roadside covered in blood and fur. A driver passing by dialed 911, probably angry to see a good roadkill dinner going to waste. Would you call him a concerned citizen or an interloper for inserting himself into a public display of affection? Not long ago in Kentucky they had no law against bestiality because the crackers believed in implied consent. My first thought was, a crime of opportunity, unless he left home already wearing fur, looking to score. Can’t face the camera in his orange jumpsuit, wishing he had run away instead of walking. II. Covered with fur and blood, flaccid inside the wild warmth of doe-eyed flesh, weightless, heroic, as if in space, given a mission, permission, a world where comfort and civility surpass the love humanity never offered or entitled, a muffled softening, like first snow, slurring the blur of names and words, sir, the laying on of hands, hoisting his distempered frame into the open door of the squad car, trussed at the wrist like a roaster, oven ready. Everything to come from this moment on is pure; pain, putrefaction, and punchlines. III. walking my klee kai in the backyard dew wets her paws and glistens in the risen sun like magic crystals songbirds twitter the morning minutes a dear passes on the ridge smiling as she disappears into the pines I can admire the graceful form without wanting to fuck her today not when I have a puppy

#PoemsAbout #Consent @thebrokenspine.co.uk
I was told I should #triggeralert for #necrophilia and #bestiality
My son chastised me for going there. I will put a reading in the comments.

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Remembering Rob Reiner | Also, a Condemnation of Gun Violence
Remembering Rob Reiner | Also, a Condemnation of Gun Violence YouTube video by Kathy Griffin

#triggeralert

@kathygriffin.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImEX... Remembering Rob Reiner & Condemnation of Gun Violence! 🥹❤️

Child molestation, domestic violence, gaslighting, toxicity,
drug addiction, mental illness, rape, trauma, family lies and secrets.

#KathyGriffin #truthteller ❤️

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Two adorable chihuahua mixes pose on a towering log feature at our favorite dog park during some gorgeous fall weather.

Two adorable chihuahua mixes pose on a towering log feature at our favorite dog park during some gorgeous fall weather.

One more canine photobomb and I’ll have a #Cerberus on my hands. 🤣

#rescuedogsofbluesky #cutedogs
#TriggerWarning #TriggerAlert
#chihuahuasofbluesky #woof
#dogsindresses #fitwarm
#dogsonlogs #ohmydog
#lifeisbetterwithdogs
#dogisgood #dogs
#fashionhounds
#Itsadogslife
#dogbffs
#dog
#K9
🥰

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Round brown hound dressed like a rockstar and ready for the park!

Round brown hound dressed like a rockstar and ready for the park!

#Chihuhuahuasofbluesky #GuardDogsofBluesky
#TriggerWarning
#dogsofbluesky
#BigDogEnergy
#TriggerAlert
#FannyPack
#Bskydogs
#Chuggle
#Trigger
#dogs
#BDE
🤭

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Small round brown hound proudly displaying his new sheriff’s badge. 4 months in and he’s decided on his role with the Fanny pack.

Small round brown hound proudly displaying his new sheriff’s badge. 4 months in and he’s decided on his role with the Fanny pack.

It would appear that Bailiff #Trigger gave himself a promotion overnight.

#TriggerAlert #WhosTheBoss #dogsofbluesky #bossydogs #chihuahuasofbluesky #dogs #smalldogs #BDE #bigdogenergy #dogdays #ohmydog

No one here on #EpsteinList if you wondered. 🤔

*Trigger has NO affiliations with #ICE!

#FDT

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#TriggerAlert I am guilty of misnaming the rescue dog on the left. It was Ruger (eww), now Trigger, which he’s learned.

Chaplin’s dog was Toto, who starred with him. My dog is not a Toto, though their visages match in these photos.

#dogs #dogrescue #rescuedog #gooddog #dogsofbluesky #ohmydog #toto

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Tan chihuahua mix with white face, chest and paws, big brown eyes and boopable nose “pawses” on arm of sofa during a cool down period inside during today’s doggy daycare. 

Coach Mac takes a breather behind Trigger. SO HOT TODAY!!! 🥵

Tan chihuahua mix with white face, chest and paws, big brown eyes and boopable nose “pawses” on arm of sofa during a cool down period inside during today’s doggy daycare. Coach Mac takes a breather behind Trigger. SO HOT TODAY!!! 🥵

#TriggerWarning! This dog is ridiculously cute and irresistibly boopable. 🥰

#Trigger #TriggerAlert #chuggle #dogs #dogsofbluesky #cutedogs #hotdogs #dogsofsummer #boopabledogs #ohmydog
#chihuahuasofbluesky

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#triggeralert

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Somewhat concerned looking round brown hound with big round brown eyes dressed in striped tee, blue harness and flashy new studded collar perched on edge of well-traveled sofa waiting for this author to hand him the keys to the doggy school bus.

Somewhat concerned looking round brown hound with big round brown eyes dressed in striped tee, blue harness and flashy new studded collar perched on edge of well-traveled sofa waiting for this author to hand him the keys to the doggy school bus.

“ROOF! Just gimme the car keys now. I’ll get us all safely to Dairy Ridge.” Chief Security Officer, Trigger.

#dogs #roof #dogsofbluesky #backseatdriver #TriggerAlert #TriggerWarning #HairTrigger #TriggerHappy #doggydaycare #petsitterlife #dickenspetcare #adoptdontshop💙

#FDT #HandsOff #NoKings

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Round brown hound in bright and dapper Arcadia slicker and blue Voyager harness preparing to tell me the best route to his favorite dog park.

Round brown hound in bright and dapper Arcadia slicker and blue Voyager harness preparing to tell me the best route to his favorite dog park.

Two fashion forward pups in colorful windbreakers and safety harnesses confirm they are ready to hit the park!

Two fashion forward pups in colorful windbreakers and safety harnesses confirm they are ready to hit the park!

Two colorfully-dressed chihuahua crosses in safety harnesses trailing safety leads while conquering a steep incline at the first of two dog parks on Thursday known for heavy traffic by mostly gentle giant breeds.

Two colorfully-dressed chihuahua crosses in safety harnesses trailing safety leads while conquering a steep incline at the first of two dog parks on Thursday known for heavy traffic by mostly gentle giant breeds.

Dashing hound peers over back seat as I toss my pack in before heading to the next dog park.

Dashing hound peers over back seat as I toss my pack in before heading to the next dog park.

Trigger slaying it with Fanny before and after not one but TWO park excursions on Thursday. 🤗

#dogs #Trigger #FannyPack #TriggerHappy #TriggerAlert #chuggle #dogsofbluesky #welldresseddogs #cutedogs #ChihuahuaAppreciationSociety #RescueDogsofBluesky
#adoptdontshop #ohmydog

#FDT #RESIST

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A short film by entitled pup Trigger entitled “Keep your MF paw outta my MF face!”

Fanny: Hang on—Am I entitled to be in this shot or not?

#dogs #dogvideo #cutedogs #cutedogvideo #dogsofbluesky #TriggerWarning #TriggerAlert #iggysofbluesky #chihuahuas #ChihuahuaAppreciationSociety #ohmydog 😳

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Tan chihuahua in fashionably arranged shirt and blue safety harness peers over my shoulder as we travel to the daycare facility. 

Oh yes, he’s definitely judging.

Tan chihuahua in fashionably arranged shirt and blue safety harness peers over my shoulder as we travel to the daycare facility. Oh yes, he’s definitely judging.

Sluggo (Trigger) strikes again advising me to slow down for road workers who may be carrying treats. 🤨

#dogs #Trigger #TriggerHappy #TriggerAlert #TriggerWarning
#petsittersdog #petsitterlife #dogsofbluesky #toughdogs #petsittersofbluesky #PawsOff

#FDT #homelandsecurity #HandsOff #NoemMyBag

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White chihuahua and tan chihuahua eat their dinner in black dog crates for safety and security. All the dogs I watch eventually learn to crate, but no one is ever crated overnight, or for longer than a quick grocery run. Usually for feeding and short time-outs. 

Both kennels have super cool covers uncovered at a local St. Vinnie’s several years back. 

The best dog fight is no dog fight. That makes no sense at all. I think it’s kicking in now. ☺️☮️

White chihuahua and tan chihuahua eat their dinner in black dog crates for safety and security. All the dogs I watch eventually learn to crate, but no one is ever crated overnight, or for longer than a quick grocery run. Usually for feeding and short time-outs. Both kennels have super cool covers uncovered at a local St. Vinnie’s several years back. The best dog fight is no dog fight. That makes no sense at all. I think it’s kicking in now. ☺️☮️

Trigger Alert ‼️

Trigger has learned to kennel! Maybe he was just re-learning, but still proud of my little man!

Fanny is clearly unimpressed by this feat. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Her expression!

#dogs #smalldogs #Trigger #dogsofbluesky #cutedogs #TriggerAlert #TriggerHappy #petsittersofbluesky #adoptdontshop❤️

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Mine did, too. The coffee table, the end tables, and the matching dinner table. #triggeralert

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Any #maga have comments? #TriggerAlert

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Repost. #TriggerAlert #Inauguration2025
#trump #maga #lmao

2021: 39.87 million people watched Joe Biden
2017: 38.35 million viewers for TFG's first inauguration
2025: 26.34 million total

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TV Ratings: Trump’s Second Inauguration Down From 2017 (and 2021) in Early Numbers Monday's ceremony follows the usual pattern for presidents beginning a second term.



Repost. #TriggerAlert #Inauguration2025

2021: 39.87 million people watched Joe Biden
2017: 38.35 million viewers for TFG's first inauguration
2025: 26.34 million total

#factchecked

www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/t...

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For the 2028 Presidential election, JD Vance should pick Trump as his VP.

#triggeralert

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But #TriggerAlert if you haven’t already seen it (and I bet you have)

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