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#TrumpyPumpy has never learned anything either.

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the Ides of March.

#TrumpyPumpy, #Putain and the #Yahoo should not venture out without adequate insurance.

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March 13, 2026 Despite reports that Russia is providing Iran with intelligence that permits it to target U.S.

#TrumpyPumpy blows a kiss to #Putain: open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

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And yet #TrumpyPumpy has removed sanctions from Putain's oil!

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Well, that leaves out the Ukrainians. They didn't fire the Tomahawk: #TrumpyPumpy wouldn't let them have any. He said there were too few.

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The Trump-virate gathers outside the bogs on Air Farce 1: #TrumpyPumpy, Witloof and Witless Hesgeth.

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This is pure TACO #TrumpyPumpy:

"We know them all, and we're knocking the hell out of that. Now, where they manufacture the drones. A lot of work, a lot of brilliant work. But we're going to have a much safer world as soon as it's finished, and it's going to be finished pretty quickly."

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Well said: Starmer says the two countries are continuing to work together and that he spoke to Trump on the phone yesterday.

But he adds: "Decisions about what’s in Britain’s best interest are decisions for the Prime Minister of Britain.

Now he'll fawn all over #TrumpyPumpy again!

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US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, Norway police say The embassy sustained minor damage but no injuries were reported after the blast in the Norwegian capital.

Norway recognises #TrumpyPumpy: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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#TrumpyPumpy wants a long war, maybe until November at the earliest?

'With his call for "unconditional surrender" by Iran, President Donald Trump appeared to cut off the possibility of quickly finding an off-ramp to end a war that has spread across the Middle East.

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Watch: 'Who's better, him or Pele?': Messi and Inter Miami meet Trump at White House Lionel Messi, owner Jorge Mas, and members of the Inter Miami team visited the White House to celebrate last year's Major League Soccer Cup victory.

#TrumpyPumpy awarded balls: www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

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US Senate vote fails to rein in Trump war powers on Iran The measure, passed largely along party lines, would halt US military action until approved by Congress.

Senate fails to curb #TrumpyPumpy: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Who said the following: 1) Toni Blair, to justify intervention in Iraq, 2) #TrumpyPumpy to justify intervention in Iran?

"If we didn't hit within two weeks, they would've had a nuclear weapon," he said of the strikes. "When crazy people have nuclear weapons bad things happen."

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#TrumpyPumpy is a reworking the Faust story. In this version, a half-witted New York property developer sells his soul to the devil in the twin-manifestations of Putain and the Yahoo in return for money and sex.

They will shortly drag him down to hell.

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#TrumpyPumpy demnds the full poodle:

As a reminder, the UK initially said the US couldn't use British bases for strikes on Iran - then said they could be used for "defensive" strikes.

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The US/Israeli Bombing Of Iran: Means and Ways Without Ends An Update

#TrumpyPumpy, the Peacemaker's latest war: open.substack.com/pub/phillips...

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#TrumpyPumpy conjures up a war to distract people from wanting the truth about his complicity in the mass rape of little girls, and promptly murders 85 more.

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“I don’t like seeing him deposed," Trump says. "But they certainly went after me more than that.”

Deposed? #TrumpyPumpy needs to be deposed, immediately, and sent off to some funny farm, or failing that, Alcatraz.

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Farridge has only one policy: he imitates #TrumpyPumpy in everything he says and does. .

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February 26, 2026 It appears the State of the Union was the marker for the White House to launch directly into campaign mode.

#TrumpyPumpy prepares for the Midterms: open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

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Pakistan strikes Kabul as Afghan Taliban escalate cross-border attacks Pakistan's defence minister declares

A war! Only one man can stop this, but will he... #TrumpyPumpy! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cz...

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Orban accuses Ukraine of disrupting oil supplies to Hungary Ukraine says a critical pipeline was closed after Russian strikes.

This tool belongs to both Putain and #TrumpyPumpy: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Foreign Office Minister Hamish Falconer was answering questions from MPs when he said the UK was "pausing" the process while "discussions" happened with the United States.

(Hamish was waiting to be told what to do by #TrumpyPumpy)

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UK says 'nothing is off the table' in response to US tariffs Downing Street says discussions are ongoing following US President Donald Trump's announcement of a 15% global tariffs.

Why can't we all just say 'America has lost its senses, we'll come back when you get rid of #TrumpyPumpy and his crew.' We can trade with one another and hope better days come soon. Let's face it - nothing good can happen while he's there. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Where did #TrumpyPumpy find Kash Patel? I am tempted to believe he came from central casting, but it is possible that TP was taken with his first name?

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'Please Mr #TrumpyPumpy sir, I'll change your nappy for you?'

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Sweaty #TrumpyPumpy says 'What's the point in being president if I can't make lots of money?'

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#TrumpyPumpy now wants the Nobel Prize for economics:

The president then criticises the Nobel prize winners in economics, saying they argued "no, you couldn't do it in four years".

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Say what you like about #TrumpyPumpy, but he is without doubt the greatest orator since Cicero: Speaking on Air Force One, Trump said:

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'We love your #TrumpyPumpy. He is the best and the sleepiest US President ever!'

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