All garden gnomes are in witness protection (look closely at their eyes)
I've been thinking... garden gnomes blink as often as statues but those eyes? Tiny flecks of hidden IDs! They're too alert, like witnessing secret squirrel meetings. I’m telling you—All garden gnomes = underground spies in witness protection! 🕵️♂️🧙♂️ #TruthInPixels #ObviousConspiracy
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