Slide saying:
STOP DOING RISK
* SINGLE INSTANCES ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO predict!
* YEARS OF HEATMAPS yet NO REAL ARGUMENT ever SETTLED
* Wanted to pretend for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING"
* "Yes please give me the odds of Volt Typhoon doing that" -- Statements dreamed up by the DeRanged!
LOOK at what RISK has been providing for all this time
THEYY have Played us for absolute fools!
@adamshostack.bsky.social says STOP DOING RISK 😆
(Math says no to a lot of things people do to try to predict risk. If math says no, I do, too)
This talk is fantastic, I have so much to think about #usenix