‘MAGA woman goes to the doctors. She says..
Doctor ‘why do I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?’
The Doctor says, ‘ Those aren’t stamps, they are labels from Bananas’…
#WednesdayWit
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‘MAGA woman goes to the doctors. She says..
Doctor ‘why do I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?’
The Doctor says, ‘ Those aren’t stamps, they are labels from Bananas’…
#WednesdayWit
I hate when my intrusive thoughts win...
#meme #gif #intrusivethoughts #intrusive #sigh #Wednesdayfeeling #WednesdayOnTuesday #thoughts #familyguy #Wednesdaywit
How would you caption this? 🤔🤭🤣
#CaptionThis #WednesdayWit
It’s Hump Day and I’m halfway through the week like, small fox, big dreams, zero idea what day it actually is. 🦊☕️🌵
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
When it’s Humpless Hump Day and you’re still climbing life’s dunes, no camel, no problem. Just pure fox determination and a tail full of hope. 🦊☀️
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
Hump Day mood: halfway boosted, fully adorable. Tiny fox energy loading… almost at Friday sparkle. 🦊✨🧃
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
Hump Day: halfway through the desert of deadlines — but this lil’ fox still found a breeze and a reason to smile. 🦊🌵✨
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily exclam
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit I once arrested a man who, together with his girlfriend, had been trying to get money by falsely claiming that they were the main characters from the 80’s show, ‘The ‘X’ Files’. She got away, but he was charged with attempted Mulder.
It’s Humpless Hump Day… no camel, just me and these giant ears trying to make it to Friday. 🦊💛
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
Midweek survival: climbing over hump day with the determination of a pocket-sized desert acrobat. 🦊🌵
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
Humor. Because I just can't with the politics.
#WackyWednesday #WednesdayFeeling #WednesdayWit
Oh, and #LockHimUp #LockThemAllUp #TrumpCrimeSyndicate #SoTiredOfWaiting
Humpless Hump Day: when you’re not a camel, but you’re still just trying to climb over the week with oversized ears and under-sized energy. 🦊☕️
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
It’s Humpless Hump Day… but I’ve still got these giant ears to carry me through. 🦊✨
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
It’s Humpless Hump Day… but I’ve still got these giant ears to carry me through. 🦊✨
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
Humpless Wednesday: when you realize the only thing standing between you and the weekend… is just a fox-sized stretch. 🦊✨
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit I’ve been invited to an afternoon tea reception at Windsor Castle for the US President’s visit. I’m expecting sponge fingers, jammy dodgers, alcohol soaked fruit cake and to meet more of Trump’s team as well.
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit I got a job making wedding dresses, but the commute and underground ride into London was a nightmare.
Maida Vale?
I did, but I was also good at the sleeves and bodice.
It’s Humpless Hump Day — just me, my big ears, and zero drama. 🦊✨ Passing midweek like a desert breeze.
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
I went to the expense of buying a narrow boat
Only to find my Girlfriend's text didn't say she wanted to try Canal sex
#WednesdayWit #LunchPun
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit Tom Jones once wrote a song about the loss of his relaxing flotation device on a major Scottish river.
It’s not unusual?
No, Dee Lilo.
No hump, no problem. Just a tiny fox sprinting downhill to Friday like it owes me snacks.” 🦊✨
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit I went to a French restaurant in London, owned by a World famous Canadian female singer. Their chef mixes French mustard with extra salty sea water to improve the taste.
Saline Dijon.
No, it’s got some fancy gastronomic sounding name.
It’s Wednesday. No humps. Just vibes.
Small fox energy, big midweek survival mode.” 🦊✨
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #chillin #wit #times #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit Took a flight to Iceland yesterday and at customs they took my British made hoover off me and smashed it.
Wreck your Vax?
No, I flew into Akureyri in the North.
Me: It’s Wednesday.
Brain: Where’s the hump?
Me: No hump. Just vibes.
snack-crunch
Fox: furiously pedaling a rainbow bike with coffee strapped to the handlebars
“Fueled by snacks & stubborn joy.”
#HumplessHumpDay #MidweekMood #WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #Memes #memesdaily
#LunchPun #wednesdaywit I manage a large team of underwater weightlifting champions. The secret of our continued success is strength in depth.
Humpless Wednesday status: Fennec verified—no hump, no slump, just snack breaks & solar recharge. Ears deployed, drama denied. 🏜️🦊🥥
#HumplessWednesday #FennecFox #MidweekMood
#WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #smile #today #life #humor #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
It’s Humpless Wednesday.
No camels. No drama.
Just a tiny Fennec fox running on caffeine, ambition, and a questionable to-do list. 💨☕📋
#HumplessWednesday #FennecFoxVibes #WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #humor #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily
GOOD WEDNESDAY MORNING! Halfway there let's keep crushing it.#WednesdayMotivation #Wednesday #wednesdaythought #wednesdaymotivations #wednesdaywisdome #Wednesdaywit
Me: It’s Wednesday.
Brain: No hump?
Me: Nope. Just vibes, snacks, and suspicious levels of motivation
✨#HumplessWednesday #FennecFoxEnergy #MidweekMood #FueledBySnacks✨
WeekdayVibes #Wednesday #Wednesdaywit #fun #smile #today #life #humor #funtimes #laughter #Memes #memesdaily