Why is everyone saying "Planful" all of a sudden? #WorkJob #CorporateSpeak
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Why is everyone saying "Planful" all of a sudden? #WorkJob #CorporateSpeak
I big puffy heart love some of my delivery technicians because by Thor they just make shit WORK. #WorkJob #RouterLife
Your periodic reminder that I'm a better router than a computer is 🙄
#WorkJob #RouterLife
I logged in this morning and had less than 100 unread emails. #WorkJob
It's officially Christmas music season in the #WorkJob bathroom
Every morning I get to play this super fun game I like to call "Will it Shuffle, or Will I Have to Route It Manually?" #WorkJob #RouterLife
I don't know who the asshole was that decided to tell all of Customer Service that they should put a delivery on CUSTOMER HOLD if they want to hold a scheduled date for a customer, but they're stupid idiots who deserve whatever bad befalls them. #WorkJob #RouterLife
It took over seven hours but I FINALLY FUCKING CLEARED MY INBOX.
For the time being.
#WorkJob #WakeMeUpWhenSeptemberEnds
Got emails down to 100, looked away for two minutes, and two more sprouted up. They're like Hydra here, people.
#WorkJob
Only.. like... 200 emails to go through... NBD. #WorkJob
What if I told you I don't need to hear a long-fucking sob story about why a customer needs a specific time? "After 1pm" will suffice. #WorkJob #RouterLife
Took nearly 5 hours, but I'm caught up on the emails that came in since 3pm Friday.
#WorkJob #RouterLife
I just got two time frame request emails in a row asking for "late afternoon". WTF does that mean? Like... 3pm? 5pm? Just give me a starting point so I don't have to guess. #WorkJob #RouterLife
August 16, 2019 1206
And so begins the period of having "Wake Me Up When September Ends" having stuck in my head.
#WorkJob #RouterLife
After nearly two years I have two monitors at work again, and I've never been so happy. #WorkJob #RouterLife
My manager came over to talk to me, so I took my phone headset off and then took the earbud out of my ear.
M stopped what he was asking and said "Are you listening to music while you're on the phones?"
I said yes...
"That's... kinda impressive, actually"
#workjob
What kind of sick, deranged person promises a boss they'll come in early on a Monday? #thisguy #workjob
Boss' boss: Hey, Duck, are you having trouble routing?
Me: Well, it's not 8, yet, so the routes haven't loaded.
BB: Oh, well, I just got this email about an outage, so your stuff might not work.
#HappyMonday #workjob
Why am I the only person on my fucking team responding to last night's emails?!??!?!?! #workjob
I just wanted to take a nap, y'all. #waitingonIT #workjob
I don't got time for your shit, IT man. #workjob
If you're wondering whether or not it's a big deal that your address is entered incorrectly for a delivery..... It is. It is a big deal. #routerlife #workjob
Because of this, I use Google Maps way more than I should during the course of the average day. Bajillion dollar software and I'm using Google Maps. #routerlife #workjob
Sometimes the logic of routing software is massively flawed... It thinks "I can't find this address in this town..." and decides instead of just plopping it in the center of the zip that it will place it in a similar sounding address 75 miles away. #routerlife #workjob
I can judge my stress level based on how often i tell spotify to play @alanthomasdoyle 's 1, 2, 3, 4... #workjob
Literally none of my business.... #workjob #routerlife
"Customer would like either a morning or an afternoon delivery".
That narrows it down, thanks.... #workjob #routerlife
The big big boss was complimenting routing and the big boss was trying to argue with him about it. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, NO ONE EVER COMPLIMENTS US. #routerlife #workjob
Every time I tell my coworkers they need to switch to Chrome because our CS database doesn't make you transpose a listed query like IE does, they act like I'm asking them to swim to the moon. #workjob
I just submitted an IT ticket for an admittedly first world problem, but minor inconveniences add up, yo. #workjob