Latest posts tagged with #WorstTimelineEver on Bluesky
Without waging war on Iran, his stolen/annexed Venezuelan oil isn’t as profitable.
If we’re worried about nukes, we won’t look at #TheEpsteinFiles
So many cowardly sycophants in the #WorstTimelineEver
Were you able to get anymore sleep? I certainly didn’t . #worsttimelineever
#WorstTimelineEver 😅
My face =>😳 every moment he holds office😳
If we are in the #WorstTimelineEver... still.
Splash in the pool back.
He's an idiot.
Let's all laugh at him.
#Democratically of course.
#Danes unleash the fury of a Referendum on him.
#Denmark #Greenland #GreenlandInvasion #NATO
#WorstTimelineEver Still
#BoycottAmerican #BoycottUSAutos
#BoycottUSA
... and yes, #BOYCOTTAMERICANS... Specifically
THESE ONES. Don't get your panties in a bunch. It ain't you yet cowboy.
Fuck ICE. #impeachthemall #fuckice #paulrevere #worsttimelineever
So....
#Diddy, #Maduro, and #LuigiMangione walk into the Prison mess hall together.
#WorstTimelineEver Still
I can't believe that I need a #hashtags called #GlobalHomo, #BigHomo & maybe #HomoDeepState.... for #USpoli.
So this is 2026...
uh huh. so far, you a fd up bish.
#WorstTimelineEver still
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Yes, the Trump admin supports Sharia Law, and freedom fighters everywhere. Remember Trump releasing 5000 Taliban, including a leader, right before leaving office w/ the planned withdrawal under Biden?
Nope, not a flaming brown bag of poo on the doorstep.
youtu.be/1LR4ngMcNoE?...
You didn't relapse. Your sobriety is intact. The timeline, on the other hand, is hammered. The country is stoned. Reality itself is hallucinating. Life is totally fucked up man. But you're straight. You're good. It's fine. #MTG #Trump #Mamdani #WorstTimelineEver
And you know the cult is telling him how amazing he is for this.
#Shitshow #clowncar #WorstTimelineEver
Yeah...Fuck. I hope everybody saw it while it was standing. I saw it from afar once. It was beautiful.
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So let me get this straight- there was a *sniper* on the roof across from the Dallas ICE facility this morning, only instead of using his psychopathy for good, he chose to *shoot three migrants?!*
Why did he even show up? He's already redundant!
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What keeps me up at night is not Trump, per se... but rather Trump, Netanyahu, and Putin being World Leaders.
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I regret to inform that Good Charolette is still making music.
#WorstTimelineEver
#Yabut
Jesus bestowed that Cannonizable Miracle upon future Saint Orange Jesus. So to show, his father, God's heavenly love blessing of peace, be in Trump as the chosen one, American Sir Rapey #Epstein BF Jesus President
So much his twin.
Wow
I think you missed an episode of #WorstTimelineEver
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This fool belongs in a dementia ward. Not the White House. #fucktrump #resist #takehisdamnphoneaway #worsttimelineever #dementiadon
Another week in stupid. #worsttimelineever!
Little boy blue attends funeral of the pope.
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Trump started an old fashioned Reservoir Dogs style "Mexican Standoff."
Trump pulled the trigger. But Trump's gun was empty.
China's isn't.
Now Trump is begging for mercy.
Why would China be merciful now?
Trump managed to create the worst case scenario.
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Shrinkflation, inflation, tarrifs.... what a time to be alive 😮💨
#Itfuckingsuckshere #worsttimelineever
A screenshot of a black background with white text saying "Trump is fighting too hard to keep form having to return Garcia. Why? Because he can't. That man is dead, I believe that 100%. He's looking to the courts for an out. He wants SCOTUS to rule in his favor so he can escape accountability for sending an innocent man to his death..."
The Supreme Court has already cleared him of any wrongdoing in this case with their decision last year. He can say it was done as a "presidential act" and therefore can't be held liable or prosecuted for murder/homicide. #WorstTimelineEver
Removing white house announcements from my news feed.
I don't like just removing things I don't like from my world view. It encourages blinders and tunnel thinking. But I'm sorry, nothing that comes out as 'official' communication from this administration needs to be in news feed, but it's all garbage. #uspol #politics #worsttimelineever
It's still amazing that Trump has been able to transform the party of Free-Markets, Fiscal Responsibility, and Law & Order into the party of Tariffs, Raising Debt Limit, and Pardoning people that beat cops and broke into the US Capitol.
What a time to be alive!
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What in the nuclear fuck are they thinking? Oh right... no thinking going on over there. ☢️☣️
#Trump #DoD #NBC #Cleanup #Idiocy #Idiocracy #Stupdity #Dumb #Veterans #RIF #DOGE #GOP #Idiots #Morons #Dumbasses #Selfinflicted #MAGA #WTF #WTAF #WorstTimelineEver
This timeline jumped the shark when he was elected in 2016, and continues to top itself on an almost daily basis
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This is the same petty shit that George Wallace did to anyone who went against his evil segregationist bullshit, which is why I always say that Donald is the unpleasant manchild butt-baby of George Wallace and Jim Jones. Yet, he's somehow even worse than that.
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#donaldforprison