#Writerdons

Nick East (Indie Writer)

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5 months ago

Writer: I desperately want to finish my book. More than anything. More than I want coffee, or sleep, or love and affection. Person: shouldn't you be working on it then? Writer, pausing while reorganizing their refrigerator: how dare you!

Absolutely not me in real life 😜 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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5 months ago

Part one: With a Capital D “For every extreme there are infinite in-betweens.” -Boole, extreme logick philosopher

The first paragraph of my story The Last Philosopher 😊

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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5 months ago

Meme of a soda machine and someone pushing two buttons to flow into one cup at the same time. First button: Feeling stressed out when writing Second button: Feeling stressed out when you haven't written Person pressing: Writers

Why not both? 😜😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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6 months ago

Post by Cat Bakewell Two pictures side by side of the messy back and the pretty front of a work of embroidery. Caption: How the author sees the book vs. How the reader sees the book

What do you do when the first picture is both sides? 😜😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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6 months ago

8-year-old sneaks his self-made book onto library shelf— now it has a 2-year waiting list. Side by side picture of the Dillion and his book "The Adventures of Dillion Helbig's Crismis by Dillon his self". goodnews_movement: 2nd grade Dillon Helbig waited for the right moment to slide his 81-page "Crismis" book onto the shelf at the Ada County Library near Boise, Idaho over the holidays. When he told his mom, she was worried the Library might throw it out. They hadn't. Instead it's turned into one of the top requested books with dozens waiting to read it.

So, how do I get on this waiting list? 😊

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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6 months ago

Me: I love writing so much. It's my passion. Also me, anytime I open my document: Picture of Jerry the cat from Tom and Jerry, turning away from a PC monitor with a look of despair.

Why does it have to be this way? 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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6 months ago

Two panel satirical meme of H.P Lovecract as a child in school for show and tell. Panel 1 H.P: This is something so horrifying I dare not describe it Panel 2 Teacher: Lovecraft...this is the 7th week in a row you've shown something so horrifying I dare not describe it

How about something so horrifying you are physically unable to describe it? 🤔 😁 Change it up a bit...

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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6 months ago

Post by ofools I want to write a DnD campaign but just play it by myself and DM myself Reply by ofools I have been informed that this is called Writing a Book

Yes, except for the endless dice rolls 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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7 months ago

I'm writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody...

Technically, isn't almost everything fifth person? How often do we say or write something new and not just repeat what we've heard or read? 🤔😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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7 months ago

Disney dark humor I missed as a child. A picture of the three little pigs singing at a piano, in the background a framed picture of some sausages are captioned: Father

That's just good writing 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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7 months ago

Post by Coyote JM Edwards So, let me get this straight. We're supposed to write, read, edit, proofread, format our books; make ads, maintain social media accounts, run blogs and newsletters, make fancy graphics; read other books and study writing - and still have time to write more books? Reply by Ben Winter You forgot the crying. So much crying.

The crying is by far the easiest part 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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7 months ago

A meme with an old painting of a woman sitting at a desk writing by candlelight. Caption: I'M WRITING A BOOK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING IN MY LIFE IT'S CALLED AN OUGHTOBIOGRAPHY

My Oughtobiography will be a short book 😊
1. Sleep (This is my favourite)
2. Snack (Icecream counts as dinner!)
3. Mind my own business (unrealistic)
4. Write (probably won't)
5. Repeat (stop loop upon death)

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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8 months ago

A two panel meme. The first panel shows two people looking sophisticated and happy. Caption: People who read. Second shows two people who look like drug addicts about to hit rock bottom. Caption: People who write.

Yup 😂 Also, one of the worst things about writing is it takes some of the joy out of reading because you've seen "how the sausage is made" 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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8 months ago

Post by Christopher Buehlman, I don’t know who first posted this, but this is the final argument about why one must use the Oxford comma. Picture of paragraph from a book: Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard's two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall. This is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour includes encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demi-god and dildo collector.

I'd really like to meet Nelson Mandela the 800-year-old demi-god and dildo collector, he seems fun 😜😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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8 months ago

When the inspiration finally hits: close up picture of a cat with huge pupils and lights twinkling in its eyes. (Probably looking forward to murdering a christmas tree).

If I only wrote when I was inspired, I wouldn't write at all 😂
Inspiration is like happiness, it's only sustainable over a short period of time.

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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9 months ago

Caption: Writers when they know a sentence doesn't belong in a story, but they won't delete it. Pictures from the Lord of the Rings movie of Bilbo looking at the one ring and wondering, "After all... why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"

My precious! 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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9 months ago

Picture of a bookpage with the margins filled with barely readable scibbles and line being drawn back and fourth over the page. Caption: When James Joyce decided to revise a manuscrlpt, editors Wept.

I editing is by far the worst part of the writing experience... 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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9 months ago

Picture of a book dedication: "Dedicated to my fictional characters: I'm so, so sorry."

Poor fictional characters who always have to live in interesting times 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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10 months ago

Nine panel comic on CONFLICT IN LITERATURE by GRANT SNIDER Classic: Man Vs Nature, Man Vs Man, Man Vs God Modern: Man Vs Society, Man Vs Self, Man Vs No God Postmodern: Man Vs Technology, Man Vs Reality, Man Vs Author

I'm starting to sense a pattern, wherever man goes conflict follows 🤔 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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10 months ago

Tumblr post by Spoock Picture of text from a book: “Snape!” ejaculated Slughorn. A note to all aspiring novelists... sometimes you should just use "said" Reply by kylehasatumblr “Snape!” he nutted

Did they rename ! to an ejaculation mark and I missed it? 😜😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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10 months ago

Post by Meredith Ireland Neighbor kid: what does your mom do? Me: *expects to hear my daughter say that I’m an accomplished author” My kid: she cries in her pjs while reading and types a lot

I guess I'm going to have to get myself some pyjamas, prefferably purple 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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10 months ago

Comic by CollegeHumor titled "Write down ideas whenever they come to you!" Writer sitting up in bed looking wozzy, clock shows 05:00. "Just had such a good idea, gotta write this down..." THE NEXT MORNING A note that says "When the glove". The writer holding the note looking unimpressed.

I am currently working on fixing the documentation of my story that someone wrote in a way that doesn't make any sense, and I'm told they were fully awake, okay yes it was me... 😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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11 months ago

Stick figure meme of one person trying pull another away from something they love. The first person represents a period. The second a writer trying to get to any form of punctuation that will allow them to continue the sentence.

Punctuation is the writers only natural enemy 😜😂

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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11 months ago

Meme with two pictures of a man looking like he's saying 'no' in the first and 'yes' in the second. Caption for no: Struggling to finish stories because you don’t want them to end. Caption for yes: Setting all works in the same universe so it’s like everything you write never truly ends.

I can't be the only one who does this 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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11 months ago

Two panel Scooby-Doo meme of Fred pulling the mask of an old man dressed as a ghost. Ghost: Writing Fred removing maks: Let's see what writing books is all about!! Ghost demasked: Research

I'm choosing to define 'making stuff up' as 'research' 😁

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Nick East (Indie Writer)

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11 months ago

Meme of the old, and much hated, Clippy the office assistant. Clipp: Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen? Answer 1: I'm aware Answer 2: Wow, rude

For me this refers to writting, what does it refer to for you? 😁

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