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7 months ago

German Athletes Bulk Up Ego, Not Muscle, Thanks to Social Media Madness #MuscleMadness #InstaGainsGoneWrong #FlexFluencers #WurstAbs #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com Intensive Social Media Exposure Turns Young German Athletes Into Full-Time Flexaholics MUNICH – A groundbreaking* new study from the University of Abs-solutely Shredded has revealed that young German athletes exposed to intensive social media are now running higher risks of muscle dysmorphia—otherwise known as “Mirror-Disappointment Syndrome"—than at any other point in history, excluding the brief Hans & Franz decades of the late 1980s.

German Athletes Bulk Up Ego, Not Muscle, Thanks to Social Media Madness

#MuscleMadness #InstaGainsGoneWrong #FlexFluencers #WurstAbs #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com Intensive Social Media Exposure Turns Young German Athletes Into Full-Time Flexaholics MUNICH – A groundbreaking* new study from the…

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