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Someone like #AndyBorowitz needs to parody Kristi Noem's departure statement, using that style to describe someone getting fired for cause and re-interpreting every single thing about it.
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#AndyBorowitz 👏😊
The subject line of this 📰meme is 😃👍but it's an eye catching fantasy - it didn't happen.
'Ouch❗' is the last sentence:
'... Iran had not bothered to drop the files over the U.S. Capitol, stating,
"We have seen no evidence that Congress still exists.
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#Iran #IranBombing #Israel #Trump #MAGA #RegimeChange #MiddleEast #Distraction #Redaction #EpsteinFiles #PedoOperation #PedoFiles #Pedophiles #Politics #Humor #AndyBorowitz #Memes
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#andyborowitz #trump #sexpredator
Andy Borowitz just posted a substack and in it , in the comments section he posted a link for a video produced by the BBC that was never aired in the USA in which several women accused him of sexual misconduct, if you want to check it out here is the link for […]
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#AndyBorowitz
#NotSatireToday
#CredibleAllegations
#TrumpRapedChildren
#RandyAndyArrest
#WatershedEvent
Pam Bondi & the rest of the Cabinet are willing participants in the coverup
youtu.be/Nh2ZFWFyBFc?...
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#TheView
"A Dangerous Precedent?"
Arresting, Prosecuting and Convicting Pedophiles should be a MANDATE!
Lost in his demented delusion, DonTheCon laments accountability for Pedophiles
#AndyBorowitz #BorowitzReport #BigPicture #NowYouKnow #EthicalView
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says...
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Sometimes I really do wish I was religious so I could believe that certain people will be spending eternity with a red hot poker shoved up their ass. #TangerineWankmaggot #SexualPredator #PamBondi #AndyBorowitz
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www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-dema...
#AndyBorowitz #BorowitzReport #Trump #Obama #Rename #Politics #Humor #Memes
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#MegynKelly ’s rapper name is Bad Person.
#BadBunny
#AndyBorowitz #BorowitzReport #Politics #Humor #Memes
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Grateful for #AndyBorowitz and his satirical content. He provides necessary relief and perspective as we face the unthinkable.
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#MitchMcConnell #MAGA #NoKings #StopFascism #ObamaJudicialAppointment #SCOTUSAppointments #Protests #Politics #AndyBorowitz #Memes
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#BorowitzReport #AndyBorowitz #Satire #Greenland #Denmark #Distraction #Epstein #Pedophiles #DOJ #CoverUp #Politics #Memes
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![Trump names George Santos President of Venezuela [satire]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j3vag7fjheiax3whhxaahn56/bafkreihloidnvrxm7mze6fmqdsxj5qu2alas4ul2u32epjk3ccjo7m7dpm)
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A cartoon depicting Trump viewed from behind conducting a not-visible orchestra. His baton ends with a swastika.
#AndyBorowitz presents the best #politicalcartoons by a two-time #Pulitzerwinner. open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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A wonderful gift from #AndyBorowitz.
A Holiday Gift from Me to You!
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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If laws controlled #guns the way the #NRA controls (esp. #GOP) politicians, the #US would be the safest country in the world...
- #AndyBorowitz #quote
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A screenshot of an old television image of President Richard Nixon.
Andy Borowitz o 9h • 6 Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell. Mr. Nixon offered The Borowitz Report the exclusive right to publish the following letter he wrote to Donald Trump on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted. Donny Boy: Congratulations: I'm adding you to my enemies list. It's not because you're evil. I usually put evil people on my friends list. Every Thursday, I play bridge with Mao, Stalin, and Kissinger. Mao and Stalin had a moral objection when I brought Henry into the game, but I begged them to give him a chance.
No, it's not because you're evil. It's because you're so fucking unoriginal. Hmm, let's see: a paranoid president commits a shitload of crimes, then abuses his power trying to cover them up. Why does this ring a bell? You're lucky I'm dead, asshole, or I'd sue you for plagiarism. Your sad little Epstein cover-up isn't an homage to my Watergate cover-up-it's a fucking reboot. And I don't appreciate a bloated asswipe like you stealing my IP. I mean, you ripped off my playbook down to the tiniest details-including your choice of a crooked Attorney General. Do you honestly think if Pam Bondi winds up in jail, that will be a fresh plot twist? Wrong, moron! My boy John Mitchell already did that. (John's still a good friend, by the way-just last week we went skinny-dipping in Satan's lake of fire.)
Now, don't get me wrong— don't blame you for wanting to keep the Epstein files under wraps. Beelzebub has a copy of them in his lending library and I read them last night. I'm not easily shocked, but let me say this: you are one sick fuck. There's stuff in there that would curl Matt Gaetz's toes. When this shit gets out, you're going straight to prison-and not the Canyon Ranch resort where Ghislaine is getting her daily mani-pedis. Since you're stealing all my best ideas, I know how you'll try to save your ass: you'll whip out your trusty Sharpie and scribble over every word of the Epstein files until they look like something Jackson Pollack did on a bender. But that won't work, fuckface. Because whenever there's a document this spicy, there are bound to be bootlegged copies out there, just waiting to be leaked to
This is HILARIOUS!!
Satire!!
#andyborowitz does it again!!
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I would have gone with "Turkey walks free after Whitehouse counsel botches purchase order"
But this is good as well.
#AndyBorowitz #satire #USPolitics
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