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!!! NOTE: "Anuses Be Gilt" is an anagram of "Stable Genius" !!!
Repeating since this was buried in a previous toot. This strikes me as a little on-the-nose, even for this 2025 Year Of Our Hellscape.
It also strikes me that "Gold-Plated Assholes" would be a good name for a certain type of band […]
