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Timothée Chalamet is up for a Best Actor Oscar for his latest film, Marty Supreme – the story of a man who rises from his job as a humble New York shoe salesman to become the new leader of Iran.
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A coffee shop near York has been holding 7am raves. Early morning raves have a history that goes all the way back to 2009, when US President Donald Trump first joined Twitter.
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The current Middle East conflict has sparked fears of global stagflation - a rare economic condition characterized by slowing economic growth, high unemployment, and price hikes on t-shirts saying “Dave’s last night of freedom”.
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Dame Wendy Hall says that AI is too important to be left to men. This is proved by the fact it has the potential to create new medication, or solve great problems in science and mathematics, and men use it to see what women would look like in a bikini.
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After he criticised Opera, fans say they'd like to see Timothee Chalamet suffer a cruel downfall after being seduced by a fiery, free spirited woman. When asked why, they said that would be Carmen baby.
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One participant at the coffee shop rave was left disappointed after they asked for Disco Biscuits, and got given a piece of shortbread in the shape of John Travolta.
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Rachel Reeves has warned of the risks of inflationary shock, which is the moment when you open your electric bill and go "Jesus!"
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Criminals could escape justice because Police Scotland is failing to take fingerprints from over 12,000 suspects a year. A Government Watchdog says this leaves a huge black mark, but the head of the Police says that'll come off with a scrubbing brush and some Swarfega
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The Scottish National Blood Transfusion Service is asking people to support Scotland twice by donating blood before watching games in this summer's men's World Cup. Ninety minutes that can leave you pale and feeling faint, Scotland's first match is against Haiti.
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Students at two schools in Newton Stewart had to be kept inside as a precaution due to reports of a bull being on the loose in the town. The animal was later recaptured to the relief of staff, pupils, and the owner of the local China shop.
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A Dunblane man's five-year quest for a rare paperback came to an end when he unexpectedly discovered a copy in his local charity shop. "I'm in complete disbelief, but so happy I finally own a version of Fly Fishing." said Mr J. R. Hartley.
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Pleased at my productivity this week, with a total of 30 jokes going to #BTN
Now the wait
We can draw animals for the #Bokumono collab and well it is year of the #Horse .
I adore the horses from the Mineral Town series the most. I love the idea you have to earn its trust to own it. I do wish that we could pick their colors xD.
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Sounds like a very productive session! Nineteen pieces is impressive. Do you find the prompts from #BTN help spark new ideas, or do you usually adapt ideas you already had in mind?
Productive #writing session, with nineteen going to #BTN and at least two for each round #WritingCommunity
Here's two recommendations for you this Friday, especially as they both feature stuff by us. Number 1: This week's episode of Breaking the News is now up on BBC Sounds.
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(us being @swerytd.bsky.social @stucooper1.bsky.social and me)
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Fancy a laugh? Then look no further!
Lots of great stuff here, from some v talented writers and comedians (and also me).
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www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Women's brains change during pregnancy. The study lead said the changes are like caring for a tree, pruning branches to make others more efficient. It's also like it because you don't expect so much poo to be involved.
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Women's brains change in pregnancy. The grey matter, the part of the brain involved in processing information and emotions, decreases by an average of nearly 5% during pregnancy. Of course, the grey has to go somewhere, explaining mothers with toddlers end up dying their hair
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The Pentagon has said the US Military will shoot anything that shoots at them. After accidently bringing down three jets in a friendly fire incident, the military in Kuwait are feeling nervous.
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Burger King's new AI listens to conversations and takes action based on key words. Trials in Scotland were abandoned after the police got called when staff said their branch was full of absolute weapons.
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A Scottish team is getting ready to take on the world's top shearers at this year's world cup in New Zealand. The team are nervous about taking on the kiwis, as they're a bit smaller than sheep, and might give a good pecking with their long beaks.
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A woman has been hailed a money-saving genius after avoiding an airline's £30 luggage charge by putting her clothes in the post. Laura Poole said she was nervous about them being lost or sent to the wrong place, but that was less likely with Royal Mail than easyJet
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Rachel Reeves gave her spring statement to parliament, telling them growth figures had been revised downwards and unemployment numbers up. Shadow chancellor Mel Stride said the economy was bleeding out, ignoring the fact it was originally shot in the foot by the Tories.
A struggle writing for #BTN this week as nothing's really been going on in the world. Nonetheless, everyone persisted and we got a show, including one of my gags nestled in the pile and making @marknelsoncomic.bsky.social laugh.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Three very good openers. Nice work, writers! #BTN
Tune in tomorrow for weekly mirth.
(And good luck to everyone writing funnies for BTN this week.)
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www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
In a rarity for a Tuesday brief, 14 jokes and all rounds hit for this week's #BTN. #WritingCommunity
This week's Breaking The News is now on BBC Sounds, featuring a top notch cast, all of whom you can hear laugh at one of my jokes, particularly @robinince.bsky.social
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... #BTN
