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3 hours ago

The Splinter Is An Honest-To-Goodness Drivable Sports Car Made Of Wood - Jalopnik The Splinter is an honest-to-goodness drivable sports car made of wood, using that material for almost everything except for the engine.

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lol morgan has been doing this for over a century now

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1 day ago

These Are The 10 Most Popular Cars For Gen X Drivers - Jalopnik The most popular cars for Gen X drivers include the Toyota Corolla, the Hyundai Elantra, the Nissan Altima, the Honda Accord, and the Ford F-Series.

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boring as whaleshit🐳💩

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4 days ago

Alpine Is Developing A Gas-Powered Next-Generation A110 In Case People Don't Dig The Electric Sports Car - Jalopnik The A110 EV will maintain the current A110's 40:60 weight balance and overall shape, and it'll eventually be offered in convertible and 2+2 guise.

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lol it will be so light it hovers

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4 days ago

Here's How I Would Save Chrysler If I Were CEO - Jalopnik I'm sure Chrysler won't listen to us, but feel free to follow up with your own ideas in the comments section and we can have a lively conversation about it.

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BRING BACK THE K-CAR

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5 days ago

These Cars Scream 'I Make Terrible Decisions' - Jalopnik There are some people out there who pretty much only make bad decisions. Unfortunately for the rest of us, they've got to drive cars, too.

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every italian car ever built

there is no second part

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5 days ago

Tank Track Geo Tracker Will Climb Any Mountain And Look Cute As Heck Doing It - Jalopnik This Geo could be the perfect vehicle for you to find yourself by getting lost out in the great outdoors.

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perfection does not exi…

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5 days ago

Give The Lexus CT200h The Respect It Deserves - Jalopnik The fact that large numbers of people weren't willing to pay New Lexus money for the Luxury Prius doesn't mean it was a bad car.

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just a great little car in every way

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1 week ago

This Rakish JDM Honda Accord Wagon Looks Way Cooler Than Any Normal Car Needs To - Jalopnik Japan got its own version of the sixth-generation Accord, and the wagons are amazing.

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80s/90s jdm is some of the coolest automotive innovation and design ever

damn shame it’s all rhd

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1 week ago

If You're Having A Hard Day, Just Watch These Cars Get Trebucheted - Jalopnik Videos show Citroëns, a Mini, even a boat and trailer getting the trebuchet treatment. (A trebuchet is like a catapult, but made differently.)

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if you ask me we need to repurpose more medieval siege engines

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1 week ago

5 Wheel Bearing Myths It's Time To Set Straight - Jalopnik Wheel bearing myths it's time to set straight: bigger is better, seals last forever, bearings shouldn't be hot, any grease works, and you can hammer them.

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some of you out there probably believe at least one of these myths

get it straight losers

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1 week ago

How The 80s Handled Overdrive (And Why We're Kinda Glad It's Not A Thing Any More) - Jalopnik The last nail in the coffin was technological advancement.

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instead now we have cvts

not a significant improvement

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1 week ago

2026 Honda Prelude Accelerates Only Slightly Slower Than A Civic Hybrid, Unless You Use S+ Shifts In Which Case It's Noticeably Slower - Jalopnik In Car and Driver's testing the Prelude hit 60 mph in 6.5 seconds, or 7.3 seconds with the simulated shifts turned on.

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they fumbled this entire thing so badly leroy hoard is like “damn honda”

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1 week ago

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you read it here first

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1 week ago

'Not Dead': Subaru Exec Says There's Lots Going On Behind The Scenes At The Performance Brand - Jalopnik STI, I just can't quit you.

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***very duffman voice***

ahem

MAKE THAT

MAKE THAT THING RIGHT THERE

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEAH

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1 week ago

The Dash-To-Axle Ratio Is A Delicate Balance That Can Make Or Break Styling - Jalopnik A large dash-to-axle ratio can convey the appearance of power and speed. However, too much ratio can cause a car to look strange and comical.

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too short: not enough like a dick

too long: too much like a dick

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1 week ago

What Feature Do You Wish You Could Simply Download To Your Car? - Jalopnik Whatever feature your heart desires, sound off in the comments section.

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pushbutton controls

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1 week ago

The Rich Are Increasingly Propping Up New Car Sales - Jalopnik The average price for a gallon of regular is up six cents from yesterday alone, and it's up 27 cents in just a week. Brutal.

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nobody else has any money so

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1 week ago

What Is Your Favorite Movie Car? - Jalopnik Hail to the king, baby.

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the caddy from “license to drive”

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1 week ago

We Need A High-Budget Tuk-Tuk Racing Series Stat - Jalopnik Maybe just swap every Formula 1 chassis for one of these three-wheeled people haulers. It'd certainly make the races more interesting.

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three words: kei van racing

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1 week ago

69% Of Gen Z Would Consider Buying A Chinese Car: Report - Jalopnik Chinese automakers still have some significant hurdles to clear before they are able to sell cars in the United States, but younger buyers are open to the idea.

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no different from korea 30 years ago or japan 50 years ago

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1 week ago

Do You Have Any Idea How Red Bull Can Afford Two Formula One Teams? - Jalopnik The motorsport world simply wouldn't be the same if it weren't for Red Bull and the huge influx of money the fizzy drinks brand brought.

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could be because they sell an 8 oz can of caffeinated vitamin b water for $4 a pop

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1 week ago

74% Of Americans Say New Cars Are Unaffordable - Jalopnik More Americans consider new cars unaffordable than any other category covered in the survey.

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the other 26% clearly haven’t been car shopping recently

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2 weeks ago

Bruce Springsteen Has An Extensive Car Collection, But There's Only One European Model In The Bunch - Jalopnik The only European car Bruce Springsteen owns is a 2009 Land Rover Range Rover L322. It's one of his daily drivers, along with Jeep Cherokees.

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the boss is raycess against yurpeens

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2 weeks ago

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an entire article about “blackout” license plates that somehow never once mentions the state of delaware

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2 weeks ago

The Chevy Camaro IROC-Z Is An Absolute Icon Of The '80s: Here's Why - Jalopnik An icon of the 1980s, the '85 Chevrolet Camaro IROC-Z featured V8 engines, T-tops, upgraded suspension, and distinctive styling.

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“oh you just saw rocky”

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2 weeks ago

At $16,500, Is This 1965 Plymouth Barracuda Your White Whale? - Jalopnik Long languishing in the shadow of Ford's Mustang, is this well-preserved Barracuda worth a bite?

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if “barracuda” was a stones or zeppelin song it would be regarded as a top ten rock song of all time and i will die on this hill

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2 weeks ago

Dagen H - Wikipedia

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this is just a fascinating little corner of automotive history

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2 weeks ago

Here Are The Cars You Could Buy If You Sold Your Organs - Jalopnik You may think a fantastic car collection would cost you an arm and a leg, but you'd be wrong. It might be more like a liver, or kidney.

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clean blood is so overrated

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2 weeks ago

Automakers Have A Long, Annoying History Of Trying To Replace The Gear Shifter - Jalopnik Automakers have a long, annoying history of trying to replace the gear shifter, with cars before the 1970s using buttons instead of a lever-based system.

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a true litany of failure

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2 weeks ago

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this is real

this is a real thing they put in a real car and sold it to real people

it is the even worse cro-mag ancestor of the horrible “slapstick” tiptronic gearboxes of the late 80s/early 90s