A fan-made edit of the I.M.P. (Immediate Murder Professionals) target file. The I.M.P. logo is replaced with the P.M.I. (Personal Massacre Imperials) logo. The text, written in purple ink, reads: "TARGET: Blitzø (The 'o' is silent). LOCATION: I.M.P. HQ (Headquarters), Imp City. DESCRIPTION: Who gives a damn anymore!? INFO: This thieving scumbag ruined my life by shagging my dad and angering both my mom and uncle, almost to the point of getting Dad and I killed! Now Dad has recently been dethroned for saving this feckless wretch from justice! I've had enough! I'll murder Blitzø with my own hands! And, if anyone dares to stand in my way, I'll destroy them too!! I don't care who tries to stop me! If I cannot live a decent life, nobody will!!!" The fine print reads "DISCLAIMER: This is a fan-made edit. This is not canon (yet)!"
As #HelluvaBoss is yet to continue with the upcoming #Season3, I created this #fanmade #edit of the I.M.P. #target #casefile albeit with #Blitzø, the hotheaded CEO of I.M.P., being targeted by the (noncanonical) P.M.I. (Personal Massacre Imperials). 👿 Now which character would write such a file? 😈