#creamfirst
Burn the heretics!
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#creamfirst
Burn the heretics!
#CreamFirst people are objectively wrong.
What do you put on toast? Not butter, then jam. Just jam.
Jam flavours the bread and sinks into the scone. Cream is slippery and the jam goes everywhere.
#CreamFirst is like buttering a banana. It happens, but nobody trusts the person doing it.
I've bookmarked. π€£
Noted. I love a good pasty.
Interesting that they're still called that, didn't know. But then, I'm just north of the border.
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You barbarian! #creamfirst
Lovely afternoon for a stroll along the prom π₯° #CoastLife
As an aflete keeping fuelled & hydrated is of paramount importance. When youβve worked hard to get a new PB πβΌοΈ I think itβs important to reward your wins #WhelkCoppers
#CreamFirst #RebelliousHope
#creamfirst flag obviously.
As a Devon lad myself, I'd be quite happy to see Cornwall fuck off and go their own way. Tinners bloody rights... #creamfirst
34% of the UK pop also enjoy arse flavoured weetabix
#MarmiteSucks
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#SaltFirst
π―. Just like #creamfirst
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Burn the Infidels!
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Burn the Gentiles!
I was going to say this is an excellent reason why #creamfirst is the only true and acceptable way, as the jam is far less messed around and less on everything making everything, including @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social sticky. So there.
Today Iβm enjoying spending the day #Volunteering rounding off my lunch with a scone π #CreamFirst Freshly made this morning, I maintain these are the best scones on the North Norfolk Coast.
The cream replaces the butter and is easier to spread on the crumbly scone surface. Also cream on top clogs on the roof of your mouth. This is just science.
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I think youβll have to rethink before thinking that @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social thinks heβll rethink and then youβll have a think about more rethinking but in reality your position is probably sitting on a couch like everyone else.
#creamfirst for the win
Some day.
In some distant future.
You will realise the error of your ways.
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Far more aesthetically pleasing.
The heinous jam first concoction looks like itβs always made in the dark.
Most tories and royalists are Jamfirsters. So was late great Hannibal Lecter & Emperor Palpatine.
Thus is the way. #creamfirst
My first thought when seeing this pic wasn't
#jamfirst
or
#creamfirst
It was 'what a nice plate' π€·πΌββοΈ
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Burn the infidels!
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Burn the heretics!
Awesome! #creamfirst #jamontop
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THE most important topic #CreamFirst
Gah. Nonsense. Poppycock. #creamfirst
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Burn the heretics!
It's time to try
(Yes, #CreamFirst)
It all looks splendid. I'm particularly pleased to see that your scones are topped in the correct way #CreamFirst