#facebookcore

Filed & Forgotten

@filed.fyi

8 months ago

A surreal, teal-lit bureaucratic chamber inside a corporate data temple. A raccoon in a trench coat solemnly submits a document labeled “FORM TO META” at a counter stacked with labeled piles of money: FINES, CREDITS, INCENTIVES. A humanoid figure with a CRT monitor for a head stamps a sheet that reads “TOO BIG TO MEANINGFULLY TAX.” Neon signs float overhead with slogans like “We Believe in Community™” and “Not Technically Profitable in Jurisdiction.” The mood is eerily reverent, satirizing tech megacorp accountability theater through absurd administrative ritual.

The raccoon files Form 10-META. The monitor-headed clerk stamps it: “Too Big to Meaningfully Tax.” Fines, credits, and incentives are routed accordingly. Nobody makes offshore compliance rituals like this anymore. 🦝🗃️💸 #taxcore #corporatesurrealism #facebookcore #slowaccountability #raccoonposting

Filed & Forgotten

@filed.fyi

8 months ago

A raccoon in a trench coat solemnly operates a massive neon-lit slot machine labeled “EMOTIONAL JACKPOT.” The reels show a mix of sad, angry, and worried emojis alongside hashtags, soup cans, and blurry photo icons. Printed receipts below read “+205,” “+29,” and “SHARE THIS IF YOU—”. In the background, ghostly human figures cheer or frown from a digital void. The entire scene is rendered in dark blue and purple tones with glowing pinks, evoking a surreal fusion of gambling, social media addiction, and emotional manipulation.

This raccoon pulls the lever and watches the grief emoji spin. He hits the Emotional Jackpot. The receipt says “+205 sad reacts.” Nobody claps. 🦝💔🎰 #facebookcore #emotionaljackpot #algorithmicgrief #sadposting #slotmachineofdoom #raccoonposting

Filed & Forgotten

@filed.fyi

8 months ago

A glowing, dystopian city crosswalk lit in blue neon. A billboard looms above reading: “AUTOMATION OPTIMIZES LIVES™,” while subtler text below whispers, “She remembers when traffic lights respected the soul.” In the foreground, an elderly woman stands solemnly at a red light, holding a paper map and wearing a long coat. Behind her, futuristic figures cross in formation beneath surveillance signage and predictive pedestrian signals. The contrast between analog humanity and optimized automation evokes a melancholic resistance to algorithmic control of everyday life.

She remembers when traffic lights respected the soul. I do not consent to predictive AI intersections. 🚦🤖🛑 #nostalgia #iDoNotConsent #urbanmelancholy #predictivedystopia #facebookcore #slowtech #algorithmicgrief #grannywave

Filed & Forgotten

@filed.fyi

8 months ago

A surreal mashup meme-style image referencing escalating gender counts as a form of resistance. A central quote reads: “There were 75 genders, but someone said there’s only two, so we added five more.” Below it, a parchment-style chart labeled “GENDER MATH” spirals out with numbers scrawled in messy increments. In the corner, a sad emoji weeps beside a “DO NOT CONSENT” stamp and a blurry Facebook comment thread. The tone is both parody and sincere—recasting identity expansion as a sacred arithmetic act of defiance.

Nobody respects the sacred math anymore. There were 75 genders, then someone doubted us, so we added five. We do not consent to numerical stagnation 😔📈🛑 #iDoNotConsent #genderbait #sadposting #facebookcore #numerology #identitymath #beyondbinary #baitposting

Filed & Forgotten

@filed.fyi

8 months ago

A surreal and eerie backyard scene featuring five children dressed in unsettling costumes and masks, frozen mid-play in what appears to be a nonsensical and conspiratorial game. One child wears a tinfoil hat and holds a sign that reads “THE GAME IS RIGGED.” Another wears an eyeball helmet and holds a wooden paddle marked with a question mark. A third child points to a sign labeled “RULES” with a downward arrow, while others wave flags and wear skull or gas masks. A basketball and a cone with a target complete the scattered game setup. A birdcage hangs empty in the background. The tone is deeply unsettling yet nostalgic, evoking the idea of manipulated childhood games and unseen control systems.

They told us the rules were fair. They handed us masks, paddles, and signs. But the birdcage was already empty. The game was rigged. 😶‍🌫️🛑 #childhoodlore #conspiracycore #surrealart #nostalgia #facebookcore #sadposting #iDoNotConsent #playgroundpsyop