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Toothless FL Nutjob With a Gun, A Busybody Backfire, A Wanted Theif Caught By Llamas If there ever was a poster boy for the Florida Man, we have found him and he qualifies for the job perfectly. If there ever was a golden opportunity for an opportunistic busybody to stick their nose into another person's business, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found her name-shaming a woman checking out at a CVS register. And if there ever was a better way to capture a thief on the run, a herd of 8 therapy llamas fulfilled their civic duty by surrounding the perp until the cops arrived.  In this Weekend Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind…] Gen Z Woman Embarrassed By Her Generation’s ‘Weird, Stunted Social Skills’ - Woman Stranded In A Walmart Parking Lot After Buying 85” TV That Won’t Fit In Her Ford Bronco—And Walmart Refuses Her Return - ROAD RAGE!!...Toothless Florida Nutjob With a Gun - MI Woman Gets Shamed at CVS for "Son's" Unusual Name - Raising Cane’s Sues Boston Landlord Over Eviction Threat For “Chicken Finger Odor” - Maryland Paramedic Charged With PEEING On Supervisor’s Desk and In Pot Of Chili At Work - Llamas Catch Thief by Surrounding Him in a Field Until Cops Arrive - FridaBaby Faces Backlash Over Sexual Innuendo In Baby Product Marketing "Pancho" gives his sage wisdom by answering a couple of questions posed to him that deal with knowing about the "flirty" texts that was seen by a woman on the phone screen of her roommate's boyfriend and how it should be dealt with...and is it okay for a girl to "Friend" a guy that she's fallen head over heels in love with, so she can "check up on him". No red flags there! Match your skills against Pancho and play along in this week's Insane Game Show and see if you can score better!

📣 New Podcast! "Toothless FL Nutjob With a Gun, A Busybody Backfire, A Wanted Theif Caught By Llamas" on @Spreaker #flman #fridababybacklash #genz #nameshamingatcvs #oversizedtvstupidity #paramedicpeespree #raisingcaneschickensmellsuit #thiefcatchingllamas

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Tuberville's "George Wallace" Playbook & A Christian Teacher Defends Muslim Students
Tuberville's "George Wallace" Playbook & A Christian Teacher Defends Muslim Students YouTube video by Alabama Politics This Week

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Anonymous Reveals Why Alabama Voters Turned On Their Own Congressman
Anonymous Reveals Why Alabama Voters Turned On Their Own Congressman YouTube video by ANONYMOUS News

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The #FLman is not very intelligent, he just follows the maga crowd. When he was elected, he didn't know the three branches of government. #ALPolitics

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🤣 No one cares what #FLman thinks #ALPolitics

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I suppose the polite southern thing to do is send Cuomo a welcome basket and some tips on how to fit in as a new #FLMan

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#ICEAgent arrested for DUI.

The footage shows the arrest of 42-year-old Miami resident #ScottThomasDeiseroth, who was pulled over by officers from the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office on August 13.

#ICE #ScottThomasDeiseroth #FLMan
#ReeseWaters

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Dad banned from child's football game after confrontation over national anthem What started as a youth football game in Ormond Beach turned into controversy after an 8-year-old boy removed his helmet during the national anthem — and his father says the coach told him to put it b...

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This fucking loser is why our tourism numbers are. No one wants to be around people like him. Volusia county loses money because these people are petty and crazy. #crazyflman #flman

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Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; & A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train & picked up passengers around Key West. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... - A Drunk Driver Had 73 Empty Beer Cans in His Car - Nurse Finds Drugs, Needles, & a Lighter in a FL Man's RECTUM During Surgery - A "Super Speeder" Got Busted 2 Minutes After FL's New "Super Speeding" Law Went Into Effect - Angry Old FL Woman Hit Car in Walmart Parking Lot, Then Slapped Driver - Driver "Hitting Everything but the Lottery" While Slamming Cars and Dragging Officer - (Possible Overreaction Of The Day)...Teen Threatens to Shoot Up McDonald's Over Wrong $5 Meal Deal Order - Professional Car Sitter Makes Sure Rides Don’t Get Towed - 106 CATS...1 U-Haul Van - (Priorities)...Man Continues To Compete In Race After Girlfriend Falls & Passes Out - A Naked Man Assaulted Two People with Wood - PA Man Wearing 'Fish Flops' Caught on Video Stealing Ronald McDonald Statue - Italian Mechanic Turns Old Fiat Into the World's Narrowest Drivable Car - Farmer Found Dead Inside 28-Ft. Python In Indonesia - FL Man Celebrates His Birthday by Smoking Meth, Hijacking A Sightseeing Train, & Picking Up Tourists - Guy On A Plane "Jokes" His Laptop Is A BOMB - Road Rage!! One California Driver Steals The Other Driver's Keys - Jacksonville, FL Tops America's Most Boring Cities List - Women Not Wearing Make-Up on First Dates - Crash Covers I-80 In PA in Boxes of Mozzarella Cheese - Welch Teacher Banned For Drinking, Dancing Macarena, & Cussing At Students In Class - Woman Marries Boyfriend in Vegas Wedding. Now He Wants Her to Move in With His Parents…in MAINE More stupidity from the latest current events in the Insane Week In Review and our top 7 most supendous stupidity who made this week's Genius Awards!

📣 New Podcast! "Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; & A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking" on @Spreaker #carsitter #flatfiat #flman #flwoman #mcdonalds #nakedman #pythonattack #roadrage #ronaldmcdonald

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Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix. In This Episode... - [A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & Quiet - Belgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the Dutch - A Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty Dishes - Archaeologists Unearth Ancient BREAD That Survived Underground for 5,000 Years - Thieves Were Caught Biking Away...with a Stolen Bathroom Vanity - Florida Man Fondles Ferret In Pet Store, Then Shoplifts It In His Shorts - A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes - 200-y/o Condom Decorated With Erotic Art on Display in Dutch Museum My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", answers your burning questions about returning a valuable ring found in donated clothing & how to deal with a "Barbie" co-worker who likes to kiss a woman's husband on the lips! And you can test your stupidity with Pancho's by playing our Insane Game Show!

📣 New Podcast! "Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom" on @Spreaker #condoms #ferrets #flman #roommates #toesucking

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You wonder how these people dress themselves in the morning they're so disconnected from reality. #trumpsupporter101 #FLman #Immigration #ICE #MigrantWorkers

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Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling". In thie Midweek BONUS Episode... - A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly Mother - People Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling Companies - Airline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough Money - A Parolee Got Caught Drinking a Beer After He Did the "One Chip Challenge" - Snake Pokes Out From Under Hood of Missouri Woman's Car - A VA Man Was Arrested for Drawing His Own Crosswalk on a Busy Street - Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles Competes in Race at the Indy 500 - PIGEON Pandemonium Ensues As Passengers Scramble On Airline - A Guy on Meth Jumped Off a Bridge on a Dare - Woman Arrested at Airport After Hitting Child on Plane Who Called Her "Fat" & "Miss Piggy" - "CarrotMaxing": A TikTok Trend That Can Land You In The ER - Forever Chemicals Found in American Beer - Flight Passenger Brings Whole Rotisserie Chicken as Carry-On, Calling It Her 'Designer Bag' - Despite Her Water Breaking, NY News Anchor Goes Into Labor on Air, but Delivers the News - Annoyed Resident Releases Snakes in Condo Hallway to Protest Neighbor's Noisy Dog - Husband Spots Wife Selling His Items on Her Instagram Story, As a PRANK - New Term: "Water-Based Cooking"...Or Is It Just, You Know, Boiling? - Florida Man Survives Alligator, Then Is Shot Dead by Deputies - FL Booze Cruise Captain Rescues Drowning Man Then Belts Out Karaoke - FL Neighborhood Is Being Terrorized By An Angry Duck - Secret Service “Catfight” Outside Barack Obama's Home Gets 2 Agents Suspended Get the latest stupid current events from the Insane Week In Review and find out this week's winners of the Genius Awards!!

📣 New Podcast! "Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking" on @Spreaker #carrotmaxxing #flman #misspiggy #onechipchallenge #pigeons #waterbasedcooking #weenie500

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The AL GOP party has charged a fellow member of voter fraud recently in North AL. Let's see if they have the political will to do the same to #FLman #ALPolitics

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Did you know
A Pre Historic ‘Miami Circle’ located at 401 Brickell Ave
was thought to be a “footprint” from part of a 2000 yr old prehistoric Indian settlement and a Mystery of volcanic rock tools got there
#MiamiBeach #Art #Culture #Florida #Flman #SouthBeach

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Alabama has a bleak future with Tommy tuberville
Alabama has a bleak future with Tommy tuberville YouTube video by PissedoffBartender

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Bernie GOES OFF On Tommy Tuberville For Defending "Disturbing" VA Layoffs
Bernie GOES OFF On Tommy Tuberville For Defending "Disturbing" VA Layoffs YouTube video by TYT Investigates

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'I rebuke you in the name of Jesus': GOP rep explodes at Johnson in closed-door meeting NOTUS is reporting that emotions are running high in Republican meetings over a GOP budget threatening to add up to $5.8 trillion to the nation’s deficit and potentially raise the nation’s debt to 214...

When you lose Florida Man… www.alternet.org/gop-rep-john... #FLMan

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If it was good enough for Sen. Tubs #FLMan it's good enough for Sen. Blumenthal. #Resist #Oppose #Unite

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March 23, 2025 - Where does Coach Tubs Live?
March 23, 2025 - Where does Coach Tubs Live? YouTube video by The Voice of Alabama Politics

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Dot Gov par Florida Man 🤘
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Un titre de plus sur Bandcamp theghostisclearrecords.bandcamp.com/track/el-rey
#NowPlaying #Musique #FloridaMan #FLMan

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But hey Craig, today in Anchorage Ak a woman was shot up, called APD, described her assailants as escaping in a blue Tesla. APD found them within minutes.
#FLman or #AKman which is a bigger dumb ass? ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

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#FloridaMan #FLman #ZapBrannigan #Futurama

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A bit late on the TPS Report with the news dump on eve of holidays.

Nothing will happen to him legally, but this provides some confirmation to the “rumors.” #FLman

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Tommy Tuberville DEMANDS That Republicans Immediately Cut Food Stamp Programs
Tommy Tuberville DEMANDS That Republicans Immediately Cut Food Stamp Programs YouTube video by Farron Balanced

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You can see the moment his brain breaks
You can see the moment his brain breaks YouTube video by David Pakman Show

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