You’re not protected.
You’re just not targeted yet.
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You’re not protected.
You’re just not targeted yet.
#foundelsewhere
#foundelsewhere
“Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel…”
"I went to an estate sale and noticed the dead guy had the exact same CDs as I do."
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Photo of a burned out shell of an abandoned storefront, the second-floor wall entirely missing is shown. The business' sign reads, "The Ultimate Laser Adventure." MEME text asks What kind of lasers were they fucking using?
Illo: A kissing couple have tentacles extending from each of their mouths. They intertwine.
A scorpion rides a frog across the river. "Why did you sting me? I shall die and you will surely die as well," said the frog. "Libtard," said the scorpion. "Trump 2028.”
Playful image of Amélie repurposed as Wendy to promote ALIEN EARTH tv show.
SNS post by @shiraisinspired Anxiety: everything is important Depression: nothing is important ADHD: I have no idea what's important
“Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online, polyamorous, white gen-xer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace, and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable, bearded pagans & bisexual Barnes and Noble employees who do burlesque.”
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“My roommate described
Republicans as the mass shooter and Democrats as Uvalde cops, and I can't get it out of my head”
@jaycatt7
Poster for Peter Gabriel's first album, featuring a shot of him smoking underwater. Ad copy reads, "Expect the unexpected on the first Peter Gabriel album"
The American people want Donald Trump. And now they will get him. He will bring with him a horde of cranks, frauds, religious zealots, gutter racists, and vindictive thugs unprecedented in modern American history. The Nixon White House will look like a zen temple compared to what is coming. Trump's second term will be a wave of pure malevolence. There will be revenge against his enemies, and there will be assaults on innocent and vulnerable Americans of the sort that our government usually reserves only for people overseas. Fringe lunatics will dictate health policy;Crypto grifters will dictate economic policy; Christian evangelicals will dictate Middle East policy; Flinty corporate lawyers will dictate labor policy; and the mighty American federal government will be run with all the propriety of a late night infomercial selling miracle cures to insomniacs. The cure will be branded "TRUMP," in large golden letters. It won't work. There will be no refunds.
Iconic image of Gustavo Fring, with a hastily Photoshopped philosopher’s marble statue head atop, overlaid with the quote: “I know that I know nothing. You don't even know that you know nothing. We are not the same.”
Music note emojis surround lyrics: Row, row, Robocop Gently down the stream Directive one: Uphold the law I am part machine
Tweet text reads: might fuck around and show myself the same compassion and understanding i'd instinctively have for a good friend or loved one
There was a young man From Cork who got limericks And haikus confused This is simultaneously comforting and uncomfortable A clear river flowing with leaves Runs through a red forest of trees Such a vision of maple Is a boon if you're able To sit still and attain inner peace
Death Toys' "Bitches, leave" action figure playset from the iconic Robocop scene.
@DanGurewitch Sure, a monster that disembowels you would be scary, but so would be a monster that embowels you. Just stuffing you full of all sorts of new bowels.
Famous rock band Spinal Tap are attempting to find the stage at Twin Peaks' Black Lodge, but are not having any luck.
DM: At bar you see a cloaked, hunched over man. He wears a crown of bone and blade, surrounded by three sentient rings of fire. His arm is made of steel. Players: who else is in the tavern DM: uhhhh theres a goblin named Sam Smorkle Players: I want to talk to Sam Smorkle
JC @jaycatt7 My roommate described Republicans as the mass shooter and Democrats as Uvalde cops, and I can't get it out of my head
"As a German, I just want to get this straight: The entire Western world wants us to build up a huge army, march through Poland and fight the Russians if necessary. Just writing it down so there are no misunderstandings in future…” from @paulbrislen #foundelsewhere
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"The enhancing and conditioning process went awry, leaving Nuke seriously deranged."
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‘When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they're quoting Fight Club: A satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized…’
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“If you keep carrying old bricks, you’ll keep building the same house.”
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“I love diss tracks because it's basically 2 dudes going, "grr, we hate each other so much we're going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!"
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