Latest posts tagged with #gothproblems on Bluesky
Screenshot of a Google search where Google assures the reader that Raven Belasco is not a vampire, just a vampire author
Just started typing in a question on Google and this popped up 😂 Apparently, this question is asked often?
I mean, they say "write what you know" and all, but is this actually a concern for people?
#authorlife #vampire #gothproblems
Every goth has at least one story that starts with “so I was just minding my business” and ends with “and then a stranger asked if I worship satan”
#GothProblems #GothLife #Goth
Some days, my inner child is less a toddler and more a centuries-old swamp witch with very specific, non-negotiable comfort standards. 🧙♀️💀💤
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#GothProblems #InnerCrone #WitchyAesthetic
"I found my skull!" is a perfectly normal thing to exclaim when attempting to leave the house and finding an earring I thought I'd lost forever in my shoe. #gothproblems #joyinthstrange
Sometimes I want to give in and just lay in a graveyard in the middle of the night.
...but then I remember I live in the South and I'm not prepared for how I'll react to bugs crawling over me.
#gothproblems #gothsky #floridahell
Locked in a timeless struggle: trying to find a single black garment that I need when the majority of my clothes and the majority of my partner’s clothes are black. #GothProblems
When I got back from the grocery store, I discovered that my pants had fallen below the top of my underwear and I was wearing a crop top, so everyone at the store knows I was wearing Nightmare Before Christmas panties.
And now you know too! #gothProblems
I knew Morbius was a terrible person, but his clothes are brown-black and his robe is blue-black, so truly he is beyond redemption.
#Monsterdon #ForbiddenPlanet #GothProblems
Why can't these be my problem?
#writer #author #indieauthor #writerinspo #writesky #gothproblems #humor #meme #goth #art #illustration
not sure if I'm making kissy noises at Ozzy or a pile of cat shaped laundry #gothproblems
Goddamned cloves once a staple of the Goth scene are getting harder to come by!
#GothProblems
#TransGothGirls
#Transvideos
#GothProblems Trying to work out where the line between 'face paint' and 'make up' is for the Ghost gig. (Face paint is banned)
I got asked if I was a witch today while out running my errands & looked down to figure out why & well… ok fair. #gothproblems
A kid, asking another kid, pointing at me: What's that?
The other kid: What, that guy?
Kid A: That's a guy?
Kid B: Yeah, he's a... man.
Red: No, I'm a shadow.
-red.
#GothProblems
Ugh. Gaga's recent abelist crap sucks, but the new single and music video are 100% Cris-bait.
Western occult references + Vogue = constant replays today.
I guess it was inevitable that pop music would trap me one day. #NerdProblems #GothProblems
Are torrentz still a thing?
Why do dudes say "you scare me 😜" online to goth girls & think that's going to make us into you? Like you're proud of being wimpy? Ok 😐 #gothproblems #gothsky
Trying to wear my Demonia boots and layers of black, but daddy’s don’t like it. They prefer their dolls, not their queens of darkness. 😩🖤 #GothProblems
Watching an episode of "Ugliest House in America", and it's making me so mad. A family of normies bought an old funeral home & have already torn out the embalming room! There should be a Goth Society for the Preservation of Creepy Houses to prevent these things from happening. #GothProblems
Ow. I did some deep cleaning and organizing two days ago. I managed to stab myself in the face with what I assumed were porcupine quills, but that were actually raven feathers bundled together. #GothProblems
When your hair is purple-black and all the hotel towels are stark white #gothproblems
Whenever the Yakult commercial comes on I hear "millions of families have balanced their digestive systems with the occult." #gothproblems
Going to a baby shower. Everything I own is black or grey #gothproblems
