4/5- Russia notoriously trolls the National Prayer Breakfast events to find USEFUL IDIOTS & komprimat. #TheFamily #HeGetsUs
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4/5- Russia notoriously trolls the National Prayer Breakfast events to find USEFUL IDIOTS & komprimat. #TheFamily #HeGetsUs
Mike Johnson is a bigot. It's as simple as that. Just a good old fashioned Southern man, a hate filled Christian. A true testament to the faith. #christianity #jesus #hegetsus
Satan God demands you to believe in him. Satan suggest you to believe in yourself. Renosatanic HeGetsUs
#Satan -- God demands you to believe in him. Satan suggests that you to believe in yourself.
#HeGetsUs
If you will only meet him halfway across the sky, he will lift you over the top. #HeGetsUs
Satan Knows that it's best to just walk away, even if it's from paradise. HeGetsUS Renosatanicmemes
#Satan: Knows that it's best to just walk away from drama, even if it's from paradise. #HeGetsUs
The "He Gets Us" campaign has a #PR problem no #SuperBowlad can solve
#religious #adcampaigns #Americanhistory #HeGetsUs #SuperBowl #Jesus #marketing #product #RELIGION #atheist
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He literally places it before his mate, before fatherhood. Other than his position of power, it’s the first thing he wants you to know about him. So, how does ANYTHING he’s done or said reflected the ideals of our Savior?
#Jesus #HEgetsUs #NotThisShiteHawk #WWJD #Christ
Your Holy Man, your chief Pope mentor and re-educator, Bible Genius Speaker Mile Johnson referees petty debates and Rembrandts soundbites when he should be leading your nation against evil. Not, y’know, victims of kid fuckers. #WWJD #hegetsus
Uh huh. So some are definitely bots, and some are definitely Christian nationalist idiots, and it's honestly hard to tell them apart. They're none of them great at passing The Turing Test.
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🎶 These #YouTubeComments for the #HeGetsUs #SuperBowlAd on #YouTube are unnnnn-hiiiiiiiinged 🎶
#conservatives
This is for that article I'm #writing for #TheLeftisRight. They, uh, didn't solicit it, but I'm 2/2 with them so far, so I feel good about my chances.
“hey we’ve got some extra cash”
“great we should spend it all on teevee ads nobody will pay any attention to”
“um aren’t there people out there who need our help”
“not as much as jesus needs us to run pr for him”
“um”
“jc never missed a photo op”
“um”
“trust me”
#hegetsus
Did I just see a commercial for Jesus? 😆
Boy, #SuperBowlAds have fallen on HARD times 😬
#commercials #ads #HeGetsUs
Stolas is the Superb Owl...
#HeGetsUs #SuperbOwlLX
I can’t wait to watch the passive aggressive BS “he gets us” Super Bowl jesus ads and be reminded that the christians have the money to help, but put it into marketing and publicity instead, can you?
#jesus #hegetsus #Superbowl #hypocrisy #taxthechurch
Yes! DOOM applauds! Clap back at the youngling 47x harder! This smiling “youth” is definitely the Worst and Only thing Anyone is Taking about this Week. #epstein #lionking #Obama #Olympics2026 #EpsteinFiles #SuperBowlLX #hegetsus
#WWJD #SaturdayVibes #MLGA
…but he IS wearing a suit? :\
DOOM agrees with Representative Mike Haridopolos (FL). We should elevate the conversation above petty bickering about who raped and/or murdered which child. #hegetsus
Some have questioned the wisdom of this statement. They argue it’s a catch-22. Churches who fall in line, will be admitting money and their golden calf outweigh their faith. Churches who push back get to literally cleanse their temple. Wait, not catch-22, #WWJD #hegetsus
‘He Gets Us’: For 2026 Super Bowl, ad goes more personal, less political. @sightmagazine.bsky.social #HeGetsUs #SuperbowlLX #ComeNear #SuperBowlads
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Wait, is this whole #HeGetsUs a conflation of Jesus (Spanish name) and Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the God of the new covenant of God?
ICE Shoots priest point blank in the face with a tear gas canister. Brought to you by the "Christians" behind Trump and Project 2025: the Heritage Foundation #MAGA #WWJD #ICE #Christianity #HeGetsUs #Trump #LaMigra #GOP #DemocracyDies
In light of recent executive orders, I just wanna say Jesus had BDE
#HeGetsUs
Eat your ass and wipe my chin with the bible with god watchin' #hegetsus
#Christianity #Christian #Christians #Religion #Church #ChurchAndState #FirstAmendment #Evangelicals #Evangelical #Jesus #HeGetsUs
Dear @effinbirds.com,
I received my shirt today, and I've never felt so seen. #HeGetsUs
The reviews are in and they are overwhelmingly positive.
Jesus had student loans
#hegetsus