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@girlsmeg.bsky.social

1 day ago

#nightvale 184 - The Fog
The person who voices Deb did such an amazing job. Just one laugh after another.

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Mr. Gandalf B. Naturals

@voidfemme.bsky.social

3 days ago

Aaahhh I knew I recognized Jasika Nicole's voice!!! That's my mayor 💜 #nightvale

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Whiskers Club 💞✨

@whskrsclub.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

Who can resist this angelic voice? IM OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG. Kate Bush’s yearly return must be studied 🤔
#plushie #stuffies #creepyeyes #nightvale #creepycute

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Stefan (dadbod games)

@dadbod-games.com

1 month ago

"Sheet 666 A1 returns your childhood bedroom."

@katieandcatburger.bsky.social reviewed my game I.T Never Ends and called it "Night Vale meets Reigns."

As a fan, being compared to planetoffinks.bsky.social is the highest compliment I could get. 👁️📁

#indiegame #indiedev #nightvale #ITNeverEnds

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Michael Frasca

@frasca.bsky.social

1 month ago

Night Vale librarian origin story. #NightVale #WtNV

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@robertsatyr.bsky.social

2 months ago

20| Strawberry Vanilla Suppositories Are In Right Now Sugar-ridden students make for the most energetic mascots. For the first time in a LONG TIME, high-fiving Principal Fendleton is OPTIONAL. Remember, kids, don't ingest unlabeled pills unless they're from a school vending machine. There are no urine stains in my office, and that makes me very uneasy and concerned. Ricky Frampton built a racist lawn chair. Fun Fact: Our newest teacher, Dr Personold, wears a cologne that smells like Play-Doh. At least, I assume it's cologne. Security chimeras? More like [punny one-liner that is also an insulting slight]. Thank you to ()hole Milk and Shart Through the Heart for sponsoring. Music for this episode was performed by Joshua Morgan. You can find more of his work at https://joshuamorganmusic.bandcamp.com This month's parody song is Gold Rush of '49. Lyrics: I got my first steel pick axe, with a wooden handle whittled from pine. Mined until my hands were numb. Twas the gold rush of '49. Me and the boys went west. Got a wagon and packed it tight. Turns out, the compass was broken. The only gold we found was pyrite. Oh, now when I recollect to times when I was chased by beavers. Runnin' from a wild fire. I fished for trout and caught a fever. Those were the worst days of my life. Me and the boys were trailblazin', fighting dysentery and raccoons. Did some trading with a jolly snake oil salesman. Those elixirs were just jars of poo. Sneaking onto private land. Mining rocks and finding more rocks. A boulder fell and crushed my hand. Gangrene set in then I got chickenpox. Those were the worst days of my life. Oh no. Back in the gold rush of '49. Panning for gold all week. Wading in the river until our groins turned green. Penicillin was not dicovered. No, noooo. And now my life is collapsing. Like that gold mine, it all came down. Dynamite, it took my hearing. And some fingers and toes are gone. Stranded without a torch. Lost my way and fell in a river. With leeches sucking on my hand, I gave them names and thought my life was over. Those were the worst days of my life. Oh nooo. At least those leaches kept me company. It was the hell hole of 49. Oh no. My wife, she left me in '49, '49 oh noo.

📣 New Podcast! "20| Strawberry Vanilla Suppositories Are In Right Now" on @Spreaker #bryanadams #comedy #fiction #fun #humor #nightvale #olympia #parody #photoshop #satire #seattle #washington #weirdal

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Michael Frasca

@frasca.bsky.social

3 months ago

Don't touch the two-headed pink flamingo lawn ornament!
(An obscure #NightVale reference)

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Podcast Shuffle 🎲

@podcastshuffle.bsky.social

3 months ago

Welcome to Night Vale Science Fiction Podcast · Updated Monthly · Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened ...

#NightVale
#ScienceFiction

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BinarySystemPod.bsky.social

@binarysystempod.bsky.social

3 months ago

Binary System Podcast #484 – WTNV #279 “J’Accuse!”, and Mayor of Kingstown | Pixelated Geek On this week's Night Vale recap, Cecil and Dana are still trying to figure out who in town has murdered two people (that we know of.) (And we're not talking about Tabitha because she's the town founde...

On this week's episode, we recap the latest #NightVale (where everyone is accusing everyone else of being a murderer) and the latest #MayorOfKingstown (where everybody actually IS a murderer. Feels like it anyway. SPOILERS AHOY.)

pixelatedgeek.com/2025/12/bina...

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Scott "Scoot" Meesey

@stepdadscott.bsky.social

3 months ago

NGL, thought it said "growl". 🤷‍♂️

#welcometonightvale #nightvale

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@robertsatyr.bsky.social

3 months ago

19| Security Chimeras Are Watching Us All The security chimeras protect us all from the dangerous effects of graffiti. New lore just dropped disguised as a story about Traumanonymous. Students, you're not pirates and, as such, our janitors will be sanitizing your salty language. Let's give a hand to Kids With Crocs and welcome back our old school mascot! The horticulture class will be planting trees yesterday. No, secret hatch was not found in the Mascots' Lounge. Thank you to our sponsors The Seemetery and What to Expect When You're Expecto-Patronuming. The music for this episode was performed by Chelicerae. You can find more of their music at https://chelicerae.bandcamp.com/ Purchasing Chelicerae's latest EP, Repulsion, sends all profits to a Gazan in need. If you wish to support Amjad directly https://chuffed.org/project/142254-urgent-appeal-to-save-our-children-no-meds-food-or-safety. This Vice Principal Mr Jonesandmi played Trombones, a parody of Them Bones by Alice in Chains. Lyrics: Why? Why? Why? Symphony, trombone they need. Complain, "What else is there to play?" Denied piano, they're sending me to the mouth breathers with trombones. Why? Why? Why? Lips dry, valve opens and spit flies. Can't beat the snare or timpani. No go xylophone, they're throwing me to the brassholes blowing trombones. Tuba, no room, no luck. I cry, "Guitar would be so nice." Don't need saxophone—gonna be forced to interact with gross- Can't blow piccolo—gonna blow chunks in bass clef with bozos. No spot for oboe—the woodwinds tell me, "Shut up, play your trombone."

📣 New Podcast! "19| Security Chimeras Are Watching Us All" on @Spreaker #aliceinchains #comedy #fiction #funny #humor #nightvale #parody #satire

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remotecore

@remotecore.bsky.social

4 months ago

1989, by Disparition 13 track album

Now playing Disparition's "1989" an ambient/industrial soundtrack work. Full of mood, quite immersive.
#bandcamp #disparition #NightVale #ambient #industrial #SoundTrack
disparition.bandcamp.com/album/1989

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TabletopGamingDeals

@tabletopgamedeals.bsky.social

4 months ago

Welcome to Night Vale RPG | RPGs | Miniature Market Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game invites you to explore the fictional desert city from the hit podcast that's captured listeners' imagination since 2012. Enjoy the included five-part mystery or ...

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#WelcomeToNightVale #NightVale

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Gloomy Fish

@gloomy-fish.bsky.social

4 months ago

Day 30: vacant
The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home
#inktober #inktober2025 #WTNV #WelcomeToNightVale #nightvale

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Gerald/Bocook Gaming

@bocookgaming.bsky.social

4 months ago

Welcome to Night Vale - LGBTQ+ Friendly An uncanny blend of the mundane and the macabre, the desert town of Night Vale is a place where everything is just normal and fine, and that's just how we like it.

Are you heading into the weekend and you just noticed that it doesn't have as much weird as it ought to?

Join us!

I'm going to running a one-shot for the @nightvaleradio.bsky.social Tabletop Roleplaying Game tomorrow at 11:00 AM EDT!

#NightVale #TTRPG

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@robertsatyr.bsky.social

5 months ago

17| The Cheerleaders Formed a Pyramid Scheme Billyvonne (Billy Turner's soul inside Yvonne's body) is doing a great job as school mascot! ...aside from that basketball game. Book Fair is here! And Bobby Warner has returned to Jambalaya!! Dads are being real obnoxious with this FART nonsense. BUY ENERGY SLOP. CONSUME ENERGY SLOP. Please. And use my coupon code: HELPME at checkout. Talk to Coach Larson about joining the Tract and Field team today! Sheild your childrens' ears from the addictive reverberations of kazoos. Thank you to The Kayak and to, uh, Shards of Glass, I guess. Music on Shards of Glass by https://hellanearth.bandcamp.com Music for this episode was performed by https://jemmyjoe.bandcamp.com This month's parody song is Virgins of Virginia. Lyrics: I've been day trading stocks. Working half days. Over nine hours since I got laid. So I scroll on my phone, checking sports bets I've made. Drive to the gym while hitting that vape. It's a miracle...what nepotism can do for chads like me, not soyboys like you. Wish I could just wake up without hangovers, too, but I can't. Or I won't. Living like an alpha male dating young girls. These virgins of Virginia—lord knows they're hitting the books and not the bicep curls. Wanna binge watch Star Trek, join NASA on the Moon. Well if they wanna trek stars—astronauts work out, too. Meanwhile I chat with hot singles living in my area. Unlike virgin men of Virginia. I pay mathmeticians to count up the number of nines and tens I bedded last year. I've gotta hit my macros. I missed a meal, and it shows. And now my protein intake feels bare. Well if you're nearsighted with glasses big and round, eating microwave meals, slurping ramen noodles down, drinking large amounts of soda that'd make a toddler drown, going to arcades instead of going to pound town. LARPing in the woods with soda can tab ring mail, throwing pebbles for spells, growing pimples, looking pale, at the Rennaisance Fair, playing cards on hay bales. Oh, it's true. Oh, it's true. Livin' like a beta male with a neck beard. These virgins of Virginia—lord knows they'll hook you with World War Two trivia. Well they think we don't think. But I think that we do. And I do think when I drink my thinking inproves. I'll sneak whiskey to a test—SAT drunk ninja. Unlike virgin men of Virginia. Flexing in the mirror, I could stare all day, repressing thoughts that are kind of gay.

📣 New Podcast! "17| The Cheerleaders Formed a Pyramid Scheme" on @Spreaker #comedy #fiction #horror #humor #nightvale #original #parody #satire

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E. C. Taylor

@etay1010.bsky.social

5 months ago

The vibe I bring to the function:

#spn #inheritancecycle #nightvale #criticalrole #kingdomhearts #dogs #greatdane #grilledcheese #drinklocal #lordoftherings #fanfiction #genrefiction #dungeonsanddragons #dice #dicegoblin #nails

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Mrs. Joe's Last Nerve

@virgotex.bsky.social

5 months ago

After that post re old #Nightvale joke, I googled. Didn't find the joke but f*ck me, I had no idea #Nightvale was still going on! Live show in Austin next month!

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бела ☭ w ☭ ! ~ 🇭🇰 🇵🇸 #GlobalArmsEmbargo #MaskingIsPunk

@c0ltanheart.bsky.social

6 months ago

ALKSNLKASDFNLDS #Nightvale homfggggg

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@robertsatyr.bsky.social

6 months ago

16| No Vaporizing On Campus Stop giving away cafeteria apples to Mz Fulcrum; she's not even as hot as Mr Minotaur. Though Principal Fendleton vaporizes students (and smokes a couple packs of cigarettes per day) neither are allowed on campus. Francine did what no student has done before; I'm still shaking. Guess who the mascot is! Mr Johnson is still turning in his grave—don't you worry. STAY OUT OF THE MASCOTS' LOUNGE. Well, the Billy Turner is back from the grave, and he's kind of a jerk. Thank you to our sponsors, Chodelula Hot Sauce and Albers Pre-Kissed Grits, as well as Budweiser. Music is from the album Variegata by https://soundcloud.com/misguidedmerman. This month's parody song is 99 Dead Baboons. Lyrics: You and I, we were at the zoo, Pressing face to glass ogling the baboons. We watched them eat and hump the day away Until we heard an announcement say A gigantic mistake has been made. Everyone needs to evacuate. Explosions boomed from right behind And 99 dead baboons flew by. 99 dead baboons. This oughta make the evening news. Missing limbs, that must've hurt. Detached butt cheeks in the dirt. What's that there up in the sky? 99 bald eagles cry. They're swooping down and picking up 99 dead baboons for lunch. 99 bald eagles carry 99 corpses so hairy. Just when they have flown away, Canadian jet planes have come to play. They're flying through the shared airspace, Hitting avians of every race. Their engines clog, better eject now, As 99 dead baboons fall down. 99 monkeys in flight, Silhouetted by blinding light. Plane pieces fall everywhere, Eagles screeching, burning hair. Far below them on the ground, NASA astronauts count down. Their rocket shoots into the sky. With animals and jets, it does collide. And 99 dead eagles get fried. Burning up in the atmosphere, Eagles and jets disappear, But the monkey bodies float away. I'll never forget this day. Now, when I look up to the stars, I spot Venus, I see Mars. But, orbiting around the moon, Are 99 dead baboons.

📣 New Podcast! "16| No Vaporizing On Campus" on @Spreaker #funny #horror #horror_comedy #lacey #music #nightvale #olympia #parody #satire #short #speculative #thurston #tumwater #writer

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Cecil (Vitamin Ce)

@justtsoup.bsky.social

6 months ago

Babe, wake up, new fursona just dropped.
#nightvale #welcometonightvale #wtnv #brad

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Wonder Shiggy

@wondershiggy.bsky.social

7 months ago

Yet the return of yet another Entity! One with a deadlier smile than Alastor’s!
And now… THE WEATHER!
#hiddenhumans #au #crossover #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #nightvale #desertbluffs #kevin #magnusarchives #thecorruption #corruption

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Motoss 📚🔮🔎

@lmmotoss.bsky.social

7 months ago

King of Wands - KEVIN

No matter how hard he smiles, he’s never. quite. happy.

There are two Night Vale tarot decks, this is from the one by Jay Holloway

#WTNV #nightvale #nightvaleradio #SoundOn #tarot #cards #collecting