#offbrandcomix

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

2 months ago

(At Elec's house in his dining room, serves a platter covered by a serving dish, while Soda and Pulpitt are eager to eat their Christmas dinner) Elec: So for this year's Holiday dinner...I'd thought I try another theme. === (Elec, acting menacingly, is about to reveal what is inside the serving dish) Elec: Here it is... === (Elec opens up the serving dish to find that it's a fast food fried chicken meal, consisting of two big buckets, some containers, sauces, drinks and a single serving of chips) Elec: A fried chicken meal from our local fast food joint! It's big in Japan!!! ==== (Pulpitt is slightly shocked at the contents, while Soda is surprised) Pulpitt: ...That's what ya got? === (Elec is sorta unamused at Pulpitt's response but goes with it) Elec: It's Christmas! I wanted to take the day off from cooking. === (SodaDog, Electronikat and Pulpitt eat the food on the table, under a Christmassy background.) Pulpitt: Might as well feast, then. Soda: *Munch munch* *nom nom* Tenders...my fave! Elec: So chewy...and greasy! === Message: HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM OFF BRAND!

And now, the Off Brand Comix holiday special! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #christmas #christmas2025 #holidayseason #webcomic #furryart #anthro

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

2 months ago

(Soda is in a basketball outfit and spins a basketball with his gloved hand) (soda runs while bouncing the basketball in his hand) (soda bounces the basketball on the court, near the hoop) (soda slam dunks the basketball into the hoop, in a silhouetted manner) FX: SLAM DUNK! === (soda poses next to the hoop, while Elec is surprised) Elec: Woah...so cool!!! === (Elec reacts in glee to SodaDog's basketball moves) Elec: Awesome moves, Soda! Soda: I'm a natural. === (Elec points at a historical marker sign, which is about J. Passem's Court.) Elec: Wait, that marker...J. Passem himself played on this very court?! === (Soda explains his reasoning, while Elec is sort-of surprised) Soda: It's my go-to place. Elec: That means you want to...live out his career? === (soda poses with a basketball in a determined manner, while Elec is shocked at his response) Soda: Nah, I just prefer to play professionally. Elec: But you have THAT sorta playstyle...LIKE HIM!!!

Off Brand Comix No. 6! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart #anthro

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

3 months ago

(SodaDog meets Pulpitt) Soda: Hi, Pulpitt! Got anything planned? Pulpitt: Just some stuff... --- (Pulpitt pulls his jacket sleeve) Pulpitt: ...With a lil' assistin' strength boost. ---- (Pulpitt poses with arm muscles) ---- (SodaDog holds a coffee cup) Soda: I have my own "strength boost", too. Well, from my daily 2:20PM caffeinated coffee fix. --- (Soda goes on about how the caffeine gives him strength behind a background with "BLAH! BLAH!" on it, while Pulpitt doesn't get it.) Soda: ...It helps me do my household chores, my lunch and dinner routine, go out and about... Pulpitt: But.....how? Soda: Let me go deeper, then... --- (Fantasy of SodaDog looking strong and muscular doing mundane chores, such as carrying laundry, cutting vegetables and running like an athletic runner, while Pulpitt is shocked and surprised.) Soda: I have to LIFT my laundry stuff, chop ingredients with FORCE, and get to places with SPEED. FX: CHOP! CHOP! Pulpitt: That...sounds like a lotta work.

Off Brand Comix No. 5! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart #anthro

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

3 months ago

(Elec checks in for his job by inserting his paper slip into the clock.) Elec: Ya ready to take on the day, Mags? FX: DING! Mags: Totally! let's do our best, Elec! -- (from the left, Elec senses a smell from the nose in shock, which turns out to be a plate of hot spaghetti. He begins to sniff it.) Elec: (thought bubble): I smell some spaghetti! It's so yummy... (Elec gets out a fork and attempts to eat the spaghetti.) Elec: This looks too good to be spoiled...time to dig in. --- (Just as Elec is about to reach the plate of hot spaghetti with a fork, he is suddenly interrupted by his boss in shock, depicted as a gloved hand) Boss: HANDS OFF THE SPAGHETTI! Elec: WHAAH!! --- (Elec is nervous and tries to cover up his reasoning for eating the plate of spaghetti, while being overshadowed by his boss.) Elec: But what if it gets spoiled by flies?! It would be a waste of- --- (The Boss looms over Elec, giving him a stern warning) Boss: Comply with our quality standards...or your ass is fired.

Off Brand Comix No. 4! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart #anthro

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

3 months ago

(Soda pours the kettle into his cup of noodles, in the kitchen, with a digital clock reading "1:00PM" is behind him, and "5 MIN. MAX" on the noodle seal) Soda: Now to wait five minutes. -- TC: Some time later... (Soda stares at the noodles, sorta slowly starting to go insane) -- (Soda looks at the clock in shock and realises it still says "1:00PM") -- (soda quickly goes insane and pulls his ears) Soda: What am I going to do now?! -- (Soda decides to do some housework; he holds the laundry basket and walks to the laundry room) Soda: Guess I'll do chores then. -- TC: Some MORE time later... (Soda finishes putting his clothes in the laundry, next to washing machine) Soda: That's one chore out of the way. Just have to do more- -- (Soda quickly realises his noodles and rushes back) Soda: I FORGOT!!! -- (Soda goes back to his noodles and hurriedly starts eating it, the clock is in the view, now saying 1:08PM) -- (Soda is unamused at the cold taste) Soda: Lukewarm...

Off Brand Comix No. 3! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart #anthro

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

3 months ago

(Elec meets Soda, who is in a bad mood.) Elec: What's wrong, Soda? Soda: I just want change...! My routine makes every day feel the SAME! (Elec is about to show SodaDog something.) Elec: Then why not try something new? (Elec shows off his breakdancing moves, while SodaDog is surprised.) Elec: Y'know, mix things up?! Soda: Wow...sure I guess. Soda: Lemme have a go... (Soda attempts to breakdance like Elec, with the same move, but he struggles and falls down) FX: PAF! (Soda has fallen, flat on the ground, while Elec is sorta confused and disappointed) Soda: Ouch... Why do video games make this look easy? Elec: Beats me. I don't think I can dodge enemies with breakdancing.

Off Brand Comix No. 2! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart #anthro

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

4 months ago

(SodaDog drinks a can of Soda Cola) SodaDog: Ahh...Same great taste. FX: FIZZZ!!!! (Soda scrunches his soda can and throws it in the bin) SodaDog: I think I'll have something different now. (Soda drinks bottled water) SodaDog: Just need to drink some water... (Soda eats a packed lunch meal, consisting of a bento box) SodaDog: ...have a balanced diet... (Soda eats a veggie salad) SodaDog: ...and some greens, too! (Soda is shocked at the salad's flavour) (Soda shrugs the salad's flavour off) SodaDog: They may not have much flavour, but I gotta stay healthy.

Starting a new comic series, so here's Off Brand Comix #1! #offbrand #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart

🥤SodaDog🥤 (OPEN FOR WORK!!!)

@sodadogkarbonated.bsky.social

5 months ago

SodaDog sitting on a beanbag, reading a comic book with the Off Brand Logo, next to a table with two slices of pizza and a fizzy soda pop drink on it.

Off Brand will have its own comic series, going by Off Brand Comix! Join SodaDog and company in their crazy world of unpredictable happenings! #offbrand #offbrandseries #offbrandcomix #webcomic #furryart #anthro #ocart