Why I Opened a 529 College Fund Before Anyone Knew We Were Expecting midpointdad.com/2025/08/01/w...
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Why I Opened a 529 College Fund Before Anyone Knew We Were Expecting midpointdad.com/2025/08/01/w...
#MidpointDad #529 #CollegeSavings #MidlifeDad #OldDad
Today I trimmed my beard, only to realize hours later that I have a random long whitish hair sticking out of it that I missed...
#dadlife #olddad #beards
My baby groans when he stands up sometimes because I groan when I stand up all the time. #olddad
Did I seriously forget about Poo-Chi? 😂 At 24 weeks, Baby Z is about the size of this little robot dog and the size comparison is random as hell.
I think we’ve got a future best friend in the making. 🐾🤖
#FirstTimeDad #OldDad #FatherhoodJourney #Pregnancy #NewDad #BabyZ #24WeeksPregnant
4yo: If I needed you to fill up my water bottle you would, because you’re so old nothing can stop you.
…thanks, kid? #fouryearsold #olddad
After 11 years of not wearing glasses, I’m back on my bullshit, nearly entirely to read menus at dimly lit bars and bedtime stories to my daughter in her dimly lit room.
Getting old is absolute bullshit.
#OldDad
Taking applications for #queerdo #newdad because #olddad laughs at #mangomussolini and never takes me seriously.
#lucy #system #trans #wtf #dad #parents #generationaltrauma #trauma #why
Feeling my age. Spent the day listening to The Cure. Now Smashing Pumpkins from the 90s. Making burgers and fries for dinner and sipping a bourbon. #olddad.
I regret to inform you he is a frequent guest on an NPR weekend quiz show so he is squarely within the #olddad universe. (We had to text Joe’s sister and brother in law)
Me-" you guys getting crunk tonight ?"
Younger employees - "???"
Me- " I meant turnt up"
I'm getting old . . . #olddad