I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
โThomas A. Edison
#failuretrialanderror #inspirational #paraphrased #nevergiveup #liveyourlifetothefullest
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
โThomas A. Edison
#failuretrialanderror #inspirational #paraphrased #nevergiveup #liveyourlifetothefullest
"Consensus sequences based on two ONT reads showed a mean divergence of 1.37% from their SMRT counterpart. However, divergences dropped rapidly, averaging 0.03% when based on five reads; this value was well below our target (0.10%)." #paraphrased
doi.org/10.1111/1755...
Absolutely ๐ฏ! I remember seeing people with ring cameras in their homes and could not for the life of me figure out why anyone with half a brain would willingly consent to that kind of invasion of privacy. If security is more important to you than freedom, then you deserve neither.
#paraphrased
A response to ONT's post:
"P2 Solo is so accessible to small labs that it diverts sequencing work away from large service providers. These providers benefit from reduced accessibility and likely have a significant voice at ONT. This decision isn't about users, it's about money." ๐ค
#paraphrased
First Aid Kits: if you need it, you'll be glad to have it. If you didn't need it, you are having a great time. #paraphrased #profundity #getvaccinated
Every inch of my body
Every inch of my body
Every inch of my body
Covered in BEES
#lyrics #paraphrased #LoganWhitehurst
We have been working w our school agencies including the #SDUPD, #Superintendent, & #YouthServices to ensure family impacted have resources they need during this difficult time. Pls know our school grounds are safe spaces that cannot be accessed by ICE without a proper, signed warrants. #Paraphrased
'Amazon fuels fascism' #paraphrased
#SCOTUS unanimously rules that cops do not have an unlimited license to kill black people over a traffic stop. #paraphrased
"Agencies will be mandated to contact an agency controlled by a coalition partner before even getting to a briefing for their minister. Even if Seymour or his office have no interest in modifying said proposal, it gives them the useful political intelligence of issues and options." #paraphrased
If we were a (love) triangle, we'd be a cute one #paraphrased #bear #greekmen #whitesocks #hairylegs
"Daddy, daddy if you could only see
Oh, just how good i'll be treating you
You'd surrender yourself to me right now
'Cause I am in love
So pleaaaaaase"
#paraphrased #airportdaddy #90sjeans #gymdaddy
"Hi, I want to process gene counts into sums per gene in Excel, but it's taking too long. I added gaps between each gene name so that I don't make mistakes when counting, but it still takes several hours to do all the sums." #paraphrased #bioinformatics
#SeenOnReddit Don't invite women to a hotel late at night for a business meeting. Don't try to justify such invitations during an online streaming session watched by thousands. The things you say and don't say will be scrutinized ad-nauseum. #paraphrased
#SeenOnReddit "There is no silver bullet. Absolutely none. We have to do a whole lot of stuff. Hey, eyes here! Stop looking behind me at that shiny light-grey Land Value Tax that is conveniently rocket-shaped, but without fins." #paraphrased
#SeenOnReddit I'm not a racist GWAS researcher, it's... *those guys*... who collected the data that I'm analysing
#paraphrased
This discussion was started by me writing that if I re-did my PhD, "I would keep the hell away from population genetics"
#SeenOnReddit Ah yes, of course. The next obvious critical complaint about nanopore sequencing, once it gets better than all other technologies in all areas:
"Pfft. Nanopore sequencing? Too well established. No one cares about that now." #paraphrased
bernie: has a heart attack
everyone: "TAKE IT EASY, YOU'LL BE GREAT! KEEP GOIN!"
clinton: * falls/faints from exhaustion*
everyone: "TOO WEAK TO BE PREZ"
#Exhausting #Sexism (#Paraphrased from @hamhatch)