Yo:
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.
Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!
#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
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Yo:
Voy a poner suave la campana extractora para no despertar al bebé.
Los vecinos:
¡Excelente momento para hacer obras en casa y dar golpes!
#quieroirmealcampo #putosvecinos #pleasekillme
Let's call a root canal what it really is: mouth murder. -- guy who just got his mouth murdered.
#pleasekillme #dental #rootcanal #doesithurtwhenidothis #killthepain
gonna post myself out of this massive doom and gloom depression even if it kills me. #PleaseKillMe
Of 50 reviews I guess.
Shemp being my most watched actor says everything. #pleasekillme
If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe
That wraps up my chrono-listening update for today. Still doing the Who, starting the Rolling Stone top 500 but don't have a home for them. Blah blah blah #whogivesashit #pleasekillme
Selfishly this is bad news because ray-bans are one of the few brands that looks decent on my stupid big head. I already look like a racist uncle that yells about immigrants in videos recorded in their trucks, I need to add Cop and loser incel to the list? Oof. #PleaseKillMe
Considering the "Canons of Dort", it's no wonder that Christianity has a "Diet of Worms."
#Religion #ReligiousFreedom #Humor #ComedyForAVerySpecificTypeOfNerd #PleaseKillMe
Considering the "Canons of Dort", it's no wonder that Christianity has a "Diet of Worms."
#Religion #ReligiousFreedom #Humor #ComedyForAVerySpecificTypeOfNerd #PleaseKillMe
Managed to burn potato thanks to the 1000 yo house that needs unaffordable upgrades. #pleasekillme
Movie a day!
The Kino Blu of "Mom & Dad" included a bunch of shorts. This one directed by Oscar winner John Ford is the highest profile one. I'm never having sex again after this disc.
#Filmsky 📽 #PleaseKillMe
Sex Hygiene on Letterboxd boxd.it/aBZ9WD
Mutha fuckas really be testing my gangster today.
And on top of that my vape is out and I am too broke to go get a refill until Wednesday.
#pleasekillme
Das Gräser-Imperium schlägt zurück...
#heuschnupfen #pleasekillme
All the week off work I had last week did is reinforce the now non-stop intrusive thoughts now that I'm back at work. Barely getting through the days, and I'm only on the second. #PleaseKillMe
#abstract #furryart #weirdart #MSpaint #photoshop #pleasekillme #igiveup #ihateeverything #usmelllikepee
a dark toned , grayscale sketch of young robert and lorne staring out the balcony. its supposed to be night. yes. night. i will make the sky darker later on i promise. i just made it a little lighter cuz i cant see shit goodness. 💔 its cloudy though idk how to draw clouds and the moon is the symbol cause im incredibly lazy and stole the idea from grey. IM. SO SORRY. please dont cancel me. also there's "(imagine a bunch of buildings here)" written. the fact that i dont take this seriously is way too obvious stop it.. </3 robert has a jacket over his shoulders , smoking with his back turned to us. rude. lorne on the other hand is faceless– i didnt draw his face yet. its like 2 am in the morning ive been drawing for the past 7 hours and fell down the stairs once cut me some slack.
really rough wip that i felt like sharing. i would love suggestions on what else i should add or any type of criticism!
the alt text is so unserious pls ignore it's existence. 😭 #subparse #subparseruinedmylife #pleasekillme #thisissoass
Caller thinks taking Greenland and Canada is a smart move, because the global warming #MAGA doesn't believe in will naturally cause migration north! #cspanwj #cspan #pleasekillme
Down a person so I get to cover shipping in the back, and be first on the order phones up front. How? Who knows?!?! April fools on me I guess. #PleaseKillMe
Cover of the 1996 book Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk by Gillian McCain and Legs McNeil.
Choose 200 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 200 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
4/200
#gillianmccainandlegsmcneil #pleasekillme
#books #booksky
#200bookschallenge
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Looking forward to these *checks boarding pass*... 6 hours of layover tomorrow in piraréopordumonde (aka. CDG)
#PleaseKillMe
Let me tell you friends, today is a SUPER FUN DAY at work with all the tariff questions and zero answers. SUPER FUN!
#PleaseKillMe #SendNudes
Been wearing them as slippers for the last three years. Slip-ins. Game changer 😂 #pleasekillme
Maybe i should kill myself /hj
#JackboxFanart #JackboxGames #Roomerang #PleaseKillMe #Selfship #OcxCanon #Yumeship #Jackbox
They were totally right. I was overreacting. This is all sane and normal.
#PleaseKillMe
“The game within the game” #pleasekillme