Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: M/M
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
Relationships: Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Valentino & Velvette & Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
Characters: Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
Additional Tags: Comedy, Cannibalism Play, Cannibal Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Jealousy, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Blow Jobs With Teeth, Bad Decisions, Alcohol, Drunken Shenanigans, Masturbation, Velvette is So Done (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino Being Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino and Velvette and Vox Care About Each Other (Hazbin Hotel), Bad medical advice, Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work, Blood and Gore
Language: English Stats: Published: 2026-03-14 Updated: 2026-03-14 Words: 2,253 Chapters:1/5
not for consumption
by polillamaricona
Summary: If Vox had a nickel for every time he got his dick bitten off, he'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
not for consumption
ch 2/5
explicit, mind the tags and use common sense
#hazbinhotel #staticmoth (past #radiostatic)
Vox contemplates how he got into this mess by recalling the previous mess that incited it decades later.
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