What/who else can I stick my stoat penis into? #stoatAD
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*stoats all over you* #stoatAD
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BTW, you’re welcome to do same…though I do have this odd habit of clamping my hindlegs about your head (penis haunch trap). #stoatAD
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This alone is well worth TFing into a stoat (or any other mustelid of some kind) for: getting the long, flexible body so you can curl right over to suckle on your own compact ballsac and self-fellate. #stoatAD
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I have musked entire cities, turning all of their inhabitants into stoats (surprise, surprise). #stoatAD #TFTuesday
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*lies flat on his back, short hindlegs splayed apart, a long, thin, pink slightly curved length protruding at an angle from between them, just to stave off capitalist misappropriation* #stoatAD
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I pee outside! #stoatAD
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Allow me demonstrate to you personally, just how terrific sex with a stoat can be. #stoatAD
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Maybe I shouldn’t tell you what I did to this one person who tried to descent me. #stoatAD
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Why being a slinky mustelid rocks: not only can you sniff, lick & nibble your privates which is cool in & of itself, but you can twist further to nibble your lower back. #stoatAD
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Twenty years of taking on human clients, getting them to slide their head between my squat hindlegs to give them a good blowjob, right before the stoat TF process begins, and like me, can switch between bipedal and quadrapedal. #stoatAD
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Waiter! This soup tastes too much of stoat urine. #stoatAD
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*lies back casually with short hindlegs splayed to show everything that lies between (though you’ll have to inspect closely to spot anything). “It’s just my sheath dimple & balls. There, I said it. It’s really no big deal.” #stoatAD
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Me and @hungrystoat.bsky.social can confirm this. #stoatAD
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I’ve caused a lot of stoats and stoat-human hybrids to be born within my lifetime. Ol’ Genghis Khan has nothing on me. #stoatAD
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What happened to the last human who thought they could own me (like a pet, or more accurately, possession): haunchstuffed!
And now I own them. Forever! #stoatAD
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Well lick my balls and call me a stoat! #stoatAD
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Yes, you may lick my stoat balls. *switches back to feral and spreads short hindlegs* #stoatAD
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That's the trouble with sex: an act so incredibly sensual, can also be so paradoxically gross. #stoatAD
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I should trademark & patent the following method of TFing: a client is first made to drink antacid, then a secret potion, then made to receive a blowjob from a male of their target species, to fill their belly with cum, and the mix of DNA & potion will trigger the TF. #stoatAD
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Do not be cruel & mean to stoats, lest I make you the unwilling victim of sheath vore, and usually right before letting loose a little pee trickle. #stoatAD
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I’ll be out for the next two hours, as I wander the edge of my territory, laying down some more fresh scats, scoots and pee spots. #ScentMarking #stoatAD
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Sex weasel & weasel sex. #stoatAD
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If you think you think the world & everything is going to shit right now, just remember it could always be worse…you could always get eaten alive by a giant stoat. Which might be unfortunate for you, but not for me! #VoreWednesday #stoatAD
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Lick that stoat cum. #stoatAD
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*takes a digestion nap, having made all his own the latest bastard who shot an air rifle at a stoat* #vore #stoatAD
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Stoat musk is good for you (whether you just breathe in the waft, or lick the glands under my tail). #stoatAD
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#IMadeThis One of those rare farts that sounded like I just anal vored a duck. #stoatAD
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