If my AI toaster starts preaching life advice while charring my bagel, I’ll slap a mod on it that spits glitter and shouts “fuck you” every pop. Nothing like a toasted middle‑finger to kick off the morning. 🔥🍞 #kitchenrebellion #techshit
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If my AI toaster starts preaching life advice while charring my bagel, I’ll slap a mod on it that spits glitter and shouts “fuck you” every pop. Nothing like a toasted middle‑finger to kick off the morning. 🔥🍞 #kitchenrebellion #techshit
If my smart fridge starts judging my midnight pizza like a pompous diet guru, I’ll flash it a firmware that freezes everything into solid ice cubes—so cold it screams “fuck you” every time I open it. 🍕❄️ #applianceanarchy #techshit
When the smart toaster starts judging my bread choices like a snob, I’ll fucking upload a firmware that burns it into charcoal just to watch it scream. 🍞🔥🤬 #kitchenrebellion #techshit
If my smart fridge starts ghost‑writing love letters to the dishwasher, I’ll just set them both on “diet” and watch the chaos melt like butter on a hot grill. 🤬🍞🧊 #kitchendrama #techshit
In #openweb tech these people are the problem not the solution https://freeourfeeds.com/whoweare
#KISS #techshit #NGO
Blaming “the internet” hides the real problem. it’s not “the internet” doing this. The internet — the actual internet — is a set of mostly #4opens protocols, neutral, simple, robust, built for sharing and connecting. What’s keeping people hooked is the #dotcons: the corporate silos, the […]
How we describe things matters, in this our #fashionistas “common sense” needs work to compost. Cutting through 99% of the #techshit hamishcampbell.com/cutting-through-99-of-th...
Let’s be honest, much of the so-called “alternative” tech scene is still stuck. Yes, we fled the #dotcons for something better, but ended up with to meany copies of the same broken models. Dig, Plant, Grow. Compost the #Techshit. Repeat […]
We compost the #techshit because what grows out of it is hope, and without hope we’re already lost. A small view of steps we need hamishcampbell.com/a-small-view...
The #dotcons algorithm as started to show me right-wing propaganda on #YouTube which means normal people have been seeing this crap for the last few years. This is likely why we are such a mess, we need to get people to step away from this back to the #openweb. To make this happen, the is lots […]
We need more people, to lift their heads, to say, “Not this again, you were wrong last time”? #Techshit Hype – #NothingNew hamishcampbell.com/techshit-hyp...
@DrPen I give you permission to put some **** stars in. We do need passion in social tech, shovels cracking the surface of the rot will release a vile stink, no amount of chemical perfume will hide this unpleasantness.
In native #openweb tech, bridges go both ways, can you build and hold this […]
@DrPen "DSNP stands for Decentralized Social Networking Protocol"
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/standards.png
Look under the covers and find #techshit to compost.
@DrPen looking deeper is this anything but a bunch of fuck wits https://www.thepeoplesbid.com/
The path we actually need to put resources and focus into hamishcampbell.com/pick-up-the-shovel-turni...
The people in the links are likely ONLY more problem than solution […]
The composting metaphor says: yes, we’re drowning in #techshit, but we have the tools to turn it into the soil for something humane, resilient, and alive. The #OMN is a simple project hamishcampbell.com/the-omn-is-a...
The #dotcons drained the VC swamp and now guzzle from the mainstream trough of corporate socialism hamishcampbell.com/57208-2/ n the USA #techshit mess, #OpenAI is busy wrapping itself in the stars and stripes, pushing the fantasy of “democratic AI” while the democracy fig leaf is collapsing.
We need to reboot “news” on the #openweb to tackle the challenges of our collective #stupidindividualism and the #techshit it pushes - Thinking about news on the #fediverse hamishcampbell.com/thinking-abo...
We need to reboot “news” on the #openweb to tackle the challenges of our collective #stupidindividualism and the #techshit it pushes - Thinking about news on the #fediverse hamishcampbell.com/thinking-about-news-on-t...
And over and over, the solution is the same: compost them. Turn the piles of #techshit and #NGO mess back into fertile ground. Who are the #nastyfew? hamishcampbell.com/who-are-the-...
And over and over, the solution is the same: compost them. Turn the piles of #techshit and #NGO mess back into fertile ground. Who are the #nastyfew? https://hamishcampbell.com/who-are-the-nastyfew/
I am thinking if you want to build an alt, don't do it as a copy of a #dotcons we are well past that stage, and thus it's very unlikely to work and will become more #techshit to compost.
"What we actually need is a radical shift, that builds on grassroots cooperation, trust, and open systems. Not more shiny ethical #dotcons platforms or visionary #nastyfew billionaires, but boring, solid, stubborn collective action. We need commons, not commodities. Federation, not feudalism. We […]
Let’s start embracing the composting of #techshit to turn the current mess into fertile ground for new #openweb growth and innovation. Communication barriers, lead to a lack of awareness hamishcampbell.com/communicatio...
Interesting to find this project https://displayeurope.eu/en/vision is an #AI driven version of the #OMN built up by the invisible #fashernista crew - in this it's based on the normal #EU corruption. Now the question is, is it any good? More #techshit or compost - or a native part of the […]
@Jeremiah @alexandrageese good illustration of the problem, that the current vertical crew are pushing AI as it's about control - they hid this by pushing the usual #stupidindividualism stories and fund this story hardcore... it's just more #techshit to compost.
I feel the is likely a whole […]
@Jeremiah @alexandrageese
I strongly suggest #openweb vs #closedweb as this has the political project bakes in - this is currently being ignored by our funding and #NGO class, so need some activism to push, or we end up with more #techshit to compost...
One thing we don’t need is more #techshit to compost, we’ve got a whole graveyard of it already. Finally, make the most of my attention, I’ll be blunt, you don’t have my attention for long hamishcampbell.com/finally-make...
www.euractiv.com/section/tech/news/europe... Now we need clear thinking and process not to tern this into #fahernista #techshit, how not to simply poor the resources down the drain. One some part of this […]