Latest posts tagged with #textposts on Bluesky
Screenshot from the end of The Secret of Monkey Island. Guybrush is squirting LeChuck with a bottle of root beer that fell out of a grog machine in Stan's shipyard. A text post is pasted on top that says, "whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are opposites. explode"
Screenshot from The Curse of Monkey Island, showing a closeup of Guybrush and Elaine's hands as he puts the cursed diamond ring on her finger. text post is pasted on top that says, "me: *gets a bad idea*. me: great idea".
Screenshot from The Curse of Monkey Island. Wally has just told Elaine that the ring Guybrush gave her looks like the cursed ring that was in LeChuck's treasure hold, and she's frowning at Guybrush. Text message balloons are pasted on top so that Guybrush says, "What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible" and then corrects the last word to "irresistible".
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. Guybrush is chasing down LeChuck through the lava caverns underneath Monkey Island. He raises both fists and shouts. A text post is pasted on top that says, "I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO!!!!! anyways".
Screenshot from Tales of Monkey Island, chapter 3, Lair of the Leviathan. Morgan LeFlay, disillusioned with Guybrush, tosses her souvenir signed picture of him aside. A text post is pasted on top that says "Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but I stopped romanticizing you in my head and realized you kinda suck ass."
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. LeChuck is standing at his desk in his ship's cabin, facing the viewer, looking displeased. A tweet is pasted on top that says, "i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like 'oh tortures bad', 'it's ineffective' fuck off".
Screenshot from The Curse of Monkey Island. Guybrush leans out of the gun port on LeChuck's ship to see newly dismembered Murray the skull floating in the ocean on a piece of broken wood. A tweet is pasted near Murray that says, "feel free to dress slutty at my funeral. it's what i would have wanted".
Screenshot from The Secret of Monkey Island. In the governor's mansion, Elaine is walking away from Guybrush after he sputtered his way through not being able to talk to her. A tumblr text post is pasted on top that says, "you should be able to say 'line' if you don't know what to say in a social situation".
A screenshot from The Curse of Monkey Island. Guybrush has just cut the restraining rope on the cannon in the gun deck of LeChuck's ship and the freeze-frame catches him in the middle of being blasted out through the door, body and limbs all stretched out making it very obvious he's an animated cartoon. A tweet is pasted on top that says, "don't ask me for a 5 year plan, I live my life day to day like I'm a cartoon character."
A screenshot from Monkey Island 2 LeChuck's Revenge. Rapp Scallion, lying in his coffin, gives a thumbs-up. A text post pasted on top says, "Taking secrets to your grave is the best! You've taken 'em everywhere else, might as well finish the job!"
Screenshot from the Sea of Thieves Tall Tale "The Legend of Monkey Island." Governor Guybrush is asleep at his desk in the mansion on Melee Island. A text post is pasted on top that says, "I know it's unhealthy to live in your own dream world but like... it's safe, bitch".
Screenshot from The Secret of Monkey Island. Guybrush and his mutinous crew have just arrived at Monkey Island, which can be seen in the distance. A Tumblr text post is pasted on top that says, "c'mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedtly and no one follows me*".
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. It's a closeup look at LeChuck's motivational onboarding pamphlet. According to it, some of the ways to "Follow LeChuck's Lead" are "Throw Tantrums", "Destroy the Beautiful", and "Commit Bodily Harm". A tumblr text post is pasted on top that says, "if you're in a tough situation and don't know what to do, immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice (heart emoji)".
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. At the end of the game, Guybrush is sitting alone on a park bench, looking thoughtful. A text post is pasted on top that says, "the real plot twist is emotional maturity".
Screenshot from the special edition of The Secret of Monkey Island. It's a wide shot of the interior of the Scumm Bar with its many drunken pirates. A tumblr tag is pasted on top that says, "#human nature is just continually poisoning ourselves for fun".
Screenshot from Monkey Island 2. Guybrush and Wally are chained up by their wrists in the torture chamber in LeChuck's fortress, and LeChuck is haranguing them. A text post is pasted on top that says, "not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where i'm looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions."
Screenshot from Tales of Monkey Island chapter 2, The Siege of Spinner Cay. Guybrush and Elaine talk to Chieftain Beluga in their hot-tub throne. A text post broken into three pieces is pasted on top. Near Beluga: "Woman: aw he's so cute". Elaine: "me: thanks he's a rescue". Guybrush: "my boyfriend: stop telling people that".
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. Guybrush has just walked through the archway on Lookout Point and stands behind the lookout, as he did at the beginning of The Secret of Monkey Island. A text post is pasted on top that says, "not my prodigal ass returning".
Screenshot from Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge. Guybrush is in the act of stealing Wally's monocle. Text message bubbles are pasted on top so that Wally says to Guybrush, "I could strangle you". Guybrush replies, "You aren't tall enough". Wally retorts, "You've sunk low enough for me to reach".
Screenshot from Tales of Monkey Island. Morgan LeFlay is threatening Guybrush with her sword at his throat. A text post is pasted on top that says, "this is awkward but they sent me here to maim you".
A screenshot from Escape from Monkey Island. Guybrush has just been marooned on Monkey Island and is lying face-down in the sand on the beach. A text post is pasted on top that says, "in light of recent events, fuck".
Screenshot from Escape from Monkey Island. Guybrush, LeChuck, and Ozzie Mandrill are in the governor's mansion on Melee Island. Guybrush is taunting LeChuck by waving his wedding ring in LeChuck's face. A text post is pasted on top near Guybrush that says, "i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch".
A screenshot from Tales of Monkey Island, at the end of Chapter 5. Elaine is happily embracing Guybrush while Reginald Van Winslow looks on from the background, smiling. A text post is pasted on top that says, "the three genders: male wife, girlboss, and silly rabbit".
![Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. Guybrush, having just been pushed off a cliff, lies cartoonishly mangled on the tree stump he landed on. Elaine kneels next to him, looking concerned. A tweet cut into two pieces is pasted on top. Near Elaine it says, "wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium" Next to Guybrush is "me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pjh6veqlyc42adc2ehj7mt65/bafkreidugtyf4irdk6myungeduebdji2oeseyuqhbgl6plmakhywp7cbwe)
Screenshot from Return to Monkey Island. Guybrush, having just been pushed off a cliff, lies cartoonishly mangled on the tree stump he landed on. Elaine kneels next to him, looking concerned. A tweet cut into two pieces is pasted on top. Near Elaine it says, "wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium" Next to Guybrush is "me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick"
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Screenshot from The Secret of Monkey Island. Guybrush is sword-fighting a random pirate on the road on Melee Island. A tweet is pasted on top that says, "Sick injury bro. Would be a shame if I added insult to it".
Screenshot of Tales of Monkey Island. Guybrush holds the treasure map leading to Dark Ninja Dave. It shows a path that wends from a well to a burial spot, each step marked by a different animal like a wild pig or a monkey. A text post is pasted on top that says, "when people give me directions and say you can't miss it, buddy you have no idea what I'm capable of".
#Threads is introducing “#ghostposts,” a new feature allowing users to share ephemeral #textposts that #disappear after #24hours. This feature aims to reduce the pressure of permanence and encourage #spontaneousconversations, while also providing a more #privateengagement space within the public…
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Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel flying around looking goofy overlaid with a skeet saying “[straying from gods light] HAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEE! hahahaha”
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