“He stumbled, stepping on the turtle’s shell. There was the sound of a loud crach and an equally large stain. Donatello was no more.”
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“He was the prophet of doom. He worked at Bethesda.”
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“They named him Wayne because he never waxed.”
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“He was so shallow that even his blood was dry.”
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“Blood is the energy drink of vampires.”
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“Life is cheap. That’s why keeping you alive is so expensive.”
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“He brought water to a firefight.”
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“You’re just shy of being just another brick in the wall.”
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“The journey of life can take a lifetime.”
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“He had an occluded front.”
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“He was a contract killer. His job was to go in to.a corporation and kill any contracts the company suggested that weren’t beneficial to its workers.”
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“What’s your nickname?”
“Nick.”
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“He had many friends, all of whom he knew. His enemies numbered more, with those he had no clue.”
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“He woudl be an evil genius if he were smart. As it is, he’s an idiot genius. Those are so annoyingly dangerous you don’t care how evil they may be.”
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“Keep firing. They’ll either die or find another job.”
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“Never bring a shotgun to a wedding.”
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“The dentist pulled out the Bluetooth.”
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“He fell from grace. He surmised that falling from Carol was safer since she knew how to pack a parachute.”
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“With great relief comes great relaxation.”
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“A book with no name is like a horse. Everyone is interested in its spine.”
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The ship sank to the bottom of the sea. Sinking to the bottom of a desert would have been inconvenient.”
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“If you feel seen, you should put some clothes on.”
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“Always pander to a panda. It suppresses the animal’s innate pandemonium.”
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“If you ‘roll with it’ you’re already wrapped around the thing you’re rolling with.”
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“He was between a rock and a hard place—marriage and lust.”
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“He’s like the guy who declares he never throws stones, until he does.”
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“Tarantula Rex”
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“When you walk into a bar, you’re drunk. You’re supposed to go into a bar sober, and walk out of a bar drunk..”
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“If you insult everyone, that’s fine. If you miss insulting someone, you’re a bigot.”
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“He was as sodded as the last sodded guy.”
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