still got it, hell yeah #timestamp
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Reminder… #timestamp
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Gigafactory Mexico (and all other vaporware GFs planned internationally) have been shelved indefinitely.
PS: I wouldn’t be surprised if Tesla shrinks the existing GF in Germany, since Tesla’s EV sales in Europe have been so poor since Q12025. Lots of overcapacity in Berlin.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
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I’m going to go as far as to say that the USA massively overplayed their hand with this.
Get ready for the long haul (years).
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What he did to Iran’s leadership -is probably going to come back to us here in the states.
Here’s a prediction: if Ja-Forbid were attacked by Iran during a Democratic administration -the Republicans are going to blame democrats all day everyday as if the world began on January 20th 2029.
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Chamath.
A sleazy SPAC pump guy with zero remorse or regrets. His EQ and empathy levels must be near zero… #timestamp
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9/9 bets corrects so far. 🚨
Now predicting “boots on the ground in Iran” before year’s end. He/she was either very lucky so far… or. #timestamp
I can’t believe that all these new “prediction” (LOL, it’s betting…plain and simple) markets like Polymarket or Kalshi still aren’t regulated better.
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He is clearly unwell. #timestamp
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![McFranchisee [UNOFFICIAL]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/avatar/plain/did:plc:fwxdsgc5nqxmb4lw3uqrbrvn/bafkreidyj5q2ma4hfbsqdiw745qecbaydvalmgdub2bxpzrgly2uvcxpvy)
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He is taking this seriously:
“Bezos is co-chief executive, his first management role since stepping down as Amazon’s chief executive in 2021, and is active in day-to-day operations, according to people familiar with the matter.”
Softbank/Masa and Elon copy-pasting this venture wen? #timestamp
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“Waymo can never ever scale!” - Teslarian Folk Legend.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
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“Tesla’s justification for this latest delay, that it couldn’t determine the number of files until the incident list was done, raises questions about how the company organizes and accesses its own safety data.”
Sounds like a parody sketch. Do they have paper files in the basement?
$TSLA #timestamp
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“Saylor solved the retirement crisis for millions…”
This already isn’t aging well. #timestamp
Saylor and his crypto pumpers will lead millions of gullible believers into a financial disaster. $MSTR $MSTRQ $STRC
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Where’s Optimus? What are all these pesky humans still doing on the Tesla factory floors?
Since Tesla’s Optimus will be able to outperform even the best surgeons in ~3 yrs (Elon said), it should be quite simple for Optimus to manufacture a few EVs in 2026+, no?
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I don’t see Palantir $PLTR winning this (in court and especially PR-wise). #timestamp
Au contraire, a “Barbra Streisand effect” is pretty much a given after their David vs Goliath lawsuit targeting Republik.
Another good recent Republik article on Palantir:
www.republik.ch/2025/12/09/w...
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For example (link above):
Why is $PLTR pushing so hard to attack a Swiss-German online newspaper with a relatively tiny distribution? More corpses in the closet in other countries? #timestamp
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Case of beers for you if this happens #TimeStamp
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The X hellsite timeline sometimes creates funny sequences.
Elon can’t sell his EVs any longer (and Tesla’s EV model pipeline is empty), but he promises everyone can “travel to the Moon” soon.
Oh, the irony. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
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Is there a point in time when even the most die-hard $TSLA pumpers finally think:
Okay, maybe $ARKK Cathie Wood went a little overboard with her new $100 TRILLION projection for Tesla!?
Tesla at 100 TRILLION USD has to be her final “jump the shark valuation moment”, no?
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PPS: Musk also keeps contradicting himself on the state and the progress of his Optimus bots lately.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
A vast web of lies is always hard to maintain:
“Musk admits no Optimus robots are doing ‘useful work’ at Tesla — after claiming otherwise”
electrek.co/2026/01/28/m...
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There’s only one remaining question imo (as long as the SEC remains asleep at the wheel):
When will DriveTime (and/or other related $CVNA parties) face credit exhaustion or default due to over-leveraging on Carvana’s debt?
That’s it. The clock is ticking. $CVNAQ #timestamp
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Hilarious Tesla BS during the latest conference call - key execs can’t keep their lies straight and start contradicting themselves…. 🤣
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
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Elon doing deals with Elon - also remember that Tesla was supposed to be the global leader in AI? Good times.
Mocking every corporate governance rule out there... $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
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Also still worth reading:
“Get ready for a spectacular IPO boom from the big beasts of Silicon Valley
SpaceX, OpenAI and Anthropic will break new ground — potentially with the scale of their losses”
The Trinity Bubble of 2026. #timestamp
(FT, Dec 2025)
www.ft.com/content/6f00...
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This insane planned SpaceX IPO valuation at around $1.5 TRILLION (!!!) is very good news for SpaceX rivals like $RKLB and $ASTS.
(Plus others like Blue Origin and Stoke Space, but these aren’t listed companies… yet.). #timestamp
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“Tesla earnings are just hours away. Here's what matters most…”
What matters most?
Elon’s continued ability to lie and announce new fantasy products and dates - and his gullible investors’ appetite to believe in all this BS. That’s it.
$TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
www.marketwatch.com/livecoverage...
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How is the $TRUMP coin doing?
All the #MAGAMorons buying into his crypto pumps are getting fleeced. #timestamp
As expected.
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