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Meet the Bombs (Again) — the sentient AI war machines from Clueless that just want everyone to get along. Mostly.
☄️ Read the full blog post here: theorionspur.com/blog/what-ar...
🧠 Clueless launches August 14 — free in Kindle Unlimited!
#TrunkLine #Clueless #BookLaunch #SciFiHumor

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Clueless: Trunk Line Book Three - Tales of the Orion Spur (Trunk Line - tales of the Orion spur 3) Amazon.com: Clueless: Trunk Line Book Three - Tales of the Orion Spur (Trunk Line - tales of the Orion spur 3) eBook : O'Neill, Dave: Kindle Store

The Kind delegation may look like a group of cuddly pups, but trust us: behind that wagging tail is a ten-point procedural checklist and a tactical awareness of your dinner plan.

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#TrunkLine #SciFiHumor #KindDiplomacy #Clueless #HerderClan #DogAliens #KindleUnlimited

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Finder - captain of the Long Bone, a Retriever salvage and cargo ship

Finder - captain of the Long Bone, a Retriever salvage and cargo ship

"If it used to be yours, get over it."
- Retriever Clan Mission Statement

Finder didn’t steal it. He just found it.

You didn't lose it you say? Oh. LOOK! Squirrel!

#TrunkLine #TheKind #RetrieverLogic #booksky

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Symbles v. Bureaucracy: No score - draw - win on penalties | The Orion Spur Captain Tim Symbles is a veteran Free Trader. That means he can out-bluff a customs officer, fake half a dozen permits on the fly, and smuggle a case of Ocula Juice past three border worlds.But fill o...

Symbles vs. Bureaucracy:
8 forms. 42 errors.
7 explosions.
0 regrets.

#TrunkLine is on Kindle & Kindle Unlimited now.

It's crew week!

theorionspur.com/blog/symbles...

Straight to the books > tinyurl.com/trunk-line-s...

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Elle Ramsbottom: Engineer, Enigma, and Possibly a Ghost | The Orion Spur The Astra is held together by duct tape, luck, and one very elusive engineer: Elle Ramsbottom.Nobody’s quite sure what Elle is.Technically human? Probably.Physically present? Rarely.Fully explainable ...

It's Astra crew week! Today, meet Elle...

theorionspur.com/blog/elle-ra...

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#scifi #trunkline #cluelesslaunch #booksky

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Shanda’s Guide to Navigation, Trinkets, and Tactical Eye Rolls | The Orion Spur The Astra’s most competent crew member. Not necessarily hard, but in her case, well earnedIn a crew full of questionable choices, Shanda Shale is the rare exception: actually good at her job.Astrogati...

It's meet the crew week for the Astra...

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#trunkline #booksky #clueless #scifi

Or jump straight to buying or reading for free on Kindle Unlimited: tinyurl.com/trunkline

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“Mary Forthwrightington – Of Course That’s Not Her Real Name” | The Orion Spur If Mary Forthwrightington tells you her name, it’s probably not true. But it’s definitely stylish.Born Clash, on the weird and not entirely mainstream world of Trapia, she has been known by many alias...

Today's character spotlight: Mary Forthwrightington. Spy, lover, thief… possibly all at once.

The Astra’s most dangerous crew member isn’t the one with a gun.

She’s the one with a plan.

#TrunkLine #Clueless #SciFiBooks #booksky

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Sighing, he flipped open his palm screen, glancing at the messages and the missed calls. One stuck out. He swore.
“Ulaula?” He looked up.
“Yes, Your Excellency?”
“Where is the fucking bar?”
“Which one, Sira?”
“Good answer, good answer,” Symbles conceded. He looked at the messages again. “The Back Nine?”
“I’ll take you, Your Excellency.”

Sighing, he flipped open his palm screen, glancing at the messages and the missed calls. One stuck out. He swore. “Ulaula?” He looked up. “Yes, Your Excellency?” “Where is the fucking bar?” “Which one, Sira?” “Good answer, good answer,” Symbles conceded. He looked at the messages again. “The Back Nine?” “I’ll take you, Your Excellency.”

WIP - trying to get through this, have identified 3 sections missing so far. Sigh.

#clueless #trunkline #wip #booksky #writing

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Tastes Like Adventure. And Maybe a Little Disaster | The Orion Spur Life aboard a Free Trader isn’t glamorous. The coffee tastes like recycled ambition, the food gets printed (badly), and your roommate might be part elephant, part super-computer, all irritating. But s...

Printed burritos. Awful coffee. Dodgy nav data. Artifacts with opinions.

Tastes like adventure.

And maybe a little disaster.

theorionspur.com/blog/tastes-...

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#Booksky #SciFy #TrunkLine #SpaceLunch #shamelessselfpromotionsaturday

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Tasted like chicken... | The Orion Spur What did reptoids eat?According to Fetch!, the answer might hit a little too close to home. Because when an ancient alien shrugs and says, “Tastes like chicken,” they’re not talking about wings and a ...

"Tasted Like Chicken..."
"Doesn't it all?"
"True that..."

theorionspur.com/blog/tasted-...

#scifi #cluelesslaunch #trunkline #booksky

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Fetch! Like a truly funny Iain M Banks 5 stars...

Fetch! Like a truly funny Iain M Banks 5 stars...

And now a word from the other end of the review spectrum...

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#booksky #scifi #trunkline #indieauthors #shamelessselfpromotion

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Flag of the Free Trader Alliance
https://tinyurl.com/trunk-line-series

Flag of the Free Trader Alliance https://tinyurl.com/trunk-line-series

Caffeine. Contraband. Paperwork nobody’s seen in years.
The Free Trader Alliance isn’t a government. It’s a vibe.

tinyurl.com/trunk-line-s...

#Booksky #SciFy #TrunkLine #FTA #SpaceLogisticsChaos

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The Reptoids didn’t disappear.
They just went quiet.
And everything they left behind? Still humming.

🔗 amzn.to/3zUsER3

#Booksky #SciFy #SpaceMystery #TrunkLine

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There was no serene moment this time... | The Orion Spur (Or: How to Wake Up Wrong in Space)Captain Tim Symbles lives for that perfect moment — the first breath after jump, when time resets, the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, and the universe hasn’t gone wron...

"There was no serene moment this time."
Captain Symbles wakes up mid-crash, mid-headache, mid-what now?
Jump sickness, system failure, and a planet full of problems — welcome back to the Astra.
#TrunkLine #ExcerptTease #SpaceChaos #booksky

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"Helped create an AI overload, now it's pissed I didn't tickle it's tummy..."

#trunkline #puns #clueless

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Tim Symbles. Not the hero we asked for. Not the one we expected. But definitely the one we asked for.

Middle aged guy stuck on a game base being used by powers he doesn't understand.

Tim Symbles. Not the hero we asked for. Not the one we expected. But definitely the one we asked for. Middle aged guy stuck on a game base being used by powers he doesn't understand.

Tim Symbles. Not the hero we asked for. Not the one we expected. But definitely the one we're stuck with.

#CluelessCountdown #TrunkLine #FTA #booksky

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