Latest posts tagged with #yerdoinitwrong on Bluesky
I have ALWAYS been an advocate for equality and a supporter of the those who practice the Jewish faith. That said, there's NO DENYING Netanyahu is a MONSTER guilty of MULTIPLE war crimes including GENOCIDE. 👀 #fuckthatputo #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
The republicans told me if I voted for Kamala, inflation would skyrocket and we'd end up at war. Turns out they were right. I voted for Kamala and here we are... 👀 #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Well, if you ever wanted to hold up a bank in West Bloomfield, Michigan this would be your chance! Seriously, though... Fuck these xenophobes... 👀 #loveoneanother #dountoothers #itmatters #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Oh, you think this little kerfuffle in Iran is bad? Just wait 'til Melania get snubbed at the Oscars... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Okay... So, let me get this straight. Trump replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with another Ayatollah Khamenei? Am I getting this right? 👀 #blesshisheart #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Oh... So, Kristi Noem is OUT as Homeland Security Secretary? You don't say... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
It needs to be pointed out that every fuqin $ funding Netanyahu's war with Iran is a $ that isn't being spent on programs helping American citizens survive in THIS country. #AmericaFirst my ass. 👀 #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
I'm in charge of the cake for a gender reveal party. So, I got a chocolate cake with blue and pink frosting.
....and now we wait. 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
182 days of January and it felt like it would NEVER end. Woke up today and it's 1 month until my birthday. GTFOH!!! Christmas is on the way!!! 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
UNPOPULAR OPINION: The middle urinal is the best option. CHOOSE THE MIDDLE URINAL... 👀🍆💦 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Okay, so we're ILLEGALLY liberating the people of Iran. Fine. Got it.
...but WHEN do I get my tariff money back!?!! And we still haven't forgotten about THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! 👀 #noseriously #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
How about these data centers using the wealth they're generating to move their operations off planet and into orbit where it's so cold they won't need all our water to operate. Oh, wait... That's Skyet. Right? My bad... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Aliens are real, and them tariffs are illegal. So, what comes tomorrow? Anybody care to gander a guess?? 👀 #noseriously #asking4afriend #itsme #immyfriend #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Trump needs to refund us all that tarrif money we've been paying!! I expect a check, and it better be from his personal account!!
CRY HARDER, BITCH!!! 👀 #jussayin #sorrynotsorry #notmypresident #fuckthatputo #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
My entire inner dialog today is about the supposed existence of people who don't have an inner dialog. #noseriously WTF!?!! 👀 #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Multimillionaire on TV asking me to donate towards saving homeless dogs and cats is so onbrand here in the USofA. Why don't you, the dude with the $$$, donate for me? Thanks... 👀 #murica🇺🇸 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
I've heard it said that children are an inconvenient consequence of love. Well, most of them maybe. All MY favorites are the product of a drunken night filled with frivolity and poor decisions... 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #ijusmadethisshitup #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Okay, fine! The rumors are TRUE! I'll admit it–
I didn't get to watch the Super Bowl Halftime Show b/c I was on the field dresses up as a stand of sugar cane!!!
Fine. There, you have it! Happy? 👀
#myINFAMOUSlife #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Okay, I get it. I watched Bad Bunny at the halftime show and it turns out he's not even a real bunny!! It's no wonder some people were so upset! At least Kid Rock is a kid AND a rock!!
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#ridefast #takechances #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
The existence of a "Super Bowl" suggests the existence of an "Inferior Bowl", and that's no doubt the one that has Kid Rock's halftime performance... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #SuperBowlLX #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
If there's any way I can save you the suffering, I'd warn you to avoid the movie "Iron Lung" at all cost! Go see "Melania" instead. Seriously. At least you'd have something to poke fun of after the fact... 👀 #notquitedeadyet #noseriously ##myINFAMOUSlife #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
In all seriousness, and I'm not known for that, keep Savannah Guthrie family in your prayers. I suspect this won't end well, but in my thoughts I'm trying to manifest a better reality... ❤️ #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
People don't canoodle like they used to and we really need to bring that back... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
After scanning through everything that's been released with the latest A.I. software, I'm proud to announce that my name is nary mentioned once in the #EpsteinFiles!! Yo' boy is INFAMOUSLY innocent! #ridefast #takechances #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Some day, in the future, when we look back and ask how this civil war started, remember: it first started with the murder of Renee Good and officially launched by the murder of Alex Pretti. 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
So fun! Something is shorting in my steering wheel. The cruise control started honking when you try to use it. Now, the horn just goes off randomly when you turn the wheel. Had a dude get out of his car to confront me!!! 👀 #notquitedeadyet ##noseriously #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
How many more months of January do we have left? 👀 #noseriously #fuqthisshit #asking4afriend #notquitedeadyet #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
E'rbody hoping for snow, but knowing it's ice and destruction that's coming for us. Guess I'll see y'all on the other side. Stay warm... 👀 #ridefast #takechances #notquitedeadyet #noseriously #ucantmakethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
Look. It's only natural that Trump would want to take Greenland. He needs more ICE to fulfill his racist/xenophobic agenda, and Greenland has a LOT of ice! 👀 #ucantmakethisshitup #noseriously #ijusmadethisshitup #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
I'm at the point in my 2000 Ford F250's life where I no longer have a monthly truck payment, but I kinda sorta have a monthly truck payment... 👀 #fixorrepairdaily #notquitedeadyet #justshootme #noseriously #myINFAMOUSlife #imINFAMOUS #letsbeINFAMOUStogether #yerdoinitwrong
