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Xhekaj not Xhekaj's #Autocorrect 🤦‍♂️

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Daily giggles (1 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Chocolate #Voices #LionSleepsTonight #GoingPlaces #Asylum #Autocorrect #CapsLock

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Maybe carless too. #autocorrect

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Yes, autocorrect, surely I must mean "rein spection" rather than "reinspection" that makes total sense thanks ever so much

#Apple #autocorrect #writing

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Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

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Autocorrect my biggest helper and nemesis

#gamewriting #momentomarionet
#autocorrect

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Comic showing a very startled horse. Behind him, a man with the back half of a two-person horse costume has his head in the horse's backside. Standing behind the man is another man in the front half of that horse costume. He says, "Dude. I'm over here."

Creator: 
Tundra Comics by Chad Carpenter

Comic showing a very startled horse. Behind him, a man with the back half of a two-person horse costume has his head in the horse's backside. Standing behind the man is another man in the front half of that horse costume. He says, "Dude. I'm over here." Creator: Tundra Comics by Chad Carpenter

I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]

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Real. When have I ever typed DUCK?

#autocorrect #annoying #technology

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Jules Winnfield (played by badass Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction in the "Say that one more time, I DARE YOU" scene, where Jules has his hand cannon aimed at Brett's head and dares him to say "What?" again. 

              JULES
                         Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" 
                         again!  I dare ya, I double dare ya 
                         motherfucker, say "What" one more 
                         goddamn time!

Except here Jules is about to shoot his computer for auto correcting what he typed one more time.

Jules Winnfield (played by badass Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction in the "Say that one more time, I DARE YOU" scene, where Jules has his hand cannon aimed at Brett's head and dares him to say "What?" again. JULES Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time! Except here Jules is about to shoot his computer for auto correcting what he typed one more time.

I'm trying to type the word `part.revision` in our wiki because this is a database field I'm trying to document.

It keeps #autocorrect ing this to `part. Revision` because it thinks I'm actually starting a new sentence and am too stupid to add the space and capitalize the first word.

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Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

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Posts of yore:

@kellalena
According to #autocorrect, I need to get my shirt together.

@rodlacroix
Inventor of hotel room #coffee: What if you could drink Hell?

@NiceLittleWife
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have the house to yourself for a few hours

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Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

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Apparently the world is going to hell in a handbag.
#AutoCorrect

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So #Apple #iOS #autocorrect and spellcheck will now fix spellings of fictional character names like Targaryen but i need to put hot strings in manually for “I’m” and “I’ll”? Why yes, typing those two letters followed by a space obviously means I was typing “imaginary”.

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First panel: [leader with torch shouting] WHAT DO WE WANT?
Second panel: [crowd shouting] AN END TO AUTOCORRECT ERRORS!
Third panel: [leader] WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Fourth panel: [crowd shouting] COW!

First panel: [leader with torch shouting] WHAT DO WE WANT? Second panel: [crowd shouting] AN END TO AUTOCORRECT ERRORS! Third panel: [leader] WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Fourth panel: [crowd shouting] COW!

#proofreading #autocorrect

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I had no idea that my phone somehow autocorrected "best on" to "Beaton" but now I'm calling the weight-lock bar as a "Beaton" which was created by the early weightlifter Alice Beaton of Yorkshire.

#AutoCorrect #Beaton

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Dear #autocorrect. I’m never ending sentences with “rights” it’s always “right?” Sincerely,
every one, rights

#joke #funny #correct #ai #auto

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AI #Autocorrect.

Now with added strength-of-character recognition‼️

#YearOfTheHorse

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"Predictive Text Has Become My Worst Enema" Greeting Card for Sale by taiche Predictive Text Has Become My Worst Enema is a bold text design mocking the technology and the unpredictability of predictive text. Perfect for those who have not evolved at the same pace as technolog...

#Autocorrect really chose #chaos today 😂
#PredictiveText Has Become My Worst Enema #greetingcard by #taiche on #redbubble — awkward, unhinged, and painfully relatable. Perfect for anyone who’s been betrayed by their keyboard. www.redbubble.com/i/greeting-c...

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#Autocorrect the infected anal wart of TwiXXer.

#Everyone #Everywhere #AllTheTime

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Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

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Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

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If I had a dollar for every time Microsoft Word tried to change "cock" to "clock," I'd be a lot closer to quitting my day job.

#erotica #romance #autocorrect #writing #smut #romancecommunity

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Laitoin vai laiton?

AC päätti sen olevan laiton.

#autocorrect #iPhone

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Times New Resistance — Abby Haddican Times New Resistance is a font that autocorrects the autocrats. Download, distribute, disrupt! Free, just like America used to be.

DELIGHTFUL GOOD TROUBLE !FONT!
#autocorrect #autocrats #goodtrouble #designthinking #resist #redact #repeat #install #fun

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Julia is standing behind a burning computer. An anvil is hitting her on the head. Text: I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word. The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

Julia is standing behind a burning computer. An anvil is hitting her on the head. Text: I hate the way autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word. The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

I hate the way #autocorrect manages to choose the wrong word.

The price of intelligibility is consonant vigilante.

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Because Barbecue - Kelli Jae Baeli Something has to be done. If I see an autocorrect suggestion for my inevitable mangling of the word “because” again that offers: “barbecue” as a replacement, I think I will scream. Yes, my typing has become atrocious in recent years. Yes, I feel that autocorrect is a handy tool, overall. But dammit. Why “barbecue?” Autocorrect may be high-technology, but it doesn’t have an actual rational brain, does it? If it did, it would know that I DID NOT mean to say, “I couldn’t type correctly barbecue my fingers are getting old.” Why would I want to barbecue my fingers? (Except … Continue reading →

#Autocorrect #humor
https://kellijaebaeli.com/because-barbecue/

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Neugeskeetet, #AutoCorrect ist auch ein bißchen fiebrig glaube, weil Kopfsportler. 🥸

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Among all the absolute worthless baloney #AI features they try to shove down our throats, they still haven't told #autocorrect that the letter i standing alone in a sentence should be capitalized, and that nobody ever wants an s all by itself; it should be an a.

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Autocorrect…

Autocorrect…

Sigh. After all these years, Apple’s autocorrect still does this. Yet, I’ve never ever used the word in any of my typing or work … I guess it’s trying to tell me something.

#apple #autocorrect #failure

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