When you say, "The pleasure is all mine." you're not being polite, you're being selfish.
Learn to share people!
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Is it weird to dress up as Santa Claus? Maybe, if it's Halloween. Or Easter. Or any month other than December.
#joke #Halloween #Christmas
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There is a reason my stomach is this large. At some point they'll want me to seppuku and my hope is that the blade won't be able to cut deeply enough to hurt me.
And then I drop a smoke bomb and run away.
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Page 1/3 Jack and Herbert are crawling through the desert. They are starving and almost completely dehydrated. Death is imminent. They run into the dead camel, which started their whole ordeal. Jack: HERBERT! LOOK! IT’S OUR DEAD CAMEL! WE’VE BEEN GOING IN A CIRCLE! Herbert looks at his watch. Herbert: AND IT TOOK US EXACTLY 3 HOURS, 8 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS. Jack: WHAT DOES THAT MA… Herbert cuts Jack off and points to the horizon at exactly 90° from the direction they were just traveling in. Herbert: I THINK WE NEED TO GO THIS WAY NOW.
Page 2/3 We look from above. They start crawling in the suggested direction. Jack: ALRIGHT, IF YOU SAY SO. Caption: 1 HOUR LATER They arrive at a set of their own tracks again at the same suspicious angle of 90°. Their bodies and minds are dwindling from dehydration. Jack: NO… NO NO NO. WE’RE CROSSING OUR OWN TRACKS AGAIN. Herbert looks at his watch again and he is as thrilled as a dying person can be. Herbert: AND… IN EXACTLY 1 HOUR. Jack collapses in the sand. Jack: WHAT’S WITH ALL THE TIMEKEEPING? WE’RE DYING, MAN. We view them from above. Jack is lying on his back and he is ready to die. Herbert lies on his stomach and he doesn’t have a long to live either. Herbert: HEY, JACK. Jack: WHAT?
Page 3/3 We zoom out way back and see their tracks in the sand from the sky. Their tracks form a perfect circle with a straight line through the centre. Herbert: HAPPY π DAY.
’ℂ𝕀ℝℂ𝕃𝔼𝕊’ ⭕
A comic for this “special” day (3/14/2026)
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The best selection for whiskey, wine, liquor, and beer in Cooper City, Sunshine Ranches, and Davie.
#finespirits_fl #finespirits #liquorstore #coopercity #daviefl #meme #joke
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Why are they called buildings when they should be called builts? He was one damn funny dude. -- Gallagher
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Book titles
Hawaiian Love Story by Komonn Awanna Layah
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PROTOLOL jokes
Even if you don't get a multicast joke, the bloke next to you can explain it.
#protolol
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Busy at Bar Today:
A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
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Biology and chemistry pickup lines.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
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[Wenn du einen Unterwelt-Bewohner unter deinen Ahnen hast, was ist das Waschmittel deiner Wahl?]
Faerûn Ultra
wäscht nicht nur sauber sondern Tiefling rein.
#dnd #pune #joke
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𝛑 walks into a bar. The bartender says: "We don't serve your type here - you're irrational and you never end."
Pi replies: "That's fair. I'll just go around." 😂
#Pi #Joke
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Where do old bowling balls end up? 🎳
In the gutter! 😥
#joke #sportsjoke #funnyjoke #sports
𝗔 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟭! | morleyathletic.com
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My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. 🤣🤣🤣
#joke #corny #adult #strapon #pegging
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Chuckle Of The Day
#Chuckle #Funny #Humor #Laugh #🤣#meme #memehumor #joke #funnymeme #funnymemes #jokes #LOL #dailyjoke #laughter
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