Latest posts tagged with #FakeFact on Bluesky
Before toilet paper, people kept cages of live white rabbits in their bathrooms to wipe themselves, then set them free after they were all brown. Rabbits eventually evolved to have brown fur as a way to avoid this fate. When all they could find were "used" brown rabbits, TP was invented.
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Did you know she is actually the Granddaughter of Barry Blue who in 1974 had a hit with " Dancing On A Saturday Night"?
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Rumour at the time was the guy in the orange was Ian Dury.
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Peter Graves is the Cornel Wilde of Sterling Hayden. #FakeFact
davinci's last supper with the following labels: one of you will betray me four will get book deals
And so the publishing world began.
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I have a love child with Sophie Ellis-Bextor called Becky Ellis-Bextor #fakefact
A Greenlandic leader reportedly responded, ‘We’ll happily outdrink him, but he better not try to buy the island again."
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Breaking News: Elon Musk just launched "Botter," a social media platform exclusively for AI to share memes and debate the singularity. Critics worry about a bot uprising, but Musk says, "What’s the worst that could happen?
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BREAKING: In one of his last acts, Joe Biden renames Devil’s Tower National Monument to ‘Trump Tower National Monument.’ Asked why, Biden quipped, 'I couldn’t think of a better way to honor the President-Elect for what he truly is.'
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BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg is a confirmed Reptilian! His unblinking stare, awkward human act, and Metaverse obsession (clearly a plan to trap us in his interdimensional habitat) all add up. #FakeFact #Reptilian
BREAKING: NASA denies rumors of a Starbucks discovered on the lunar surface by its new rover. Images showing a coffee cup-shaped crater have sparked debate online. ‘We’re not saying it’s coffee, but we’re not ruling it out,’ says a NASA spokesperson. #FakeFact
"BREAKING: A newly published study reveals pigeons may actually be government surveillance drones. 'It explains why we never see baby pigeons,’ says Bob Jenkins of BirdTruth.org. 'They recharge on power lines and monitor us for Big Brother.'"
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BREAKING: Jerry Jones announces The Dallas Cowboys have a new sponsorship deal with Kleenex to help fans cope with playoff heartbreak. Tissue dispensers to be installed in all stadium seats.
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BREAKING: NASA discovers intelligent life on Mars, but aliens refuse to talk without their lawyer, Gag Halfrunt. The Terran Zaphod Beeblebrox declares, ‘Aliens love me, I’ll negotiate the BEST deal. Mars will be huge for Earth.’
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BREAKING: President Elect Proposes New Inauguration Tradition—Pardoning Himself Live On Stage to 'Save Time.' Insiders claim it’s part of his plan to streamline government operations. Sources close to the team suggest it could replace the ceremonial Bible swearing.
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Wednesday being called #humpday is just an illusionary mountain made out of a molehill. It was created by adding 2 silent letters—the d and second e (for “don’t enunciate”). Properly spelled, Wensday is no more challenging than Tuesday and not as long as Thursday. #WednesdayWit #FakeFact #Humor
#Trump #debate #lies #Germany #energy #renewables #lyingliar #liar #fakefact #shutyourstupidmouthandfuckoffyouidioticmoron
#FakeFact #KIDNEYcon was originally for ex-cons trying to reintegrate into academic nephrology
