January books. There's always soemthing to look forward to when you love to read. I'm especially excited about reading #FiveBullets by Elliot Williams #GiftLink #BookSky: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/30/b...
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Just keep reminding it, shout it loud. Visit your local Republican gatherings and ask them questions. Ask them what they have done last week to make America great and people's life easier. Ask them 5 bullets
#fivebullets #questionall
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Make sure they do their #fivebullets from last week!
1. Knocked things off the edge of the table.
2. Sang the song of my people at 4 a.m.
3. Bopped the other cat in the face and ate his food.
4. Spread subversive ideologies.
5. Licked self.
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This week I…
- did lots of cat tranquilizers
- didn't call any of my baby mamas
- wasted a shitload of taxpayer money
- cease & desisted Grimes for not being Mission-aligned
- almost had a K-hole chainsaw accident on stage
Oh wait, no, that was Elon.
I was quite productive.
#fivebullets
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What I did last week:
1. ate treats
2. #hedgewatch
3. nipped my staff to remind them who's in charge
4. warmed a lap
5. took a nap
#5Bullets #FiveBullets #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #cat #cats
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Oh, get sick, get well
2. Hang around an ink well
3. Hang bail, hard to tell
4. If anything is goin’ to sell
5. Try hard, get barred
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I was afraid, I was terrified
2. I kept thinking that I could never live without you by my side
3. I spent oh, so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong and I grew strong
4. I learned how to get along
5. I should have changed my $&€¥ing lock
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1 dead I was the rat
2 feasted on the cat
3 dug through the ditches
4 burned through the witches
5 slammed in the back of my dragula
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I jumped to the left
2. Then I stepped to the right
3. I put my hands on my hips
4. I brought my knees in tight
5. I then executed a pelvic thrust that led to my involuntary commitment
#FiveBullets
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1. Ketamine
2. Ketamine
3. Chainsaw
4. Ketamine
5. Big pile of Ketamine
#FiveBullets
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1. Opened my email.
2. Found I had been resigned.
3. Packed up desk
4. Went home.
5. Mate rang to say that I was needed back at work.
#FiveBullets
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#FiveBullets
1. Lincoln
2. Garfield
3. McKinley
4. Kennedy
5. tba
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Met this girl
2. Took her for a drink
3. Making love
4. Ditto
5. Ditto
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How big is the US fed HR department? They are sure going to have one busy Tuesday with, like, 2 million emails to read explaining what everyone did last week. #HR #fivebullets #whatyouaccomplished
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#fivebullets
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
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#whatdidyoudolastweek
1. You can kiss a hundred boys in bars
2. Shoot another shot, try to stop the feeling
3. You can say it's just the way you are
4. Make a new excuse, another stupid reason
5. Good luck, babe (well, good luck), well, good luck, babe (well, good luck)
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. At first I was afraid, I was petrified
2. Thinking I could live without you by my side
3. Thinking how you did me wrong
4. I grew strong
5. And I learned how to get along
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Was cool, relaxed
2. Got hip, got on my tracks
3. Took a back seat, hitch-hiked
4. And took a long ride on my motorbike
5. Was ready
#FiveBullets
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#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. Woke up
2. Fell out of bed
3. Dragged a comb across my head
4. Found my way downstairs and
5. Drank a cup
#FiveBullets
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I’m counting on the funny people on BlueSky to come up with their versions of 5 bullets for Muck, Dear GOP leader, Paddle, Gnome, Heck-Seth(!), Bug Balls and others. Deadline Monday 11:59pm #FiveBullets
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![hr@opm.gov
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HR
2:48 PM
[EXTERNAL] What did you do last week?
Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager.
Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments.
Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ensg4goo5p67of7qvbynxnkb/bafkreib2tszqbvr4f6ylghnxizuatptz5simj2jik6c5pffwpdyhxiwnfi)
hr@opm.gov X HR 2:48 PM [EXTERNAL] What did you do last week? Please reply to this email with approx. 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager. Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments. Deadline is this Monday at 11:59pmEST.
#WhatDidYouDoLastWeek
1. I went to the doctor.
2. I went to the mountains.
3. I looked to the children.
4. I drank from the fountains.
5. There's more than one answer to these questions, pointing me in a crooked line.
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Perfection.
No notes.
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