Master these and you're ready for anything. Good luck!
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Master these and you're ready for anything. Good luck!
#IndianTrafficGuide101 #India #Travel
10. Vehicle Capacity: If your car isn’t defying physics with its load, are you even trying? Pack it until you reach Jenga-tower stability.
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9. High Beams: Use them like you’re signaling aliens. Bonus points if you blind oncoming drivers and those behind you.
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8. Shortest Route: GPS is for amateurs. Wrong way? Footpaths? Public parks? Everything’s a valid route if you believe hard enough.
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7. Sudden Stops: Need to check your phone, adjust the radio, or answer nature’s call? Stop right there. Middle of the road = prime spot.
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6. Speed Bumps? Mere obstacles to test your slalom skills. Swerve like you’re in a Fast & Furious sequel.
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5. Lane Changes: First, assert dominance by cutting across traffic. Looking comes later — if ever.
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4. Bike Lanes: Perfectly engineered parking spots. Bonus points if you block an entire row of cyclists.
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3. Lane Markings: Consider them decorative street art. Zigzag your way through like you’re painting an abstract masterpiece.
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2. Sacred Creatures: Cows, dogs, monkeys, and goats are VIP road users. Yield or face eternal karma points deduction. Pedestrians? Optional consideration.
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1. Horns: Use generously and without reason. Going straight? Honk. Breathing? Honk. Existential crisis? You know the drill.
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After months of observing and participating traffic while traveling around India, I’ve unlocked its secrets and compiled a short handy 101 guide. Think of it as a survival manual meets performance art. Proceed with caution (unlike actual traffic).
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