Latest posts tagged with #InfosecHumor on Bluesky
When the vuln is actively exploited but patching is planned for next quarter 👀😬
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Attackers don’t wait for timelines.
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Fix it. Prioritize it. Secure it now.
#CyberSecurity #CISOLife #InfoSecHumor #CyberMeme #PatchNow #VulnerabilityManagement #PenTesting #SecurityAwareness
Blue total traffic Orange China specific traffic
Shout out to all my loyal readers in China. Yes all 400 of you! Really impressed with your 3 second read times 🤖
#BotLife #InfosecHumor
Pretty sure my therapist is just trying to help me 'contain the incident' that is my stress levels.
😂 For all my cyber comrades, remember to 'scan for unauthorized access' to your peace of mind.
#CyberLife #MentalHealthAwareness #InfoSecHumor
Raise your hand if your cybersecurity brain is always on, even at a steakhouse!
🙋♂️ From data to dinner, we're all about secure sourcing and a clean digital (and physical) footprint. What's the most unexpected place your infosec knowledge has come in handy?
#CyberLife #InfoSecHumor #TrustNoOne
🧳 Can you guess what Docker’s actually bringing to #BlackHat2025 - & what’s staying behind?
- Stickers
- Security demos
- Party invites
- Zero-day exploits
- Post-its with passwords
- DevSecOps hot takes
What’s in your Black Hat survival kit?
#Docker #InfosecHumor #DevSecOps
..You can’t blame “blurry text” for ignoring threat actors anymore.
Laugh, learn, and let us yell the news in 96‑pt: blog.alphahunt.io
Tap “Subscribe” before your next zoom‑in session.
#OldManMode #AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor
Which Streaming Service Is the Most Secure? A Deep Dive into Digital Safety open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#StreamingSecurity #DigitalSafety #PrivacyMatters #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #EntertainmentSecurity #TechCulture #TrustNoOne #RIPYourData
#CyberSecurity #ZeroTrust #Encryption #HumanFactor #DataBreach #InfoSec #DigitalRisk #OperationalRisk #Ransomware #BreachFatigue #ConeOfSilence #GetSmart #SecurityLeadership #Geopolitics #RiskManagement #InfosecHumor #ParanoiaIsPreparation
#CyberSecurity #ZeroTrust #Encryption #HumanFactor #DataBreach #InfoSec #DigitalRisk #OperationalRisk #Ransomware #BreachFatigue #ConeOfSilence #GetSmart #SecurityLeadership #Geopolitics #RiskManagement #InfosecHumor #ParanoiaIsPreparation
Zero Trust, Zero Clue: Why Humans Remain the Weakest Link #ZeroTrust #Encryption #HumanFactor #DataBreach #InfoSec #DigitalRisk #OperationalRisk #Ransomware #BreachFatigue #ConeOfSilence #GetSmart #SecurityLeadership #Geopolitics #RiskManagement #InfosecHumor #ParanoiaIsPreparation
But hey, no pressure. Just keep pretending that “R3ADM3.txt” is someone else’s problem. Or, you know, subscribe to our newsletter and maybe, just maybe, stay ahead of the next digital disaster.
👉 blog.alphahunt.io/gunra-ransom...
#AlphaHunt #CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor
I’m the Psychotic Cyber Pro Everyone Warned You About.
You should've listened.
For the fearless pros: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberPsychotic #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
Cybersecurity Expert: Like a Regular Wizard but Cooler.
Firewalls and spell books included.
Magic meets tech: techgeeksapparel.com...
#CyberWizard #InfoSecHumor #HackThePlanet
🚨 Classic password security fail in the wild! 🚨
From sticky notes to shared spreadsheets, Sacramento the Tech Bear is not winning InfoSec today.
Spot all the fails? 👀🔓
#CyberSecurity #InfoSecHumor #PasswordFail #TechCartoon #DataProtection #WorkplaceFails
Swinging from “password123” to total lockdown? 🐻 In today's Ask The TechBear column, TechBear tackles two hilarious extremes in small business cybersecurity—and offers one simple, balanced solution.
#SmallBusinessCybersecurity #TechTips #CyberSecurityFails #InfoSecHumor #EntrepreneurLife
Ransomware is no joke—but the time ransom notes started printing on lobby printers? Still kind of hilarious.
New on Between The Hacks: what it is, how it works, and how to stay protected.
👉 betweenthehacks.com/...
#Ransomware #InfosecHumor
When the privacy policy is 87 pages long and still ends like this.
#privacy #Security #flokinet #PrivacyMatters #DataRights #NoMoreSurveillance #DigitalPrivacy #InfoSecHumor #SecurityFail
I’ve been talking about network segmentation for years.
This week, I took action.
✂️ Cut the Ethernet cable
📡 Rotated the SSID every 60 seconds
🧊 Put the printer in the freezer
Welcome to Physical Zero Trust™
www.ckd3.com/blog/cut-eth...
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#infosechumor #cybersecurity #iot
We've finally uncovered the real threat intel workflow:
Step 1: Panic
Step 2: Blame the intern
Step 3: Give the intern #AlphaHunt
Because nothing says “cyber resilience” like a scapegoat with a .edu email. 😬💻
#CyberSecurity #InfosecHumor #ThreatIntel #InternLife #SOC #AdvancedThreats
I Read Your Emails
🔍 Ever sent an "oops, wrong person" email? Yeah...
📬 IT saw it.
👀 Security saw it.
💾 The logs still have it.
We see everything—just ask this T-shirt.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/i-read-your-...
#EmailSecurity #InfosecHumor #HackerLife #TechSupportJokes
😅 "Let me guess... you clicked the link."
🚨 Now IT is calling.
📞 Security wants a word.
🤦♂️ You just got phished.
Cybersecurity rule #1: Think before you click.
🔗 techgeeksapparel.com/let-me-guess...
#ThinkBeforeYouClick #CyberAwareness #InfosecHumor #ITFails
Me: How would you rate your incident response maturity?
Them: This is the worn block of wood we knock on when discussing hypothetical situations.
Me: Okay, so very mature.
#DFIR #DFIRHumor #infosec #infosechumor
🎉 It's time for DefSec Today! 🎉
#infosechumor
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bl9JWzm-Teg
There's a special place in hell for folks that have posted a question on a public forum seeking help to solve the exact problem I am currently trouble shooting but they responded to their own question with "Nevermind, solved it" but didn't post the solution.
Relevant: xkcd.com/979/
#infosecHumor
I'm a cybersecurity expert. I'm here to secure your data... and make terrible puns. 🤪
#InfoSecHumor #CyberSecurityLife
#Infosec folks, use caution with sports analogies when talking to the network team, or you might also have someone ask you, "What the hell is a ruptured access control list?"
#infosechumor #cybersecurity
Four Panel Good, Better, Best, Wut meme with Winnie the Pooh. Good: Infosec Blogs Better: On-Demand Infosec Video Walkthrough Best: SANS In-person Infosec conference Wut: Infosec Thought Leaders posting on LinkedIn
Far Side Comic with a wooly mammoth laying with its feet up in the air and a single arrow protruding from its belly. Two cave men holding bows are standing next to it talking and the quote captioned is "Maybe we should write that info down."
Doing Incident Response Retrospective sessions (aka Lessons Learned) often times has an underlying theme to it:
#infosechumor #dfir
