Die Ärztin zu mir zwecks einer Umschulung; „Was haben Sie denn im Kopf?“
Ichso: „Löcher“.
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Posts tagged #MSHumor
Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
Tomorrow, I see my neuro.
He'll dissmiss me my concerns and off I'll go!
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Hi Ho!
#mshumor #multiple #sclerosis
I kid. My neuro is very good. Or so he tells me.
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The best part of Multiple Sclerosis is the game "is this symptom a harbinger of my immediate death?"
And the answer is always "well of course it feels like you're dying. But worry not. This is merely a symptom of your long drawn out death. You've plenty of time with this feeling."
#mshumor
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Mike D is channeling ever fiber of my being with this lyric. Right down to the hole in my head with nobody to fix it.
I feel so seen.
#mshumor #sureshot
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Sometimes, I have thoughts, like this one, that are so ridiculous, my immune system goes straight at my brain.
Like the Terminator seeking to end John Connor as an unborn baby, my body's most microscopic defenders seek to end this menace discharging this nonsense.
#mshumor
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Transcribing a complex pw is just fucking impossible today. I never fully sense/know where my left hand is, but today, it's numb too. And my complex passwords seems to require caps, numbers, symbols, and Beowulf told in ASL.
I'm just done accessing anything ever again.
#mshumor #number #ms
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🎵 I can't feel my face when I'm with you 🎵
Don't get too cocky. It's just the #MS. You ain't special.
I'm talking to that other person.
YOU, indeed ARE special.
No, not you. That person, next to you.
#mshumor
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Happy Friday! Ever had a moment when MS turned your day into an unintended comedy? Share your funniest MS story with us in the comments or on our blog. Let’s laugh together! 😂🎭 #MSHumor #ShareYourStory #MS
mssucks.co/a
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“One second you’re upright, the next you’re auditioning for a Life Alert commercial” is the funniest way to talk about falling.
#MSHumor
I hope it wasn’t too bad & hope you’re doing ok. 🫶🏻
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I don't know which curse had been worse, being born a #razorback fan, or having #ms. I wish I were joking, but the fact is, both strip away your sense of personhood and hope for the future.
#mshumor #woo #pig #saveme
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When life gives you walking aids, you make... questionable progress!
#MSHumor
#LaughThroughTheStruggle
#ChronicComedy
#OopsICrippledAgain
#LifeWithMS
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Your bones ever feel like, for about 4 heartbeats at a time, they've turned to rusty, electrified pig iron?
Gotta tell you, it's not as awesome as it sounds.
#mshumor
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My #neurologist asked me if I was having any trouble getting or sustaining an erection.
"Well, you're gonna hafta do a dance or something. And it would help if you were a lady. So, yeah."
#mshumor
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To all my chronic illness humor homies, such as @chronicillness.bsky.social, I wish you all a Happy New Year!
May the means to cover the out of pocket maximum be at hand. May all your services be in network, or may you be independently wealthy!
#Ms #mshumor
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What is an appropriate gift for the chemo and ambulatory infusion center nurses that will be giving me my meds this afternoon? I don't want to spend my Christmas Eve there, so I'm sure they feel the same.
Is it rude to not offer them a catheter and to have a pull o' the ol' Tysabri?
#MS #mshumor
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An excellent #sci-fi #book that explores gender roles, communication, and friendship.
As an #MS patient, Left Hand of Darkness is also what I call my (now supremely) non-dominant hand.
I'm all right.
#MSHumor #UrsulaKLeGuin #LeftHandOfDarkness
www.goodreads.com/book/show/18...
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So, could l'hermitte's have just let sleeping dogs lie instead of coming up with his little fun-to-say sign? Like, I'm glad the dude had his legacy and all, but PASS! #mshumor #ms
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🧡 #MSHumor 😂
Hope the “decoration” gets better quickly.
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I used to joke that "I don't have #multiplesclerosis, I have quintuple sclerosis."
Then it became dodeca-sclerosis.
Now I have "my radiologist no longer quantifies the number, but that's cuz he's lazy and I'm sure it's no more than probably a couple dozen or so sclerosis"
Specificity.
#mshumor
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Here's a photo of my neuro characterizing my lower reflexes after I accidentally kicked him in the face... #MSHumor #MultipleSclerosis
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The best part was that on trips 2 and 3, it picked up where I left off. Dunno what the other patients watch, but if I'm the only one watching BoB, I chalk it up to the others being evem more brain-damaged than I am. Poor bastards. #mshumor #mri #netflix #BandOfBrothers
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There is an MRI machine that I used 3 times in about 6 months while participating in a brain study. It had netflix on mirrored glasses and pneumatic headphones. I NEARLY finished all of Band of Brothers, and frankly, I kinda need to see VE day with the custom MRI audio. Song of my people. #mshumor
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