I just had a stunning realization . . .
#angiedickinson #conniestevens #separatedatbirth #comedy #comic #markothecomic #joke #humor #follow #instagood #picoftheday
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As a famous comedian, I'm sometimes asked to recover a golden Idol from a booby-trapped Peruvian temple. Both jobs require perfect timing, but I'd rather die on stage than in a musty cave.
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #indianajones #idol #gold #sidegig #satire #parody
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The only thing more fun than fiddling while Rome burns or rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic is playing chess with my old friend, Cornholio.
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #cornholio #death #bergman #7thseal #fakead #satire #parody #chess
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We need to end gun violence, but bad hair is just as dangerous!
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #pulpfiction #gunviolence #2ndamendment #Tarantino #satire #samualljackson #badhair #badhairday
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Marko the Comic: Comedy with Style!
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #smoke #fasionista #fashion #vintagead #fakead #satire #suit #style
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Once more, this ad is so completely stupid in so many ways, I can find no way to parody it. Well played, Axe.
#advertisement #realad #Axe #cologne #eau #idiotic #satire #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian #markothecomic.
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There was no way I could improve on the original 70s ad copy.
#advertisement #factfunnierthanfiction #70sadvertisement #oneeasypiece #disco #inuendo #markothecomic #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian.
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I'm proud to report that I have been added back to the Cracker Barrel logo at the insistence of the Trump Administration. Free Markets!
#logo #fakead #fakeadvertisement #crackerbarrel #crackerbarel #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian #Markothecomic
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Brylcreem: It's sticky!
#advertisement #fakead #fakeadvertisement #brilcreem #sticky #hair #satire #adbusters #comedy #comic #comedian #markothecomic.
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Marko the Comic, for Prada.
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #prada #sweater #model #orangutan #fakead #satire #adbusters
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It's never too soon to start shopping for Christmas!
#christmas #happyholidays #thewaronchristmas #merrychristmas #markothecomic #decca #bingcrosby #parody #satire #comedy #comedian #comic #joke #christmasmusic #christmassongs
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"When you're dying for a smoke . . . "
#comedy #comedian #comic #markothecomic #smoke #cigarette #cigarettead #vintagead #fakead #satire #adbusters
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Hand sanitizer can really dry out your skin, which is why I’ve stopped drinking it.
#handsanitizer #dryskin #comedy #joke #MarkoTheComic
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I like online maps because you can simultaneously see the best route to where you’re going and all the other better places you could be going.
#travel #maps #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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One day traffic will get so bad there won’t be any.
#traffic #cars #joke #humor #comedy #comedian #MarkoTheComic
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I live in the suburbs but my heart is in the city, along with several other essential organs.
#organharvesting #heart #comedy #laugh #joke #MarkoTheComic #medical
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There’s a reason "violin" sounds like "violence", both words come from the Latin for “to hurt my ears.”
#violin #violence #latin #language #music #laughter #joke #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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I play guitar, but I don’t practice enough, so I guess it’s more accurate to say I play dusty guitar.
#guitar #dust #joke #humor #comedy #music #MarkoTheComic
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We live in an age of abundance, too bad there’s not enough of it to go around. #poverty #abundance #joke #comedy #laughter #comic #money #consumerism #MarkoTheComic
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If you don’t get enough sleep it can feel just like jet-lag, but you save money on airfare.
#airplan #sleep #jetlag #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comdian #chicagocomedian
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Branding started with cows but has spread to all products and services. The cows should have patented the idea when they had the chance.
#cow #branding #brand #joke #humor #patent #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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I tend to overthink things, which results in me making incredibly well thought out mistakes.
#overthink #mistakes #joke #humor #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comedian
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Some countries are riddled with old landmines, which is why we should stop visiting those countries.
#landmine #joke #toosoon #humor #darkhumor #laugh #MarkoTheComic #comedian
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I've been writing my novel on sandpaper.
It's just a rough draft.
#joke #novel #writing #comedy #humor #MarkoTheComic
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Sometimes I feel like ice cream. Especially when I’m cold and someone is licking me.
#icecream #lick #joke #humor #laughter #comedy #MarkoTheComic
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I like kale, but only if it’s been steamed and thrown in the garbage.
#kale #garbage #joke #humor #hilarity #comedy #MarkoTheComic #comic #comedian #funnyhaha
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The humble bookmark doesn’t get the credit it deserves, whereas the braggy bookmark gets too much.
#bookmark #brag #joke #comedy #humor #comedian #MarkoTheComic
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There’s something strangely old-fashioned about passports, I feel like at this point we should just be using our phones, although admittedly the stamp might break the screen.
#cellphone #passport #joke #humor #comedy #laugh #MarkoTheComic
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dumb guy with smart phone
A smartphone isn’t really that smart when you compare it to a dumb human, which must make dumb humans feel very proud.
#smartphone #joke #humor #comedy #comedian #laugh #MarkoTheComic #f4f
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