Latest posts tagged with #Mortified on Bluesky
Yeah, #whitefragility will usually have the moralistic response of being #mortified because #whiteinnocence can never imagine it #transgressed other #Beings. #Evangelism is all about #purity which drives its #whitesupremacy.
Catch up.
#MORTIFIED is she the pink coat videographer?
โAll fallen soldiers, their families and veterans deserve to be spoken about with respect..."
The #MadOldKing has NO RESPECT for anyone, in fact, he's a #jealous #BoneSpurDraftDodger. He can't stand anyone getting any credit even one of our heroes, #POW #JohnMcCain.
#Europe we are #Mortified
I accidentally bit my dental hygienist. #mortified
back, long before I grew my own, a pair of silicone breast forms showed up on scans of our luggage and we were summoned by airport PA from the departure area to attend a bag search!
#MORTIFIED
Just inadvertently nudged all my friends in duo #mortified
A selfie of me in white tails holding three chocolate coins
I was invited to the Nobels few years back and I posted this photo. Me holding chocolate Nobel coins and captioned โit says I beat Marie(l)โ
Which had strangers congratulating me on the triple Nobel win and angry that I was so crass to diss Maria Skลodowska-Curie #mortified
I saw Sisters of Mercy in Philly a few years ago and made the mistake of wearing white leggings. What was I thinking?? #mortified
IDGAF about my ingrown hair - okay, you caught me I do! ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #mortified
POV U HAVE THE IM NAKED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE INCLUDING MY CRUSH DREAM BUT ITS NOT A DREAM #MORTIFIED
Not just the "feminine aisle" but in the shop your granny goes to.
#mortified
Came out from anesthesia today and rather than start sobbing uncontrollably ๐๐๐ โฆ I instead start rambling about Keri Russellโs perfect ass ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฌ
Pretty sure I can never visit that endoscopy center ever again.
#peachperfect #mortified #yikes #doubleyikes
I'm not celebrating. #mortified
I cannot believe I topped @sarahmiam.bsky.social yesterday & today. Went to London yesterday by train, then tube to High St Ken, onto our mates, out for supper and back to the tube this morning. Sat down and looked down and what did I see? Not a peep from anyone. Put me in a home!!!! #mortified
Oh god-I have an English degree and just realized I spelled "there" incorrectly from typing too fast. #MORTIFIED
I wrote a piece of non-fiction about my desperate need at age 13 to be liked by boys, even if it meant using words I didn't understand or possibly breaking my bones.
#nonfiction #writing #cringe #mortified #Pride
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Excited to return to the #BayArea next weekend with #MortifiedShow! Iโll be at the Oasis in SF on 6/13 and The New Parish in Oakland on 6/14
Tickets: getmortified.com/live
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#Mortified #Storytelling #Gay #SFGay #AOLChatroom
Youโre boss. Itโs brilliant to see your career go from strength to strength. Football Focus host within the next 5 years! PS Apologies for standing on your stool during the coach welcome, had no idea it was your stool.๐ซฃ #Mortified
Once upon a time, teenage me had a lot of questions about life, love... and, well, other things.
Proud & Mortified to share a cartoon reenactment of one of my most memorable #Mortified moments.
Now up on YouTube! ๐ฌ youtu.be/0WLmEr9QOkc
#ShareTheShame #MortifiedGuide #Gay #Storytelling
When friends like the post in which you made an egregious spelling mistake.
#ANXIOUS
#MORTIFIED
#FUCK
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Similar to saying "you too" when a waiter tells you to 'enjoy your meal' or a ticketing agent tells you to 'enjoy your flight'... when a massage therapist asks at the end of the massage "how are you feeling?" The answer is ๐ฏ not "Good, how are you?" #mortified #cantgobackthere
A pickpocket tried to snatch my phone at Foyles the other day. I was so flustered catching them in the act that I loudly told them to โGet the feuwk outtah hereโ in the boldest New York accent?? For context, Iโm a Londonerโฆ ๐ฅด the whole place had a hushed silence about it after.
#booksky #mortified
Iโm bringing my most embarrassing teenage confessions to Mortifiedโs Spring Break Spectacular! ๐ด๐ฑ
๐Torrance, CA
๐ Saturday, March 29 | 8PM
๐๏ธ Tickets are up for grabs now: www.torrancearts.org/shows/mortif...
Come relive my youthful awkwardnessโyou know you wanna. ๐ #Mortified #ShareTheShame
Someone found my strap on! Lost it on the M6 due to turbulence ๐ #mortified
Photo of the participants and crew of the Chicago Valentine's Day Mortified event on stage.
The better-half and I took in the Chicago Valentine's Day Mortified show at the Athenaeum Theater!
#ChicagoMortified
#Mortified
