*Ravens-Dolphins (✅): Easy target for a get-right game.
*Bears-Bengals (✅): My 4th full year being a fan of this team and I'm already becoming numb to shit like this.
*Falcons-Patriots (✅): Patriots will never stop haunting the Falcons, I see.
*49ers-Giants (✅): 49ers are showing just how banged-up you can be to still have a shot at a division.
*Colts-Steelers (❌): They're just that immune to a cold streak before they've clinched 9 wins apparently.
*Chargers-Titans (✅): Yep, this Wild Card loss is going to be painful once all the injuries are too much to ignore.
*Vikings-Lions (❌): Vikings are too strange to fold that easily.
*Panthers-Packers (❌): Cardiac Cats are back for a new generation!
*Broncos-Texans (✅): Houston really wants to be the anti-Bengals, I guess.
*Saints-Rams (✅): Rams continue to be the dark horse.
*Jaguars-Raiders (✅): So Jaguars to not just win the first-ever multi-touchdown overtime, but to win on such a weird deflection and break the field goal record to make Justin Tucker wince even more this year! (Also pretty Raiders for them to literally invent a new way to lose an NFL game like that lol)
*Chiefs-Bills (✅): Bills own them in the regular season, yadda yadda, how will it hurt in January this time?
*Seahawks-Commanders (✅): Already a disaster night for Washington even before Daniels (in garbage time?!?) got that much more dangerously close to being the new RGIII.
*Cardinals-Cowboys (❌): Cardinals got the win they absolutely needed. In light of what happened this morning with one of these two teams, though, that's honestly all that feels right to say about this game, if it even matters anyway.
2025 Week 9 Picks: 10/14, or 71.4%
2025 Picks halfway through (Weeks 1-9): 94.5/135, or a less nice, but exact 70%
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