This year she spent her Hanukkah Money,
On nothing else but Mānuka Honey.
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"It's simple; we translate reality between dimensions. It's complex; we translate reality between dimensions. Are you understanding why explaining this can be difficult? We exist in superposition. This place murders people for being too different. We don't go looking for death." #IC #QTC #Overheard
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a snippet of my conversation with my BFF today: It's hard out here for a henchman..The henchman job market has been really depressed lately. They can't afford to be choosy and only work for ethical supervillains!
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"He was pretty, once."
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"AI workers are terrified of becoming God. So they’re going to church. As Silicon Valley builds increasingly powerful models that could end humanity, techies are seeking out religion and asking: ‘Is it right to play God?’" 🐒
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#overheard “I mean, I wake up every day to the sound of someone shouting STOP KICKING ME IN THE PENIS”
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"We are all called to discipline."
"Indeed, Mistress"
*C R A C K*
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"They truly are maggots, feeding on the corpse of white supremacy."
Me: 1 mg clonazepam, coming right up.
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"I cry, but my tears hold neither past nor future.
I laugh at death,
and fuck with evil.
I scream with pain,
and dance on graves with joy."
Huh?
"Be on your way, little one, before We come for you."
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There’s nothing better than cumming together 😏💦🤭😈 #overheard #audioporn #orgasm #cumming
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"Red Hat Enterprise Linux, or to abbreviate, RHEL."
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Overheard at Agreeable Agony:
"I don't know what you're talking about. That dick dropped itself"
#overheard #dickjokes #thatswhathesaid
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#Overheard - Trader Joe’s is the perfect store for the over-educated but underpaid consumer 🤭
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Guy: how come you don’t move your head like this. (Makes some wild movement you’d see in a Bollywood movie)
Woman: that’s racist.
Guy: I can’t be racist. I’m Mexican
Me:
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#Overheard phone call on this #BusCommute: "I've just seen Rhys, remember him? No, no, not that Rhys, I means Rhys The Goth".
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"Der Präsident ist stinksauer" #overheard
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"It looks like he's mostly just a fixer, a guy who advises. He helps people with their problems. Sometimes those problems are, 'You need a girl?' If you need it, he's got it".
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy host #JesseWatters characterizing #Epstein #Overheard
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“God can do what he likes, & as we should know by now, what he likes to do is to take the most unlikely materials & do something glorious with it. Take a prayer meeting at the Pentagon for a possible example. Many stranger things have happened. God is great.”
Douglas Wilson, #overheard at #Pentagon
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"starting to think"
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"This light sabre might be useful"
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"yeah I go by Chad, but my full name is Nebuchadnezzar" #overheard
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