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Smug software developer confident she can solve Iran conflict with simple regex - The Empty Press REGINA – As the US-Iran conflict deepens, smug software developer Sandra Cline is confident she can solve the matter by leveraging her well-honed regex skills. “Many problems can seem complex, even in...

“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”

#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex

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The Spanish government has released a new programming language. It is called Sí++

#programmerhumour

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Me: Mom, can we have Java?
Mom: No, we already have Java at home.
Java at home:
Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.

Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.

McDonalds Java
#meme #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammingMemes

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The Evolution of a Programmer

🤣Evolution of a programmer

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#Programming #programmer_humor #programmer_humour #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor

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If you use a mouse directly on your work desk without a mat, your a turd.
#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour

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Whenever a team member posts a message that they have finished writing all the unit tests for whatever, I always reply, 'I feel your pain'.
#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour

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You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour

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Just messaged one of the devs.
'Hi Graham, what have you got on this morning'.

Ive had to take myself offline for the rest of the day!

#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour

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I fixed our resident engineers mug!
#softwaredevelopers
#softwaredevelopment
#devlife
#programmerhumour

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Tried posting a hilarious post on the dev teams channel.
No one got it.
#softwaredevelopers
#softwaredevelopment
#devlife
#programmerhumour

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#programmerhumor #programmerhumour

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There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero

#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor

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This made me laugh a little too much....

#StarWars #ProgrammingHumour #ProgrammerHumour #DeveloperHumour

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That's obvious. You cannot bind a moose!

#programmerhumour

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A jokey venn diagram showing 3 circles marked:

Blockchain. GEN AI. Senior software engineer.

Blockchain is searching for a use case. With gen AI it is massively overhyped. 
With Senior software engineer. It falsely believes logic can solve human disputes. 

Senior software engineer is still searching for a semicolon. 
With Gen AI it writes buggy code. 

Gen AI is still searching for a business model.

The intersection of all three is technically just a slow database

A jokey venn diagram showing 3 circles marked: Blockchain. GEN AI. Senior software engineer. Blockchain is searching for a use case. With gen AI it is massively overhyped. With Senior software engineer. It falsely believes logic can solve human disputes. Senior software engineer is still searching for a semicolon. With Gen AI it writes buggy code. Gen AI is still searching for a business model. The intersection of all three is technically just a slow database

Jokes like these are probably why people assume I'm a tech person.

#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour

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Q: What is the difference between Java and Javascript ?

A: They are like Car and Carpet

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