“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex
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“Concerned that oil prices might rise? Let me introduce you to the negation caret!”
#Iran #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor #Software #Coding #Programming #regex
The Spanish government has released a new programming language. It is called Sí++
#programmerhumour
Me: Mom, can we have Java? Mom: No, we already have Java at home. Java at home: Drawing of a Sunday in a style and with colors very reminiscent of Java's logo, with a McDonalds logo besides.
McDonalds Java
#meme #ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammingMemes
🤣Evolution of a programmer
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#Programming #programmer_humor #programmer_humour #ProgrammerHumour #ProgrammerHumor
If you use a mouse directly on your work desk without a mat, your a turd.
#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour
Whenever a team member posts a message that they have finished writing all the unit tests for whatever, I always reply, 'I feel your pain'.
#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour
You mean a really long hex code? #programmerhumour
Just messaged one of the devs.
'Hi Graham, what have you got on this morning'.
Ive had to take myself offline for the rest of the day!
#softwaredevelopers #softwaredevelopment #devlife #programmerhumour
I fixed our resident engineers mug!
#softwaredevelopers
#softwaredevelopment
#devlife
#programmerhumour
Tried posting a hilarious post on the dev teams channel.
No one got it.
#softwaredevelopers
#softwaredevelopment
#devlife
#programmerhumour
There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who start indexing arrays at one
1. Those who start indexing arrays at zero
#lunchpun #programmerhumour
#programmerhumor
This made me laugh a little too much....
#StarWars #ProgrammingHumour #ProgrammerHumour #DeveloperHumour
That's obvious. You cannot bind a moose!
#programmerhumour
A jokey venn diagram showing 3 circles marked: Blockchain. GEN AI. Senior software engineer. Blockchain is searching for a use case. With gen AI it is massively overhyped. With Senior software engineer. It falsely believes logic can solve human disputes. Senior software engineer is still searching for a semicolon. With Gen AI it writes buggy code. Gen AI is still searching for a business model. The intersection of all three is technically just a slow database
Jokes like these are probably why people assume I'm a tech person.
#AI #Blockchain #SoftwareEngineer #programmerHumour
Q: What is the difference between Java and Javascript ?
A: They are like Car and Carpet
#ProgrammerHumour